Author Topic: Stupid Questions (Read 221896 times)

Zach · « **Reply #1080 on:** November 24, 2011, 06:46:13 PM »

XL.

Why is everyone playing this game on a national holiday?

Austin M. · « **Reply #1081 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:19:32 PM »

The turkey is psychedelic, yo.

Root beer? What is it? The beer of the root? What root?

Donovan · « **Reply #1082 on:** November 26, 2011, 05:43:08 PM »

Its the root of the Beer Cactus from the deserts of Australia?

How many cacti does it take to get to the center of the earth?

Mr. Rainman · « **Reply #1083 on:** November 26, 2011, 05:57:39 PM »

If my definition of the world was correct, just half a Mojave.

If Bing is Google's brother, who is Google's sister?

Austin M. · « **Reply #1084 on:** November 26, 2011, 09:49:17 PM »

Google Custom Search.

A chihuahua barks. What do you hear?

TampaMillTWC88 · « **Reply #1085 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »

Moooooooo.

I know you are but what am I?

Donovan · « **Reply #1086 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:54:17 PM »

A fish stick!

Why did Lois say "Peter did you xerox your _______?"

TampaMillTWC88 · « **Reply #1087 on:** November 28, 2011, 02:15:32 PM »

Because she has serious issues.

Who now do you love?

Austin M. · « **Reply #1088 on:** November 29, 2011, 06:50:58 PM »

Kiearra.

Zune vs. iPod in a duel. Who wins?

Mr. Rainman · « **Reply #1089 on:** November 29, 2011, 07:21:44 PM »

Zune, because anything with a "z" in its name trumps all.

Why must I use Lemon Pledge?

Mike M · « **Reply #1090 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:30:46 PM »

Because Billy Mays prefers Orange Glo.

Do you need a cabinet full of cleaners?

Charismatic Applesauce · « **Reply #1091 on:** November 30, 2011, 06:35:27 AM »

If you're a mysophobe.

Should I jump out the window?

Austin M. · « **Reply #1092 on:** December 01, 2011, 04:29:54 PM »

If you'd like to die, as to die is to gain.

Should I just stand in front of a diesel pipe and inhale deeply for a half minute?

Donovan · « **Reply #1093 on:** December 06, 2011, 02:12:17 AM »

No, for ten minutes, it will make your life successful.

Should I attempt to be a squirrel and jump from tree to tree in the night?

Charismatic Applesauce · « **Reply #1094 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:26:17 PM »

I don't see why not.

Why is it that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”?