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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #885 on: March 20, 2011, 07:55:33 PM »
 :wow: ...I don't know. I just failed math.

Complete the sentence: rain in April, sun in May, and _______ in June and July.
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #886 on: March 20, 2011, 08:10:10 PM »
Jule lied to you? :blink: :P

Can you tell funny puns if your in a punny fun mood?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #887 on: March 20, 2011, 08:13:15 PM »
Of course you can.

Excuse me?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #888 on: March 20, 2011, 08:37:45 PM »
Uh, you're excused.  :unsure:

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #889 on: March 20, 2011, 08:51:18 PM »
In Australia

Is Peter Lik from the edge?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #890 on: March 21, 2011, 05:58:40 PM »
How should I know?

Can you help me in English?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #891 on: March 21, 2011, 07:18:28 PM »
How should I know?

Can you help me in English?
No my grammer too bad for English to help you. :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #892 on: March 22, 2011, 02:17:30 PM »
No can form question with grammar either.

Have you seen anyone eat a subway sub in a subway car?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #893 on: March 22, 2011, 05:58:15 PM »
Nope, but I've seen someone eat a subway car while in a sub. :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #894 on: March 26, 2011, 05:56:01 PM »
Csaabellelite (say-bell-ite), a mix between cable and satellite.

What exact MM/DD/YYYY, hh:mm:ss did TWC air?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #895 on: March 26, 2011, 06:18:06 PM »
How am I supposed to know?

How do I post here?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #896 on: March 26, 2011, 06:52:28 PM »
You post.

Is it easy as pie?
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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #897 on: March 26, 2011, 07:38:42 PM »
No, not pie, cake! :P

Are weathermen and meteorologists the same?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #898 on: March 27, 2011, 09:32:18 PM »
I guess?

What type of engagement ring was Kim Perez given when her now-husband proposed to her?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #899 on: March 27, 2011, 09:33:56 PM »
A 200 carat ring.

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