Lie your Butt Off

[WeatherSTARIII]

I hate TWC.

[Mike M]

I was not born in 1996, and I did not temporairily change my display name here.

Don't remember that you can change your name only once every three months or you won't get a warning

[Localonthe8s]

I don't wanna move to dc

[TWCmatthew]

I may not work at TWC in 10 years.

[Localonthe8s]

You would love to work at TwC

[WeatherSTARIII]

I don't want to move to New York state.

[Austin M.]

I don't want to live at the beach, move to the beach, or be around it at all because it looks disgusting. Like a big baby threw up a bunch of nasty sand and... puke? Whatever.

[TampaMillTWC88]

I didn't gain almost 25 pounds over the last year.   

[Localonthe8s]

I am not tired of the March playlist and am not ready for an April/May list to start already

[TWCmatthew]

I don't want the April/May 2011 list to start tomorrow.

[TampaMillTWC88]

I don't wonder if the March playlist will continue into May. 

[Zach]

Florida is an awesome state to live in

[Localonthe8s]

I don't wonder if the March playlist will continue into May. 

I don't think that's a possibility.

[Lightning]

Neither tornadoes, nor hurricanes do damage and injure and kill people.

[TWCmatthew]

I might not get close to half a foot of snow tonight/tomorrow! :0