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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #855 on: February 03, 2011, 11:33:40 AM »
There always is weather.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #856 on: February 06, 2011, 08:32:36 AM »
Only when it hears Pink Floyd music.

Why is water wet?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #857 on: February 14, 2011, 03:54:55 PM »
Because no water can run dry :whistling:

Is this a rhetorical question?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #858 on: February 21, 2011, 07:00:38 PM »
No

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #859 on: February 22, 2011, 12:44:15 AM »
I have no idea.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #860 on: February 22, 2011, 09:03:51 AM »
Is it like a ski?

Why don't you want a snowstorm?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #861 on: February 22, 2011, 07:41:45 PM »
Because I have a phobia of marshmallows.

Who invented spoons?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #862 on: February 22, 2011, 08:31:31 PM »
Issac Spoonison in ancient Egypt.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #863 on: February 26, 2011, 06:18:18 PM »
Just add water. :P

A sentence fragment?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #864 on: March 02, 2011, 05:15:33 PM »
Nah, just a fragmented sentence.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #865 on: March 02, 2011, 09:22:55 PM »
He has magical powers.

Why is chocolate milk brown?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #866 on: March 02, 2011, 09:24:30 PM »
Because it is mixed in with mud

Can you drive from Tokyo to New York?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #867 on: March 02, 2011, 10:04:55 PM »
No, because there is no road from Tokyo to New York.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #868 on: March 02, 2011, 10:07:29 PM »
Whenever david arkenstone plays

is the carribean breeze a blowin'?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #869 on: March 03, 2011, 10:34:16 PM »
no, the carribean breeze is carribean

Does iTunes play tunes?