Stupid Questions

[Mike M]

No, I am

Did Carl Parker just drop his clicker?

[Localonthe8s]

No, he hasn't done that for the millionth time.

Do you put a Christmas tree on Christmas?

[Mike M]

No, you put it up for the 4th of July

Am I cooking while using my laptop?

[wxntrafficfan]

Nope, you're doing the dishes while you are using your laptop, like I always do

Am I still obsessed with Terminal Frost, even almost 4 months since it last aired on TWC?

[Mike M]

Nope, you're doing the dishes while you are using your laptop, like I always do

The dishes are my dad's job

No, but TF is obsessed with you

Why are you depressed?

[wxntrafficfan]

Because this winter storm is coming right at me, and this low does not appear to be taking the same track that the low during December 2006 did (which was also an El Nino Winter)

Am I watching my favorite episode of Spongebob?

[Mike M]

No

Would that episode happen to be Snowball Effect?

[wxntrafficfan]

Whoa, how did you know? 

(answer and question combined there )

[Mike M]

I watched it with you once, remember? (again combining answer and question)

[wxntrafficfan]

I watched so much with you that I can't remember any one instance
But I do remember your memory is almost as good as mine (Seriously though, I do have a great memory, but only to what I apply it to)

Did a street cleaner finally come down my street and clean the leaves out of the drain by my driveway and along the curb so I don't have to keep taking care of the leaves through the winter?

[Mike M]

Yes, and I did that

Is my subdivision well-maintained?

[wxntrafficfan]

No, you live in it, so clearly it isn't (j/k  )

Could that have sounded like a real nasty insult?

[xoddf2]

I do what I'm told...

Can you stay up for the weekend and blame God for looking too old?

[wxntrafficfan]

Responding to that is not my specialty

Am I in shutdown mode?

[Localonthe8s]

IDK

Should you be online while in school?