Your favorite scenes and/or quotes from any TV show

[TWCJim]

Didn't see a topic similar to this one, so I thought I'd start it off.

What is your favorite scene and/or quote from any current or former TV show, whether it's live-action or animated?

One of my favorites is from the Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror V" episode, where Homer has this toaster which is a time machine, and in one scene, he is in a world where he and his family are wealthy. He asks Marge to pass him a donut, then Marge responds "Donut? What's a donut?" Homer then screams in horror, then runs back to the basement and goes back into time again. As soon as he left, it started to rain donuts in the world which he left. That scene was a classic to me 

[toxictwister00]

Didn't see a topic similar to this one, so I thought I'd start it off.

What is your favorite scene and/or quote from any current or former TV show, whether it's live-action or animated?

One of my favorites is from the Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror V" episode, where Homer has this toaster which is a time machine, and in one scene, he is in a world where he and his family are wealthy. He asks Marge to pass him a donut, then Marge responds "Donut? What's a donut?" Homer then screams in horror, then runs back to the basement and goes back into time again. As soon as he left, it started to rain donuts in the world which he left. That scene was a classic to me 

I have that episode on DVD, but I haven't watched it in a while. That's also one of my favorite scenes also. I also like the part from that episode where he kept getting his hand stuck in the toaster.

So my list isn't too long, I'll start off with the animated stuff.

I don't think we'll have to wait a millennium for this to come true.

Futurama - EyePhone

"That's my purse! I don't know you!" 

Bobby goes nuts: Nut shots

How the heck did FG get away with this without the FCC going postal?

Family Guy-Phoque

The Simpsons - No Tv and No Beer

[Localonthe8s]

Didn't see a topic similar to this one, so I thought I'd start it off.

What is your favorite scene and/or quote from any current or former TV show, whether it's live-action or animated?

One of my favorites is from the Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror V" episode, where Homer has this toaster which is a time machine, and in one scene, he is in a world where he and his family are wealthy. He asks Marge to pass him a donut, then Marge responds "Donut? What's a donut?" Homer then screams in horror, then runs back to the basement and goes back into time again. As soon as he left, it started to rain donuts in the world which he left. That scene was a classic to me 

The Simpsons - No Tv and No Beer

I saw that scene before. That was a great one...one of the scenes I remembered the most back in the late 90s when I used to watch the simpsons like crazy XD

[toxictwister00]

Who can forget this classic? 

Rabbit season, duck season

This is very funny too.
Bea Arthur's facial expression when her name gets called the second time is priceless!

The Golden Girls ~ The roommates vote on who must move out

[beanboy89]

There are way too many from Seinfeld (my absolute favorite show) to even mention. But I was literally just thinking of this one earlier as one of the most memorable monologues/scenes on the show. George Costanza is the best character ever.

Seinfeld - Marine Biologist (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

[TWCJim]

Here's another Simpsons scene I found funny, from the episode "The Fat and the Furriest.". Homer is watching a VeggieTales-like show on a store-display TV where a cucumber Moses says "Let my pickles go!" Then Homer says, "Mmmm, Moses..." and then drools and slobbers. That scene just kills me 

[toxictwister00]

  Only Al could get away with saying something like this.

Al Bundy - Classic Fat Chic Insults 5

Al Bundy - Classic Fat Chic Insults 6

"So is dressing up a chicken and callin' it your wife"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7HYt6_UvY

[twcclassics]

Some random scenes I found from some of my favorite shows...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-9l9oV4SbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvNGAnY_iTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLvtoKZfxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvqWA04wMo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VV0BPbogZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7AjuSr18Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8eetlgDs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUHx1s-m_UY

[TWCJim]

Here's another Simpsons scene I remember. Bart is with his class on a field trip at the police station, when he connects multiple megaphones and says "Testing" into the line of megaphones, sending a massive sonic feedback shockwave across Springfield. That one was also hilarious 

[toxictwister00]

All from The Simpsons (From it's Golden Days)
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
Neeeeeeeeerd!
"Save me Jebus!"
Marge, it takes two to lie: One to lie and one to listen.
I am so smart, I am so smart! I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T! - Homer 
"Talking out of turn, that's a paddlin', Looking out the window, that's a paddlin', staring at my sandals, that's a paddlin', paddlin' the school canoe? Ooohhh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!" - Jasper
Jimbo Jones: [talking about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Marge (talking to Australian bartender) I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Australian Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No I said coffee.
Australian Bartender: Beer?
Marge: (sounding out word) Cof-fee.
Australian Bartender:(sounding out word) Be-er?
Marge: (Sounding out again) C-O...
Australian Bartender: (Sounding out again) B-E...
"I am the lizard queen!" - Lisa
When Bart used to prank call Moe, this is two of my favorite ones.
Bart:Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, last name Coholic?
Moe: Wait, let me check, phone call for Al, Al Coholic? Is there an Al Coholic here?
Everyone in the bar laughs
Dexter: Wait a minute, listen you yellowbelly rat jackass! If I ever I find out who you are I'll KILL YOU!
Bart and Lisa hang up ROTFL.
"Moe's Tavern, hold on I'll check. Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....Wait a minute?!
This one kills me anytime I see it.
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick!" - Bart

[TWCJim]

       

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4KmFZKKbKU

From the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIII (Sorry but I have a little thing for this show, lol)

[toxictwister00]

LMAO Classic Moe!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWNImWZMRU&feature=related

A classic Homer moment

The Simpsons - Gun Shop

[TWCJim]

As a kid, I also enjoyed the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons, like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P3rsvXQrI0# (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

One of my favorite Daffy Duck cartoons, this one made me laugh a lot when I was little 

[toxictwister00]

Best Mental Breakdown EVER!

Don't you just hate it when someone points out your shortcomings?
The Simpsons Ned Flanders Goes Crazy - Hurricane Neddy (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

"They call that The Clinton Clutch" 

Bill Clinton Gets Democrats Worked Up (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

[TWCJim]

Homers Enemy-Nuclear contest scene+Frank goes crazy (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

My favorite Simpsons scene of all time. Frank Grimes goes insane