before *insert generic apocalyptic event here* happens!
Not. Don't worry, it won't happen. It's only a mis-understanding of the Mayan calendar, boosted in 2009 by the sci-fi film "2012". Oh, and sci-fi means SCIENCE
FICTION. People actually believed it and told all of their friends and family, but later realized (hopefully) that it's only sci-fi. Don't worry.
(scratch above paragraph if you were using sarcasm or were joking)
In other news, Boston.com made a typo in their Red Sox newsletter this morning.