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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8940 on: May 20, 2009, 06:09:52 PM »
Bet you can't solve this riddle:

Your last table ping pong ball falls into a long, yet narrow pipe in the ground. The pipe is fully secured expect for the small opening at the top, but you can't fit your hand, let alone even a finger, in the pipe far enough.  You have the paddle you were using, but the paddle handle is too big. You also have a set of car keys, and your shoe laces.  How do you get the ball out...

Well if my logic is correct the ball can't fit in to start with.  :D

I'm going to go with this....
The correct answer is: pee into the tube. The ping pong ball is hollow and would float to the top.

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8941 on: May 20, 2009, 06:25:26 PM »
It's actually HOT today! We got up to about 84! :dance: :thrilled:
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8942 on: May 20, 2009, 10:07:22 PM »
I went down the hallway and I hear that this girl (this is in Middle school) and she says she is pregnant!! I mean this is JUNIOR HIGH, talk about how much people know these days...
oh well, "everybody makes mistakes".

My friend from the 8th grade got pregnant, and had her baby in the middle of her 9th grade year. Yes it ist weird.
There have been girls as young as 11 getting pregnant. That's just sick..
Agreed.  :footinmouth: :sick:

Pregnant girls/women:  :thumbdown:

P.S. Please don't change the topic title. It's irrates me a lot. :wacko:
Umm..it's the Front Porch. I don't see a change in the topic's name. :huh:
In replies #8926-8927, it's said "WTF"
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Chris Allen just won American Idol!

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8943 on: May 20, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »
I went down the hallway and I hear that this girl (this is in Middle school) and she says she is pregnant!! I mean this is JUNIOR HIGH, talk about how much people know these days...
oh well, "everybody makes mistakes".

My friend from the 8th grade got pregnant, and had her baby in the middle of her 9th grade year. Yes it ist weird.
There have been girls as young as 11 getting pregnant. That's just sick..
Agreed.  :footinmouth: :sick:

Pregnant girls/women:  :thumbdown:

P.S. Please don't change the topic title. It's irrates me a lot. :wacko:
Umm..it's the Front Porch. I don't see a change in the topic's name. :huh:
In replies #8926-8927, it's said "WTF"
XD

Chris Allen just won American Idol!

Kris Allen you mean?
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8944 on: May 20, 2009, 10:20:04 PM »
yes, if you've gotten my IM on AIM

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8945 on: May 20, 2009, 10:56:39 PM »
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8946 on: May 20, 2009, 11:16:51 PM »
Is that guy the weird guy, or is he the other one (I think the name is Adam?)  Because I am pretty sure the weird guy was favored to win..

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8947 on: May 21, 2009, 12:15:49 AM »
Is that guy the weird guy, or is he the other one (I think the name is Adam?)  Because I am pretty sure the weird guy was favored to win..

Lol you mean the guy who looks like a punk rocker (Adam Lambert) the other pale white guy is Kris.
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8948 on: May 21, 2009, 05:23:48 PM »
I think the right choice was made :thumbsup:

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8949 on: May 21, 2009, 06:59:02 PM »
My laptop is dead (I think) :cry: i spilled lemonade on it by accident and now it is dead. I took it apart and the lemonade had soaked right through to the RAM chip and other vital parts (including the battery). So I have to go get a new laptop (should cost a lot less, since I had the geek squad service) Though maybe i can try to revive it...

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8950 on: May 21, 2009, 07:10:25 PM »
My laptop is dead (I think) :cry: i spilled lemonade on it by accident and now it is dead. I took it apart and the lemonade had soaked right through to the RAM chip and other vital parts (including the battery). So I have to go get a new laptop (should cost a lot less, since I had the geek squad service) Though maybe i can try to revive it...

Put in on the sun, and it may dry off. My mom had her cellphone in water and she placed it on the sun, and the cell revived itself.
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8951 on: May 21, 2009, 07:14:21 PM »
Let it dry AT LEAST 4 days, and it should work.
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8952 on: May 21, 2009, 07:32:00 PM »
Let it dry AT LEAST 4 days, and it should work.
How should i let it dry?

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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8953 on: May 21, 2009, 07:43:30 PM »
Let it dry AT LEAST 4 days, and it should work.
How should i let it dry?
Uhh..Put it in air? :unsure:
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Re: The Front Porch
« Reply #8954 on: May 21, 2009, 08:01:14 PM »
Let it dry AT LEAST 4 days, and it should work.
How should i let it dry?
Uhh..Put it in air? :unsure:
I mean like What parts should i take out, should it be open or closed, etc.