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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1305 on: August 16, 2012, 01:11:04 AM »
sertiNLLEE????

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1306 on: August 16, 2012, 01:12:07 AM »
Hi Pavel!

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1307 on: August 16, 2012, 01:43:04 AM »
Only if you choose to.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1308 on: August 31, 2012, 04:22:09 PM »
Cause his name is Scatman?  :unsure:

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1309 on: September 01, 2012, 02:13:25 PM »
They only let me order halibut.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1310 on: September 01, 2012, 03:12:22 PM »
Only of you speak Spanish. Will tropical storm Isaac bring fig newtons to your area? (corney joke with the Isaac newton tagline I kno)

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1311 on: September 01, 2012, 07:22:25 PM »
No, apples.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1312 on: September 01, 2012, 07:44:17 PM »
Oh wait, wait I know this one!... :thinking: Uhhh...something, something Ramen Noodles!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood while driving to Beaver Dam for a slice of Honey Baked Ham?


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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1313 on: September 02, 2012, 09:08:34 PM »
None, the woodchuck better focus on the road if he's driving.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1314 on: September 02, 2012, 09:21:33 PM »
Feliz cumpleanos!

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1315 on: September 02, 2012, 09:24:33 PM »
No, it's made of stone-ettes.

Which came first, the egg yolk or egg white?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1316 on: September 02, 2012, 09:46:22 PM »
The eggnog.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1317 on: September 02, 2012, 09:51:33 PM »
No, it's azul. Do you study in college?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1318 on: September 02, 2012, 10:14:59 PM »
No, I study in collage. :P

What's the color of air?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1319 on: September 03, 2012, 12:21:00 AM »
Light blue  :P

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