Stupid Questions

[Zach]

bananas 

Does the sun shine when people forget?

[TheTWCman]

Forget what?

Do I own a Nevada license plate?

[TWCmatthew]

Yes because how else could you think of that.

Is there a weatherstar xl 3 counties west of me?

[Charismatic Applesauce]

Yes because how else could you think of that.

Is there a weatherstar xl 3 counties west of me?

No, but there's a WeatherStar III.

[Mike M]

Hello?

[Trevor]

Hi. Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit. My name is     ?    . How may I help you?

What is my name?

[Zach]

Rovert 

Does Charlie daniels play a mean fiddle?

[Mike M]

I say so.

Thank you for calling The Weather Channel. Do you know your party's four-digit extension?

[phw115wvwx]

Yes, it's abcd.

Why is it a bad idea to have all the digits of pi as your password?

[TheTWCman]

I don't know, it seems like a good idea to me.

Does eating lightbulbs make you Ill?

[Mike M]

No, it can give you a lot of ideas!

Who do I call in the event of an emergency?

[TheTWCman]

Chuck Norris.

If I have a Porsche Cayenne, what does my dad have?

[Charismatic Applesauce]

Chuck Norris.

If I have a Porsche Cayenne, what does my dad have?

A Rolls Royce.

Is the WeatherStar I still being used?

[Eric]

Is the WeatherStar I still being used?

I hope not!  Actually, the WeatherStar I caused so much RF interference that it was quickly changed to the WeatherStar II, which itself didn't last long before the more advanced WeatherStar III was developed.  Since the WeatherStar III was given the kibosh by the FCC for not being able to sound a warning tone at the beginning of every repeat of a weather warning, I think it's extraordinarily unlikely that there's a functioning WeatherStar I anywhere.  In fact, I doubt there was a functioning WeatherStar I in use anywhere by the time the 1980s ended, if even that late.

[Eric]

Apple 4eva, if you're going to use my statement in your signature, does that mean I get paid royalties? 

(Seriously, though, I don't mind at all.)