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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:56:45 AM »

Twice! 

and a half!

A half a screw? How does that work? I'm only familiar with entire screws. 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:50:37 AM »

In the time that it would've taken to discuss it, you could've gotten laid...or not.

Twice! 

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General Discussion / Re: The Front Porch

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:50:01 AM »

Sounds like your sister, Gary

Fortunately, I don't have one. 

You ARE your own sister.

wait a minute, whose the sensitive one here!? 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:49:12 AM »

More than just bandwidth, I assure you. 

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OCMs & Personalities / Re: "So You're Having A Bad Day?"

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:47:31 AM »

I've heard of it. I've heard its a good book, but I haven't read it myself.

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:46:54 AM »

Methinks Mcdonalds causes cancer.

Everything causes cancer, it seems.

Exactly. So you might as well eat and do as you want, lest you live your life in misery.

I'd rather live life in misery, like I already am, knowing that I will live at least 30 seconds longer than all of you.

I'd rather live 1 minute happily than 1:30 in misery.

That's somewhat suicidal. Because in a normal state of mind, you'd want to live as long as humanly possible.

I don't want to DIE, I want to LIVE happily. If that means shortening my life a little, so be it.

methinks you have issues.

I won't even try to figure out how you came to that conclusion.

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:44:58 AM »

Methinks Mcdonalds causes cancer.

Everything causes cancer, it seems.

Exactly. So you might as well eat and do as you want, lest you live your life in misery.

I'd rather live life in misery, like I already am, knowing that I will live at least 30 seconds longer than all of you.

I'd rather live 1 minute happily than 1:30 in misery.

That's somewhat suicidal. Because in a normal state of mind, you'd want to live as long as humanly possible.

I don't want to DIE, I want to LIVE happily. If that means shortening my life a little, so be it.

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Local Forecast / Re: Trammell Sightings

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:43:36 AM »

I thought that one went on for two days?

Come on fellas, don't go cooky on me now. 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:42:52 AM »

Methinks Mcdonalds causes cancer.

Everything causes cancer, it seems.

Exactly. So you might as well eat and do as you want, lest you live your life in misery.

I'd rather live life in misery, like I already am, knowing that I will live at least 30 seconds longer than all of you.

I'd rather live 1 minute happily than 1:30 in misery.

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Programming and Graphics / Re: DirecTV Wrong Guide Listing

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:42:02 AM »

At least it's better than my box. It just shows "Weather Channel" all day long. It doesn't list the names of the shows, not even long-form programming.

That's how my box was until a few months back when they finally decided to put the actual programming names on.

On my box, it lists "WeatherCenter" all day. Are we in 1999 or 2008 here?

Judging by whats playing on the LF, 1999. The calendar, however, says 2008. 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:41:23 AM »

Methinks Mcdonalds causes cancer.

Everything causes cancer, it seems.

Exactly. So you might as well eat and do as you want, lest you live your life in misery.

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General Discussion / Re: The Front Porch

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:40:01 AM »

Sounds like your sister, Gary

Fortunately, I don't have one. 

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General Discussion / Re: Your class schedule...

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:39:35 AM »

I agree with Billy, we are taking things a bit off topic, though I thought it was all in fun. Nothing to get bent out of shape over. 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:34:00 AM »

  I'm lovin it.

 

Gawd, don't make me hungry. 

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Questions, Comments, Suggestions / Re: Ooooh is this new??

« on: August 07, 2008, 12:31:21 AM »

Umm, excuse me? If I hadn't cried in the first place, none of this would've started.

Ok, than you take all the credit, crybaby. 

For your information, I'm a very sensitive little boy.

Yeah, I've always had that impression of you.