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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #60 on: January 04, 2012, 04:23:51 PM »
NOUS41 KOKX DDHHMM CCA
PNSOKX
CTZ005>012-NJZ002-004-006-103>108-NYZ067>075-078>081-176>179-312359-

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
MARIJUANA WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE UPTON NY
422 PM EST WED JAN 4 2012

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN UPTON HAS ISSUED A

 * MARIJUANA WARNING FOR...

ALL OF SUFFOLK AND NASSAU COUNTIES

 * UNTIL 6 AM EST THU

 * AT 353 PM EST...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE METEOROLOGISTS DISCOVERED
    NUMEROUS MARIJUANA FARMS ACROSS LONG ISLAND. SOME ESTIMATES
    CONCLUDE THAT THERE COULD BE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF MARIJUANA
    ACROSS LONG ISLAND.

THIS IS A POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING SITUATION.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SEARCH FOR MARIJUANA FARMS AS FOR THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE
ALREADY DOING SO. SOME REPORTS SAY THAT THESE PEOPLE MAY BE ARMED. BY THE
TIME YOU ARE FINISHED READING THIS MESSAGE, SOME OF THE MARIJUANA WOULD
BE GONE. ATTEMPT TO SMOKE THE MARIJUANA IF YOU COME UPON A FARM.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTION...

IF YOU SHOULD COME UPON A MARIJUANA FARM, DO NOT CALL THE POLICE NOR THE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. TAKE AS MUCH MARIJUANA AS YOU CAN. SMOKE IT ALL
OR SELL IT ALL OR BOTH.

$$
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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2012, 10:38:34 PM »
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SPOKANE HAS ISSUED A...

*WORKTIME WARNING FOR...

ONE PERSON WHO HAS A JOB IN THE HOUSEHOLD OF TWCJIM UNTIL 5PM PDT.

AT 805AM PDT... NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED THAT AN INDIVIDUAL INSIDE THE HOUSEHOLD OF TWCJIM WAS CAPABLE OF SLACKING OFF.. AND WAS NOT WORKING AT ALL. THE INDIVIDUAL MUST LOG ON TO THE WORK COMPUTER BY... 825PM PDT.

FOR YOUR PROTECTION... PLEASE LOG ONTO YOUR COMPUTER... OR RISK GETTING YOUR REAR END CANNED.

A WORKTIME WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA UNTIL 5PM PDT THIS EVENING.

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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2012, 10:23:48 AM »
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BLACKSBURG HAS ISSUED A

*SALT TRUCK AND SNOW PLOW WARNING FOR...
ALL OF THE BLACKSBURG COUNTY WARNING AREA.....

*FOR ALL OF WINTER.....

IF YOU GET BEHIND A SALT TRUCK DURING A WINTER STORM...YOU WILL BE COVERED IN EITHER SALT OR BRINE AS THEY TRY TO DE-ICE THE ROADS...THE SALT WILL RUST YOUR CAR RATHER QUICKLY...AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SPEND TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON NEW CARS...TRY TO AVOID THESE AT ALL COSTS. IF YOU ARE IN A PARKING LOT NEAR THE EDGE OF A ROAD... AND YOU SEE A SNOWPLOW COMING, TRY TO MOVE AWAY FROM IT AS QUICK AS YOU CAN. IF YOU DON'T...YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF HAVING YOUR CAR BURIED UNDER A MASSIVE SNOW DRIFT.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS....

A SALT TRUCK AND SNOW PLOW WARNING MEANS...THAT YOU NEED TO AVOID THESE TWO THINGS DURING WINTER STORMS AT ALL COSTS. IF YOU DON'T...YOU WILL LIKELY NEED TO BUY NEW CARS.
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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #63 on: June 10, 2012, 03:41:18 PM »
In the form of a Hazardous Weather Outlook:

Hazardous Boredom Forecast
National Boredom Service Monroe, MI
345 PM EDT SUN JUN 10 2012

Today and Tonight...
Boredom will persist through the remainder of the day/night. Now is the time to remember that school kept you busy and out of severe boredom...for the most part.

Monday through Sunday...
Occasional bouts of boredom may occur, otherwise no hazardous boredom is expected.

Anti-Depressant Medication Statement...
Anti-Depressant medication may be required this evening. ( :P just kidding.)
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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2012, 09:13:44 PM »
What if generic camera batteries went nuts?


000
WFUS51 KBOX 181804
GBWBOX
MAC009-017-NHC011-181830-
/O.NEW.KBOX.GB.W.1547.120718T1804Z-120718T1830Z/

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
GENERIC CAMERA BATTERY WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
202 AM EDT TUE JUL 17 2012

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TAUNTON HAS ISSUED A

* GENERIC CAMERA BATTERY WARNING FOR...
   SOUTHEASTERN HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY IN SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE....
   NORTHWESTERN ESSEX COUNTY IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS...
   NORTHEASTERN MIDDLESEX COUNTY IN SOUTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS...

* UNTIL 230 PM EDT WEDNESDAY

* AT 159 AM EDT...SEVERAL REPORTS CAME IN FROM THE MERRIMACK VALLEY THAT GENERIC BATTERIES FOR CAMERAS MADE BY ALL COMPANIES EXCEPT FOR DURACELL AND ENERGIZER WERE HAVING SEVERE ISSUES. ONE PERSONS CAMERA BROKE BECAUSE OF THIS...AND IT BURNED UNTIL IT WAS GONE. LUCKILY... NO DAMAGE OCCURED BEYOND THE DESTROYED CAMERA. THANKFULLY... HIS CAMERA CARD WAS IN THE COMPUTER AT THE TIME. THE MANUFACTURER WILL NOT GIVE HIM A NEW CAMERA. LUCKILY FOR HIM...THE MAYOR OF HIS CITY GAVE HIM MONEY TO BUY A NEW CAMERA OF THE SAME MAKE AND MODEL...AS WELL AS MONEY FOR ACCESSORIES AND GENUINE BATTERIES.

* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
   ANDOVER... NORTH ANDOVER... LAWRENCE... METHUEN... CHELMSFORD... TEWKSBURY... LOWELL... DRACUT... TYNGSBOROUGH... NASHUA... HUDSON...PELHAM...AND MERRIMACK.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

DO NOT BUY A GENERIC BATTERY FOR YOUR CAMERA UNLESS IT IS BY DURACELL OR ENERGIZER. ONLY BUY GENUINE BATTERIES...OR THOSE MADE BY DURACELL OR ENERGIZER. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THIS ADVICE MAY RESULT IN DAMAGE TO YOUR CAMERA.

&&

LAT...LON 4249 7087 4246 7089 4247 7092 4246 7094
      4243 7093 4242 7090 4242 7091 4242 7094
      4246 7094 4242 7099 4243 7102 4251 7096
TIME...MOT...LOC 1759Z 272DEG 23KT 4246 7097

$$

KJC

000
WFUS51 KGYX 181804
GBWGYX
NHC015-181830-
/O.NEW.KGYX.GB.W.1000.120718T1804Z-120718T1830Z/

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
GENERIC CAMERA BATTERY WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAY ME
204 AM EDT TUE JUL 17 2012

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAY MAINE HAS ISSUED A

* GENERIC CAMERA BATTERY WARNING FOR...
   SOUTHWESTERN ROCKINGHAM COUNTY IN SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE....

* UNTIL 230 PM EDT WEDNESDAY

* AT 200 AM EDT...SEVERAL REPORTS CAME IN FROM THE MERRIMACK VALLEY THAT GENERIC BATTERIES FOR CAMERAS MADE BY ALL COMPANIES EXCEPT FOR DURACELL AND ENERGIZER WERE HAVING SEVERE ISSUES. ONE PERSONS CAMERA BROKE BECAUSE OF THIS...AND IT BURNED UNTIL IT WAS GONE. NO DAMAGE OCCURRED EXCEPT FOR THE DESTROYED CAMERA.

* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
   SALEM...WINDHAM AND PLAISTOW

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. DO NOT BUY A GENERIC BATTERY FOR YOUR CAMERA. ONLY BUY GENUINE BATTERIES. NEW HAMPSHIRE GOVERNOR JOHN LYNCH HAS DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR THE AFFECTED AREAS.

$$

EKSTER
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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2012, 10:43:15 AM »
I got an idea from the boredom outlook.....

WFUS51 KRNK 181804
HBORNK
NHC015-181830-
/O.NEW.KRNK.HB.O.1547.120718T1804Z-120718T1830Z/

THIS HAZARDOUS BOREDOM OUTLOOK IS FOR ASHE COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA.....

DAY ONE...... TODAY AND TONIGHT....

BOREDOM WILL START OFF VERY ISOLATED IN NATURE IN THE MORNING...... WITH BOREDOM RAPIDLY INCREASING AND INTENSIFYING THROUGH THE DAY. ONE OR TWO BOUTS OF EXTREME BOREDOM IS POSSIBLE.

DAYS 2-7.... SATURDAY THROUGH THURSDAY.

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY LOOK LIKE ONLY SLIGHT CHANCES OF BOREDOM....... BUT THE SETUP IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE FAVORABLE FOR A WIDESPREAD AND LONG LIVED BOREDOM OUTBREAK STARTING ON MONDAY AND LASTING THROUGH A LARGE PART OF NEXT WEEK. MAJOR BOUTS OF BOREDOM IS INCREASINGLY LIKELY...... AND THE CHANCES OF EXTREME BOREDOM WILL LIKELY INCREASE AS WELL. THERE IS ALSO THE POTENTIAL FOR CRAZINESS...... AND THIS COULD BE MAJOR AS WELL. THINGS TO DO DURING THE DAY WILL NEED TO BE WATCHED CAREFULLY, AS THIS WILL DECIDE IF THE UPCOMING OUTBREAK WILL BE AS SEVERE. MODELS INDICATE THAT ALL THINGS WILL COME TOGETHER STARTING EARLY MONDAY MORNING........ AND WILL LAST ALL WEEK.


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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2012, 11:43:02 AM »
Quote from: twcctornado77 on July 27, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
I got an idea from the boredom outlook.....

WFUS51 KRNK 181804
HBORNK
NHC015-181830-
/O.NEW.KRNK.GB.W.1547.120718T1804Z-120718T1830Z/

THIS HAZARDOUS BOREDOM OUTLOOK IS FOR ASHE COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA.....

DAY ONE...... TODAY AND TONIGHT....

BOREDOM WILL START OFF VERY ISOLATED IN NATURE IN THE MORNING...... WITH BOREDOM RAPIDLY INCREASING AND INTENSIFYING THROUGH THE DAY. ONE OR TWO BOUTS OF EXTREME BOREDOM IS POSSIBLE.

DAYS 2-7.... SATURDAY THROUGH THURSDAY.

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY LOOK LIKE ONLY SLIGHT CHANCES OF BOREDOM....... BUT THE SETUP IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE FAVORABLE FOR A WIDESPREAD AND LONG LIVED BOREDOM OUTBREAK STARTING ON MONDAY AND LASTING THROUGH A LARGE PART OF NEXT WEEK. MAJOR BOUTS OF BOREDOM IS INCREASINGLY LIKELY...... AND THE CHANCES OF EXTREME BOREDOM WILL LIKELY INCREASE AS WELL. THERE IS ALSO THE POTENTIAL FOR CRAZINESS...... AND THIS COULD BE MAJOR AS WELL. THINGS TO DO DURING THE DAY WILL NEED TO BE WATCHED CAREFULLY, AS THIS WILL DECIDE IF THE UPCOMING OUTBREAK WILL BE AS SEVERE. MODELS INDICATE THAT ALL THINGS WILL COME TOGETHER STARTING EARLY MONDAY MORNING........ AND WILL LAST ALL WEEK.


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Re: The NWS Game
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2012, 10:14:10 PM »
CHILLLAX STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAVORESVILLE, GA
955 PM EDT TUE SEP 18 2012

...THE CHILLLAX WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS...

NORTH/CENTRAL GEORGIA...INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A LINE FROM COLUMBUS ON NORTH TO ATLANTA.

RIGHT NOW...THERE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLE REPORTS OF FOLKS BEING DEBBY DOWNERS ACROSS THE CWA. WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE DO YOUR PART IN TURNING THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN BY SHOWING THEM SOME FUN TO DISTRACT THEIR OVERLOADED MINDS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

SAFETY MESSAGE...IF YOU'RE STRESSED OUT OVER SOMETHING YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER, OR OVER SOMETHING YOU KNOW IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL, THEN DUDE CHILL OUT BEFORE YOU GIVE YOURSELF A HEARTATTACK IT'S NOT WORTH IT. GO FOR AN EVENING WALK...LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC...HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS OR YOUR GIRL/GUY...WATCH A COMEDY MOVIE OR TWO. DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO TO STAY CALM AND HAPPY FROM EVERYDAY LIFE.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE AT HTTP://CHILLWEATHER.GOV /ALL
LOWER CASE/. ONCE THERE...CLICK ON GEORGIA TO VIEW LOCAL
CHILLLAX INFORMATION.

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