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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #795 on: November 08, 2010, 02:07:36 PM »
I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here!

If my dog which doesn't exist walk in to my room at 14:33 on the 31st August 1923, where is my dog which doesn't exist?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #796 on: December 15, 2010, 02:57:16 PM »
Nowhere. It doesn't exist. :bleh:

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #797 on: December 15, 2010, 09:38:03 PM »
Wonder what it would feel like to wake up dead?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #798 on: December 15, 2010, 10:17:19 PM »
Why is it so warm in Tampa right now?  :blink:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #799 on: December 15, 2010, 10:32:33 PM »
Because i turned up our heater  :P

Why do the streets of Tampa stop and go all over the place? :wacko:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #800 on: December 16, 2010, 12:17:29 PM »
Just because.  :dunno:

Do I own a 3DO? If so, which one?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #801 on: December 23, 2010, 02:09:23 PM »
The best one, maybe?

Why is the sky blue? :P
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #802 on: December 23, 2010, 04:49:09 PM »
Because it is.

Why can you be 'under the weather' but not over it?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #803 on: December 23, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »
Going over the weather is what makes people feel sad and depressed, so stay under it!

Do i need any physical therapy? :P
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #804 on: December 23, 2010, 05:34:33 PM »
No, but Totodile does.


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #805 on: December 23, 2010, 11:15:03 PM »
Because I didn't.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #806 on: December 24, 2010, 12:01:40 PM »
Neither, I live in England.  :bleh:

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Did I just type "Look ma, I'm roadkill"?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #807 on: December 28, 2010, 11:48:45 PM »
No, you typed a post.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #808 on: December 28, 2010, 11:50:37 PM »
naww!

Are the April 06, Nov 06, Feb 07 and April 07 lists posted on weather.com?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #809 on: December 28, 2010, 11:58:19 PM »
No, theyre posted on Taiganet

Is the new emulator version out of beta yet?
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