Author Topic: Lie your Butt Off (Read 279744 times)

Charismatic Applesauce · « **Reply #2265 on:** June 09, 2013, 09:58:07 PM »

Yelling "Don't go in there!" at a character in a horror movie is absolutely guaranteed to make them not go in there.

WeatherSTARIII · « **Reply #2266 on:** June 09, 2013, 10:09:33 PM »

My favorite color isn't yellow.

Lightning · « **Reply #2267 on:** June 19, 2013, 02:23:23 PM »

It's going to snow in Miami this weekend.

TWCJim · « **Reply #2268 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:28:20 PM »

I did not go see "Despicable Me 2" at a local movie theater today

Localonthe8s · « **Reply #2269 on:** July 13, 2013, 07:44:06 PM »

An EF5 tornado destroyed San Diego today.

Donovan · « **Reply #2270 on:** August 04, 2013, 02:15:39 PM »

Earth will be impacted by an asteroid within the next 48 hours. You have your warning.

Lightning · « **Reply #2271 on:** September 28, 2013, 06:01:17 PM »

The Alabama Crimson Tide have not won the bcs national championship two years in a row.

TWCJim · « **Reply #2272 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:32:29 PM »

I did not accidentally burn a piece of toast.

Localonthe8s · « **Reply #2273 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:53:00 PM »

I'm happy that the Giants lost to the Eagles 21-36, yesterday

phw115wvwx · « **Reply #2274 on:** October 08, 2013, 07:09:14 AM »

I wish this government shutdown didn't end soon.

TWCJim · « **Reply #2275 on:** November 14, 2013, 08:46:32 PM »

I did not upgrade my cable TV today.

Charismatic Applesauce · « **Reply #2276 on:** November 15, 2013, 04:41:27 AM »

You will win the Nobel Prize for mooning your boss.

luesjo12 · « **Reply #2277 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:21:43 PM »

When I Changed the Channel to TWC HD on my New 4k HDTV I Saw the WeatherSTAR XL v28 HD

phw115wvwx · « **Reply #2278 on:** December 07, 2013, 11:35:04 AM »

Ice storms are a lot of fun to experience while driving.

Localonthe8s · « **Reply #2279 on:** December 08, 2013, 09:32:23 PM »

I do not have final exams coming up