Well, today is a sad day.
I exchanged my defective copy of Guitar Hero III for my Wii today, only to find out the second one is bad too. After trying it on a neighbor's Wii, a few phone calls, my Wii is labeled as "sick" (not dead), and will be making the trip to Redmond for repairs. I will be Wii-less for about two to three weeks.
I need TWC to nuclear-proliferate itself again or for a STAR 4000 to show up on TWC. I'm going to need help to get through this.