I'll stick to celebrating Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Easter, the 4th of July, and other federally recognized holidays (like my birthday
)... not pointless days like National No Swearing Day or National Stick Your **** in a Toaster Day.
Happy National Coming Out Day as well
Really? No offense to gay people but how retarded. There's no National Let Me Kiss My First Girl Day, or National Lose your Virginity Day is there???