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Offline Localonthe8s

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1275 on: August 06, 2012, 09:55:15 PM »
Because they're made outta rubber.

Can I fly from New York to Dubai in 3 hours by plane?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1276 on: August 06, 2012, 10:01:37 PM »
Maybe if you take an express trip.

Should I put on a cape and jump off my roof to see if I can fly?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1277 on: August 06, 2012, 10:09:54 PM »
Yes, maybe try putting on a helmet too.

Can hurricanes make landfall in Alaska?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1278 on: August 06, 2012, 10:56:37 PM »
Yes, if Global Warming continues.

Would I find polar bears in Hawaii?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1279 on: August 07, 2012, 09:48:55 AM »
Maybe on a Coca Cola bottle. (The old ones...)   :bleh:

Can I make it rain?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1280 on: August 07, 2012, 09:58:05 AM »
If you got enough money in your pockets sure why not.

Why does it smell like blue outside?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1281 on: August 07, 2012, 11:15:24 AM »
Because I got the blues. Does anyone honestly watch the Geometry Channel these days?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1282 on: August 07, 2012, 11:44:36 AM »
I do! 2+2=5!

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1283 on: August 07, 2012, 12:04:39 PM »
You lost your car? (If so, that sucks, Trevor. LOL)

Where is the sun?  :dunno:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1284 on: August 07, 2012, 12:12:16 PM »
Across the street at Walmart.

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OT: Donovan, that was a reference to the song "Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn, lol. I can't even drive yet. :rofl2:
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1285 on: August 07, 2012, 12:42:23 PM »
Because it's trying to be like you and me  :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1286 on: August 07, 2012, 12:45:10 PM »
Because people make the world go round. Do rap artists sing opera?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1287 on: August 07, 2012, 12:49:14 PM »
Nope. They wouldn't be able to do any better than rap, let alone Opera.  :P (Joking, and I like some rap, not all)

What is the number for 911?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1288 on: August 07, 2012, 01:18:17 PM »
119. Can I take Amtrak from Oakland to Honolulu?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1289 on: August 07, 2012, 07:29:37 PM »
No, to Finland.

Can you play golf in the Gulf of Mexico?
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