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Offline Localonthe8s

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1230 on: May 10, 2012, 12:04:59 AM »
Wha....?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1231 on: May 10, 2012, 12:32:01 AM »
100.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1232 on: May 10, 2012, 01:55:44 AM »
Eat a choco taco

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1233 on: May 10, 2012, 10:01:27 PM »
No, I can read what you're saying.

Do you believe?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1234 on: May 18, 2012, 09:56:20 AM »
No, only seeing is believing. Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1235 on: May 23, 2012, 07:28:55 PM »
No, it just contains fish.

Who is the mayor of New York City in the daytime?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1236 on: May 23, 2012, 09:14:11 PM »
His mother.

Is daytime television shown during the day?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1237 on: May 23, 2012, 09:16:08 PM »
They show TV during the daytime? :huh:

Do I have cable now or what?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1238 on: May 23, 2012, 10:20:14 PM »
You have what.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1239 on: May 23, 2012, 11:45:51 PM »
IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU! :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1240 on: May 24, 2012, 12:33:59 AM »
The bowl.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1241 on: May 24, 2012, 05:14:46 PM »
Short-term memory is a blessing.

How come cheesecake is not the signature menu item at The Cheesecake Factory?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1242 on: May 24, 2012, 05:57:21 PM »
Because no one signed for it. :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1243 on: May 24, 2012, 06:33:44 PM »
No. It's really on Uranus!

If I quit my job during the recession, would i be nuts?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1244 on: May 24, 2012, 07:06:32 PM »
As nutty as a squirrel storing Jif.

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