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Offline Mr. Rainman

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1125 on: January 29, 2012, 09:35:04 PM »
1,643,735.

Is it always sunny in Philadelphia?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1126 on: January 29, 2012, 09:40:04 PM »
Only when God isn't using the restroom.

How do I get to Main Street?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1127 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:19 PM »
By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1128 on: January 29, 2012, 10:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 10:06:19 PM
By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?


Because it probably was green at one time before the ice came in and took over to destroy the "global warming" theory.


Why do I eat morons like you for breakfast, and what am I referring to?

Quote from: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 01:28:23 PM
pie. :D .  Am I posting this from my itouch?


Off topic joke I heard - Apple had plans that were messed up when the FBI caught them making the new iPod Touch for kids, called "iTouch Kids."
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1129 on: January 29, 2012, 10:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Austin M. on January 29, 2012, 10:15:27 PM

Quote from: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 10:06:19 PM
By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?


Because it probably was green at one time before the ice came in and took over to destroy the "global warming" theory.


Why do I eat morons like you for breakfast, and what am I referring to?

Quote from: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 01:28:23 PM
pie. :D .  Am I posting this from my itouch?


Off topic joke I heard - Apple had plans that were messed up when the FBI caught them making the new iPod Touch for kids, called "iTouch Kids."
Because Miss Cleo loves her morons with extra salt. :D

and LOL Austin, I wouldnt be surprised in that case.

Did you just lose the game?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1130 on: January 30, 2012, 07:58:44 AM »
No, you did.


P^2 x O^2?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1131 on: January 31, 2012, 08:44:59 AM »
Who knows??

Do people overuse the word “swag”?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1132 on: January 31, 2012, 11:23:05 AM »
What the swag does that mean?

Why are you excited?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1133 on: January 31, 2012, 04:54:03 PM »
Not sure...

Why are you pregnant?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1134 on: January 31, 2012, 05:51:56 PM »
I'm not a tranny...

Does it feel like March today?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1135 on: January 31, 2012, 08:37:53 PM »
Nope, it feels like Dejanoveburary. A mix of December, January, November, and February.


Valentines Day?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1136 on: January 31, 2012, 09:55:24 PM »
It's not an official holiday.

What would happen if you heat up a sandwich in a wrapping containing aluminum in the microwave for a minute?  (I accidentally did this one day when I was a kid. :blushing:)
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1137 on: January 31, 2012, 10:01:26 PM »
You'll get popcorn.

How come it's so dark outside right now? :hmm:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1138 on: February 01, 2012, 01:31:44 AM »
I ate the moon by accident

Is NBC a local channel?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1139 on: February 01, 2012, 02:10:42 AM »
Yeah, the Nantucket Broadcast Company.

What does love have to do with it?
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