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Title: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 27, 2007, 11:45:50 PM
The discusssion about jokes going on in the Front Porch gave me (what I think is) a great idea for a new thread. In fact, there used to be a similar thread over at TWCC, though I haven't seen it in a long time. Anywho, this is the joke thread. Got a good joke? Share it!
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on July 27, 2007, 11:49:18 PM
I'll repaste me.  Just pretend to laugh if you already read it to keep the thread going :P

What I did find hilarious was a story a friend told me the other day.  She remembers honking the horn because someone had cut her off, but the car was so crappy that the horn didn't stop sounding, so she had to drive all the way home with the horn blaring BEEEP. :wacko:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 27, 2007, 11:49:52 PM
ROFL. Now that's funny!  :D :rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Stephen on July 27, 2007, 11:50:43 PM
I'll repaste me.  Just pretend to laugh if you already read it to keep the thread going :P

What I did find hilarious was a story a friend told me the other day.  She remembers honking the horn because someone had cut her off, but the car was so crappy that the horn didn't stop sounding, so she had to drive all the way home with the horn blaring BEEEP. :wacko:
I think I've heard that joke before, I just can't remember where. :unsure: :P
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on July 27, 2007, 11:52:30 PM
*Holds up fist* I said pretend to laugh! :P
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Stephen on July 27, 2007, 11:52:55 PM
*Holds up fist* I said pretend to laugh! :P
OK. Hahahahahaha. ;)
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 27, 2007, 11:53:25 PM
Here Stephen, let me show you, and then you follow my lead ok? Like this:

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Stephen on July 27, 2007, 11:54:03 PM
Here Stephen, let me show you, and then you follow my lead ok? Like this:

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
OK, if you insist... :P

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 27, 2007, 11:54:32 PM
ROFL, that freakin hillarious, Dan!

THis calls for... *see attatchment*
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 27, 2007, 11:55:35 PM
LOL, that's freakin' hilarious Gil!  :D :D
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 27, 2007, 11:56:28 PM
LOL, that's freakin' hilarious Gil!  :D :D
Yah, my friend totally created that. :P
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: beanboy89 on July 27, 2007, 11:56:41 PM
I'll repaste me.  Just pretend to laugh if you already read it to keep the thread going :P

What I did find hilarious was a story a friend told me the other day.  She remembers honking the horn because someone had cut her off, but the car was so crappy that the horn didn't stop sounding, so she had to drive all the way home with the horn blaring BEEEP. :wacko:
:rofl2: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 27, 2007, 11:57:54 PM
Here's a pic I found of a road sign just outside Albequerque, NM. Pretty funny IMO.

(http://static.flickr.com/62/214542286_707b5b681c.jpg)
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on July 27, 2007, 11:58:54 PM
What speed limit? :P

Hey, I found the real ending to the Sopranos! http://youtube.com/watch?v=7EwUG2nSLdw
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 28, 2007, 12:01:11 AM
Here's a pic I found of a road sign just outside Albequerque, NM. Pretty funny IMO.

([url]http://static.flickr.com/62/214542286_707b5b681c.jpg[/url])

I remember there was a thread at TWCC once title Funny Signs or something where you post pics of funny signs. Maybe we should create that thread here?
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 28, 2007, 12:01:51 AM
Yeah I guess that would make sense.  :D
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 28, 2007, 12:02:21 AM
Yeah I guess that would make sense.  :D
If its ok, then i'll do it..
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on July 28, 2007, 12:02:48 AM
Help yourself!  8)
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on July 28, 2007, 12:04:28 AM
Did anyone ever try listening to a song backwards?  All of a sudden, everyone starts speaking Japanese :wacko:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 28, 2007, 12:05:49 AM
I've listened to Stairway To Heaven backwards, which is like the devil song.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Stephen on July 28, 2007, 12:07:09 AM
I've listened to Stairway To Heaven backwards, which is like the devil song.

You can actually listen to it here: http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm :yes:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on July 28, 2007, 12:14:44 AM
I was painting a rosebush trellis today, but the thing fell apart, so I just painted the pieces <_<
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: G2003 on July 28, 2007, 12:15:16 AM
I was painting a rosebush trellis today, but the thing fell apart, so I just painted the pieces <_<
ROFLMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: wxmediafan on August 06, 2007, 07:05:28 PM
hmm

yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money

Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2007, 09:27:25 PM
I'm not good at jokes. :)
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Concentric Eyewall on August 06, 2007, 09:57:01 PM
hmm

yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money



 :rofl2: :rofl:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
I'm so stupid, that I just killed it! :huh:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 11:49:56 AM
Why couldn't the 13 year old watch the Pirate Movie?

Because it was rated "Arrghh" !!! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

Yeah i know its a lame joke <_<
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on January 10, 2008, 11:57:09 AM
*cough* *cough*

Wow, look at the dust on this thread.  :shocked: :lol: :P
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 12:32:04 PM
*cough* *cough*

Wow, look at the dust on this thread.  :shocked: :lol: :P
but did you like my joke? :wacko:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on January 10, 2008, 12:33:35 PM
Yeah, but I've heard it a million times.  :P
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
Yeah, but I've heard it a million times.  :P
oh well that's totally new :lol:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Stephen on January 10, 2008, 04:27:11 PM
Wow, look at the dust on this thread.  :shocked: :lol: :P
Are you sure that's not your monitor? :unsure:


:P J/K
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Gil on January 10, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
The dust is thicker than my head.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 04:38:02 PM
ROFLMGDAO!! :rofl2 :rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: lfmusiclover on January 10, 2008, 04:46:41 PM
Wow, look at the dust on this thread.  :shocked: :lol: :P
Are you sure that's not your monitor? :unsure:


:P J/K

*blows on monitor*

damn, i really ought to clean this thing more often.  :P :lol: :rofl2:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Gil on January 10, 2008, 04:49:05 PM
my monitor doesn't collect dust.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 04:49:31 PM
my monitor doesn't collect dust.
my brain collectz dust
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Gil on January 10, 2008, 04:49:55 PM
my monitor doesn't collect dust.
my brain collectz dust
I can tell.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 04:51:36 PM
I closed my facebook account :)
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: beanboy89 on January 10, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
I closed my facebook account :)
What does that have to do with the thread? Is that a joke? :huh:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 10, 2008, 06:10:55 PM
I closed my facebook account :)
What does that have to do with the thread? Is that a joke? :huh:
:yes: