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Offline Localonthe8s

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1095 on: January 22, 2012, 12:22:25 AM »
Quote from: Pavel95 on January 21, 2012, 10:26:17 PM
I don't see why not.

Why is it that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”?
Wow, no wonder stress in this country is at an all-time high. :o

Why couldn't the chick with cataracts go on a blind date?
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Offline Austin M.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1096 on: January 27, 2012, 07:27:09 PM »
It was too EYEronic.


How much wood couldn't a woodchuck not chuck since they already can't chuck wood?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1097 on: January 28, 2012, 07:03:06 PM »
An infinite amount of wood isn't chucked.

Why does it always get windy when you stand next to a fan that is turned on?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1098 on: January 28, 2012, 07:09:01 PM »
Because you control the fan of the Earth.

Why name an animal a whale shark?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1099 on: January 28, 2012, 07:26:28 PM »
Because its a shark that looks like a whale.

What's 2-1?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1100 on: January 28, 2012, 07:45:09 PM »
Whatever 2-1 is.. :dunno:

What is 2-1?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1101 on: January 28, 2012, 08:10:20 PM »
Chuck Norris.

What are books?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1102 on: January 28, 2012, 08:22:23 PM »
Book's are the items you wipe you bottom with.

What are puddin' pops?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1103 on: January 28, 2012, 08:49:39 PM »
I don't know, but they taste like burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road instead of taking the bus?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1104 on: January 28, 2012, 09:19:09 PM »
Because it wanted to become roadkill.

What are adult toys?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1105 on: January 28, 2012, 09:24:29 PM »
Adult Toys are the items you hide from your kids and have fun on while they're out.

Why are there nuts in my ice cream?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1106 on: January 28, 2012, 09:32:55 PM »
The ice cream factory hired chipmunks to make their products.

What are calculators used for?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1107 on: January 28, 2012, 09:39:23 PM »
What type of calculator do you speak of?

Was it my birthday a week ago?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1108 on: January 28, 2012, 09:40:14 PM »
It's possible. I only was told that you were going to be gone b/c of it. :P

Why does my Asian teacher think it's funny when she farts?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1109 on: January 29, 2012, 12:30:01 AM »
Think twice about eating sushi.

Did Oprah Winfrey visit the Taj Mahal 2 weeks ago?
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