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Title: Stupid Questions
Post by: wstarcraze on June 01, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
I obtained approval from Stephen to start this game.

Now here's how it works. Ask a stupid question and someone reply with a normal or a stupid answer. It's your choice.

Now for question number 1. 

What would you do if you woke up and you were seeing everything in a weird, psychedelic way? (I'm talking about seeing stuff like the weird crazy colors on those old 70s vans that I think hippies used.) 
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCToday on June 02, 2009, 03:00:39 AM
Take more drugs!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 02, 2009, 03:27:37 PM
It'll do four chucks of wood since you mentioned chuck and wood four times each. :bleh:

Why is water so wet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 02, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
Because it's a liquid

Did the term TWC come from The Weather Channel?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 02, 2009, 04:55:00 PM
No, The Weather Channel came from the term TWC.

If it's 3:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday and it's raining in California, where is my dog?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Evan2015 on June 03, 2009, 07:20:40 PM
Somewhere in your house

Who is Trammell Starks?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 03, 2009, 07:27:09 PM
He's just a TWC musician that forgot to name his songs.

Who is buried under General Jackson's tombstone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 04, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Bob.

Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 04, 2009, 10:51:30 AM
There is such thing.

Can water towers catch on fire? :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 04, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
No

Does Middle School come before Elementary School?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 05, 2009, 12:25:04 AM
No

What is your favourite leg?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCToday on June 05, 2009, 12:39:54 AM
No

What is your favourite leg?
The one on top.

Whats your favorite eye?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 05, 2009, 01:20:21 PM
The happy one.

Where did I put my PB&J sandwich?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 05, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
It's probably in your stomach by now.

Is it safe to go over Niagara Falls in a canoe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 05, 2009, 03:16:56 PM
Why wouldn't it be?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 05, 2009, 10:44:05 PM
It isn't.

Have people died due to causes of death?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Squizz on June 06, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
Not many.
What's the number for 911?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 06, 2009, 03:37:54 PM
5

If it's 3:00 pm in Chicago, what time is it at O'Hare?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 06, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
3pm ?

What's a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 06, 2009, 04:52:06 PM
A stupid question is a question a stupid person asks. :bleh:

What channel is this site dedicated to? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 06, 2009, 05:20:32 PM
The Discovery Channel

If I lock my self in walmart, how do I prevent my self from starving to death?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 06, 2009, 10:11:14 PM
Impossible, you're a goner.

Am I currently asking a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 06, 2009, 10:22:03 PM
Nah.

Can you eat edible things? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 06, 2009, 10:47:18 PM
Never.

New York is a city in which state?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Evan2015 on June 06, 2009, 10:51:51 PM
Kentucky :P

What state is Frankfort the Capitol of?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 06, 2009, 10:55:55 PM
Germany :P (actually there is a city called "Frankfurt" there)

Is Comcast a cable company?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 06, 2009, 11:16:24 PM
no

Am I an adult yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 07, 2009, 01:06:37 AM
Maybe...

In Batman and Robin, who is Batman's sidekick?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 07, 2009, 08:17:45 AM
the Joker.

Who hosts the show "Weather Center w/ Abrams ad Bettes"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 07, 2009, 09:11:12 AM
Marshall Seese

Why is TWC's logo blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 07, 2009, 05:26:01 PM
I think the sky might have something to do with that color. :whistling:

Why aren't sundaes just made exclusively on Sundays?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 07, 2009, 08:15:37 PM
Because it's sunny outside.

When did Jim Cantore begin working at The Weather Channel?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 07, 2009, 09:01:03 PM
Yesterday.

Why is it 76° outside right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 07, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
Because I hardly log into YIM now.

When will I have one year here at TWCT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 07, 2009, 09:04:39 PM
You already have been here for over a year.

What happens when I'm 18 years old?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 07, 2009, 09:13:35 PM
You become a newborn. :thumbsup:

What happened on TWC on 6/2/08?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 07, 2009, 09:47:35 PM
Every WeatherSTAR Jr. became scrap metal.

Where is San Francisco, CA?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 08, 2009, 09:47:50 AM
At the Waffle House.

If Bob has 4 pairs of shoes, how many pairs of shoes does he have?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 08, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
16.

Why do I get headaches every other week? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 09, 2009, 04:48:16 PM
Because that's how often you bash your head on the wall.

If a train leaving Detroit going west is moving at 60 mph, and a train going southbound from Tokyo is going 273 mph, what color is yellow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 09, 2009, 07:54:22 PM
That's a hard question.

Is former TWC OCM Jennifer Lopez the actress Jennifer Lopez?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherWitness on June 09, 2009, 09:23:28 PM
Yes...she was working undercover. :P

In what year did the War of 1812 begin?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 09, 2009, 09:28:20 PM
2009.

What is Andy's first name?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 09, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
Weather?

If I eat 4 grapes and leave one in the bowl, how many do I have left? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 09, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
1,000,000

What is an LDL?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 09, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
Love Ducks, Lawrence?

Can you think about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking?

/me hides
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 09, 2009, 10:38:05 PM
Maybe?

Can you divide by 0?

*Head explodes*
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherWitness on June 09, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
Yes, but you will get an imaginary number.

If this site is called TWC Today, does it cover information from TWC yesterday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Squizz on June 10, 2009, 12:01:08 AM
No, we don't even cover information from today! We only the future.

01000100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 10, 2009, 12:41:15 AM
yes, I speak binary.

How many milliseconds ago was the past?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 10, 2009, 01:08:19 AM
46

Why is Vortex2 ending this week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 10, 2009, 01:32:58 AM
Because it just started this past Sunday.

What time does Local on the 8s come on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 10, 2009, 01:38:24 AM
It's only on during times that start with an 8.

What is the name of this game again?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 10, 2009, 04:46:20 PM
Quick-Witted Answers

Why am I making improved L3rds? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 11, 2009, 01:39:51 AM
Because you're not making un-improved lower thirds.

Why is the sky not fuschia?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 12:23:02 PM
Because it's green. Duh! :P

Why do they call cold fronts cold fronts and warm fronts warm fronts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 11, 2009, 07:24:11 PM
Because cold fronts bring in warm air and warm fronts bring in cold air.

Is meteorology the study of meteors?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 11, 2009, 07:28:09 PM
Yes, but then you'd need to consider rain and snow as meteors.

What do you see in a whiteout?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 11, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
Green  :P

What is 1+1?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 11, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
11.

Why do I hate Bing so much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 12, 2009, 10:03:20 AM
Because it takes after a character on Friends.

Multiple Choice Time:
What is the answer to this question?
A. Choice B
B. Choice C
C. Choice A
D. All of the above
E. None of the above
F. D and E
G. All of the above
H.  :wacko:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 12, 2009, 11:46:24 AM
Eleventy-four.

Why does Firefox 3.6a1pre crash so much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 12, 2009, 03:40:09 PM
I dunno, pre-alpha software is known for its major stability, then software companines work to make the version less stable so that you'll want to use the new version when it comes out thinking it will be more stable.

Which came first, the chicken or the window?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 13, 2009, 09:24:42 AM
Both..

I come home and see that my dog ate it's legs, what do I do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 13, 2009, 11:53:42 AM
You let it die.

What should I do if I started bleeding?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 13, 2009, 03:15:06 PM
Do a barrel roll!

Do you like pie?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Evan2015 on June 14, 2009, 10:59:35 AM
Yes

If i'm 12 and my brother is twice my age, how old am I?
(Hypothetical, I don't have a brother)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 14, 2009, 11:33:15 AM
11, because you're not 12 yet. :P

Why do I have the IntelliStar and not any other Star?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 14, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
Because TWC is stupid. :fear:

Why don't I see the SD Satellite LF on TWC HD?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 14, 2009, 12:51:13 PM
Because that'd make too much sense.

Why has TWC gone down the toilet? :whistling:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 14, 2009, 01:32:44 PM
Because they went independent.. duh!  :rolleyes:  :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 14, 2009, 01:40:21 PM
No answer.

Why didn't you put a question? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 14, 2009, 02:15:30 PM
Because he is very smart. :yes:

What does this icon mean? ------> (http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o266/weatherstooge/TWC%20Icons%20-%201998-2006/Sunny.png)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 14, 2009, 02:23:13 PM
Snow flurries.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 14, 2009, 02:28:18 PM
To become roadkill.

Is AIM an IM client?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 14, 2009, 02:30:54 PM
Maybe.

Why don't I have questions?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 14, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
Because you don't have any questions.

Why didn't I have a question a few posts back?  :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 14, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
The same reason I have a question here.

?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 14, 2009, 11:39:05 PM
ZOMFG

 :rofl2:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 15, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
Nah. :no:

 :footinmouth:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 15, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
:ermm:

:ermm:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 15, 2009, 04:44:07 PM
 :whistling:

Music?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 16, 2009, 09:31:19 AM
yep!  :yes:

Your mom?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 16, 2009, 12:20:03 PM
mind reader <_<

 :club:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxmediafan on June 16, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
mind reader <_<

 :club:?
chicken

WTF?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 16, 2009, 04:09:04 PM
forest fires

AFAIK what?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 17, 2009, 10:04:53 AM
AFAYK nothing.

When I went to Target yesterday, what store did I go to?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 17, 2009, 10:38:54 AM
Walmart.

If I change a light bulb, what will I be doing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: yourweathertoday on June 17, 2009, 10:54:41 AM
your mom?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 17, 2009, 09:42:13 PM
No question was posed, so don't expect an answer. :bleh:

Is it a good idea to pet a porcupine?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 17, 2009, 10:05:00 PM
It's a genius idea! B)

If lightning strikes in my neighborhood one minute, should I go outside the next minute?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 17, 2009, 10:18:34 PM
No, stay outside as much as possible.

What is this messageboard about?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 17, 2009, 10:28:05 PM
Everything ABC. :yes:

Is WTVT Fox 13 a Fox station? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 17, 2009, 10:29:32 PM
Your mom.

Huh?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 17, 2009, 10:54:06 PM
I like pie.

My mom? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 17, 2009, 11:44:52 PM
ur grandma..

lol wat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 17, 2009, 11:46:31 PM
 :dunno:

Robert?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 18, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
nope!  :yes:

More multiple choice:
Where is _______?
A. your mom
B. choice A
C. choice A
D. choice A
E. all of the above
F. all of the below
G. none of the above
H. choice A
I. none of the below
J. all of the above
K. your mom
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 18, 2009, 10:11:05 AM
Choice K.

Answer this with one word:
Who are _____?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 19, 2009, 10:22:58 AM
dudes.

Do I want to ask a question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 19, 2009, 11:36:28 AM
No.

Am I almost a hero member? :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 19, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
Not even close.

How many videos do I have uploaded on YouTube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 19, 2009, 12:32:29 PM
the square root of -1, that's how many videos

Am I me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 19, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
No.

O RLY?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2009, 02:02:51 PM
not

If TWC is brought to you by this cable or Satellite provider, then who is it brought you by in this photo? :unsure:
(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab313/TWCZach/General%20TWC%20Pics/090318064616_compare.png)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 19, 2009, 02:23:39 PM
I'll take a wild guess and say DirecTV.

Is there really thunder in a thunderstorm?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 19, 2009, 02:52:15 PM
Ask it and find out.

What time does Your Weather Today air on TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 19, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
8pm.

What is the name of this forum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2009, 04:15:44 PM
yadoT CWT

 :unsure:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 20, 2009, 01:27:42 AM
What?

Why does The Weather Channel talk about weather all the time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2009, 10:31:43 AM
Because they talk about news all the time.

Why is TWC in 4:3 on both TWC |SD| and TWC |HD|?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 21, 2009, 12:59:58 AM
TWC is run by monkeys.

Who is the head of Microsoft?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 21, 2009, 11:32:11 AM
Steve Jobs.

Should I use Google to look up something I don't know about?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 21, 2009, 11:34:38 AM
Never. :no:

What is TWC without Jim Cantore? :o
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 21, 2009, 12:57:57 PM
The Fluffy Channel

Why is TWC going downhill?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 21, 2009, 01:37:30 PM
Because Nissan should own TWC.

¿Usé un traductor para escribir este mensaje?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherWitness on June 21, 2009, 02:05:04 PM
Si. :yes:

What color is the White House?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 21, 2009, 02:38:43 PM
yellow

Are you a weather witness?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherWitness on June 21, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
No, I don't even know what weather is.

Why does NBC give the news stories for the day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 21, 2009, 08:10:42 PM
Because they're not ABC.

What is 2+3?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 21, 2009, 09:02:12 PM
-1 :biggrin:

What happened to my profile information? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 22, 2009, 12:12:48 AM
I removed it.

Should I go to sleep now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 22, 2009, 02:17:36 AM
No.

Why am I up so late?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 22, 2009, 02:39:17 AM
Because SNL is on tonight.

Why do so many people don't like Sam Mohr as an OCM?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 22, 2009, 11:29:41 AM
Because she is very professional. :yes:

Why do I see the Satellite LF if I have Satellite? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 23, 2009, 01:04:17 PM
Because martians hacked in to make it that way.

Do I subscribe to Sunlight Cable run by sunlightreport?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 23, 2009, 02:02:27 PM
 :fear:

If I place a cup on the counter, what did I just do with it? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 23, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
You did a barrel roll.

What the pfargtl?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 23, 2009, 03:51:00 PM
zomfgwtf

I'll pass? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 24, 2009, 01:16:50 PM
Nah

Why am I bored?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 25, 2009, 10:23:28 AM
You're naturally born bored.

If you see a stop sign ahead while you're driving, what should you do?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 10:30:24 AM
You're naturally born bored.

If you see a stop sign ahead while you're driving, what should you do?

You come to a gradual stop before you get to the stop sign, then accelerate like a jack rabbit immediately after you come to a full stop :bleh:

If your room and desk are a mess, what should you do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 25, 2009, 11:21:43 AM
Bring in pigs to help clean up.  :bleh:

Is Spongebob a sponge?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 11:23:50 AM
No, he is a squid  :bleh:
Er, uh, well, a Sponge.

Are we all TWC fans?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 25, 2009, 11:26:39 AM
No, were sports fans!

If I turned the tv on is it still off?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
Nah. B)

What happens tonight at 7:57 PM ET for TWCT members? :thrilled:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 12:04:31 PM
The closure of this fourm.

Who is Molly Franklin?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
my next door neighbor. :thumbsup:

What's my username? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 12:25:03 PM
my next door neighbor. :thumbsup:

What's my username? :huh:
TWCFanChris

Is HiRAD legitiment and the guesses it produces, are they legitiment and proven? Are they the same observations you see online with the NWS?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 25, 2009, 12:28:40 PM
Who knows

Where am I right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 12:32:59 PM
Who knows

Where am I right now?
Bensalem (Lower Bucks), PA
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 12:43:32 PM
?

?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 25, 2009, 02:23:12 PM
!

What happened on 2 May 1982?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 02:26:05 PM
TWC Fell Flat

What watch am I under right now until 10 PM EDT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 25, 2009, 02:41:28 PM
A weather-related watch.

What is the weather outside my window?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
A weather-related watch.

What is the weather outside my window?
Cloudy and miserable as an extremely long "Extended Miserable Period" finally comes to a close
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 25, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
The answer to your non-question is:

It depends on if your cat chased the squirrel down the tube when the clock fell off the wall and my sister walked around when the dog was around the corner of the ice cream shop that sells bad water on Tuesdays at 73 o'clock.

Exactly what was I talking about in that answer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 03:37:43 PM
You were talking about tonight's Local Across the 48s!! :thrilled:

Am I allowed to roll my eyes at stupid posts? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 03:38:45 PM
The answer to your non-question is:

It depends on if your cat chased the squirrel down the tube when the clock fell off the wall and my sister walked around when the dog was around the corner of the ice cream shop that sells bad water on Tuesdays at 73 o'clock.

Exactly what was I talking about in that answer?
Hmm, not sure. You got me  :rofl2:

No Zach, you can't ask stupid questions :P

What is the difference between a Severe Thunderstorm Watch and a Tornado Watch? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 03:43:49 PM
No answer.

Why didn't Aaron answer my question? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 03:45:18 PM
No answer.

Why didn't Aaron answer my question? :huh:
Did you see how I posted immediately after you did?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 03:48:03 PM
?

Do I see a someone who can't play games correctly in here (no offense)? :rofl2:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 03:52:12 PM
?

Do I see a someone who can't play games correctly in here (no offense)? :rofl2:
Nope, you don't.  :no:

Do I live in a Great Lakes state?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 04:31:02 PM
No, you live in Spain.

Is this game stupid?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
No, it is smart.

Do I hate "Extended Miserable Periods"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 04:52:15 PM
您好維克多

Is Google talk an IM client?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
Not sure.

Is wind related to weather?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:01:49 PM
No

Is Eddie Reasoner a TWC artist?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 05:06:21 PM
Uh, is that a trick queston? :bleh:

Is a Flash Flood Warning any different than a Flood Warning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 05:07:34 PM
No :o

Is Trammell Starks at this forum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:08:58 PM
Yes

Do I work for TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
Darn, another trick question

Is it 88 according to HiRAD here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 05:12:58 PM
nah

do I have all my profile fields filled out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:13:05 PM
Perhaps not.

Should I use Facebook if it's unsafe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 05:13:40 PM
yes

What is TWC Today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
Part of Second Life

Does XP work on a Mac
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 05:15:12 PM
The Weather Channel

The Weather Channel? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:16:10 PM
No, Toronto Wrestling Communications

Who's Kaki King?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
The same as Peggy Hill

Would I Weather The Channel? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 05:25:54 PM
I don't know

Should little kids watch Adult Swim?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 06:26:41 PM
Sure. The fact that "adult" is in the name means nothing  :no:

Am I sweating while mowing the lawn?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 25, 2009, 11:04:22 PM
Nope, it's raining.

Which 2 people died today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 25, 2009, 11:06:16 PM
Nope, it's raining.

Which 2 people died today?
TWC and TWC Classix

What tyme zown due I live in?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 25, 2009, 11:06:59 PM
QWERTY.

Why didn't you ask a question, and why did I answer it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 25, 2009, 11:08:28 PM
because he asked a question, and you answered it :o

When is the 4th of July?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 25, 2009, 11:10:06 PM
July 5

Which WeatherStar do I have?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 25, 2009, 11:11:18 PM
WeatherStar 3001.

Why I am posting in this thread?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 25, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
You love posting stupid questions.

If you want to head to the North Pole, which way do you need to go?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 25, 2009, 11:13:24 PM
South.

Is Michael jackson still alive
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 25, 2009, 11:15:52 PM
Yes, he was just born this morning.

Why do I exist?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 26, 2009, 12:59:19 AM
Because you're Scott Williams.

Should Storm Stories be cancelled?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 26, 2009, 07:48:50 AM
Yes

When a Tornado Warning is in effect, what do you do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on June 26, 2009, 09:46:42 AM
Go outside (OT: As a meteorologist, this really is what I do!)

When there is a flood, should I not turn around and drown?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 26, 2009, 11:00:51 AM
Yes

If baseball-size hail is fallling and enough is falling to cover the ground, is it safer to be inside a car/home, or outside in it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 26, 2009, 11:12:06 AM
You should remain outdoors, away from any trees or buildings.

How many posts do I have?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 26, 2009, 11:27:44 AM
-27

Were there a lot of posts here last night?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 26, 2009, 11:29:03 AM
No, the forum was dead last night.

Why am I tired?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 26, 2009, 11:37:01 AM
You should remain outdoors, away from any trees or buildings.

How many posts do I have?

Too many more than me!  :blink:

What is weather?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 26, 2009, 11:38:34 AM
The study of planets and space.

Is TWC going downhill?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 26, 2009, 11:40:49 AM
Nope, they're halfway up Mount Everest

Is it going to snow on Thursday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 26, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
Of course not.

Is it winter?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 26, 2009, 11:41:39 AM
Yes

What is a Flash Flood Warning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 28, 2009, 03:13:46 PM
It indicates that you could get swept away at any moment.

When you see red lights flashing at a railroad crossing, what should you do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathan on June 28, 2009, 03:30:48 PM
Stand on the tracks.

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 28, 2009, 03:40:21 PM
Of course not!

What about this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 28, 2009, 03:43:32 PM
Perhaps not.

What is Intellistar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on June 28, 2009, 03:44:28 PM
A weapon of mass destruction.

What am I talking about?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 28, 2009, 03:45:57 PM
I'm a song from the '60s.

Would you like to see my portfolio?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 28, 2009, 04:14:27 PM
Absolutely

What car do I drive?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 28, 2009, 05:11:57 PM
'84 Yugo

How awesome is Comcast?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 29, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
Incredibly awesome.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 29, 2009, 06:46:33 AM
Then put your football throwing right hand in

Is it almost July?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 29, 2009, 06:48:42 AM
No, it's almost January.

Is TWC logo blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 29, 2009, 06:52:48 AM
Nope it's Green  :rofl2:

Is the June playlist the best TWC has ever had?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 30, 2009, 11:13:09 AM
It certainly was as I know everyone loved it here. :bleh:

Why do backdoor cold fronts not come in through your back door?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 30, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
Because they're too big to fit through your back door.

Why does First Outlook air so early?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 30, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
Because it airs on the last part of the day.

Why doesn't Day Planner air at night? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 30, 2009, 12:19:50 PM
Because it gets higher ratings during the midday.

Should Jim Cantore be laid off?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 30, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Definately. :yes:

What button do I press to make this post? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 30, 2009, 12:52:37 PM
Caps Lock

What channel is TWC on here in Lansing and in the E.L.?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Robert on June 30, 2009, 04:10:06 PM
2,402,394,039,871,001

What would you do for a Klondike bar?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 30, 2009, 05:13:30 PM
Put on a circus act

Is L.A. far away from NYC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 30, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
Nope, it's right across the Hudson River from NYC.

Why does TWC talk about weather all the time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on June 30, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Because NBC paid them to  :bleh:

Can hail do damage?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on June 30, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
No.

 :clap: <-- Why is this person so happy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on July 01, 2009, 09:40:50 AM
He loves clapping.

What kind of food does Taco Bell serve?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 01, 2009, 10:11:49 AM
Irish Food

Has the new July playlist started yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 01, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
Hmm, let me check...

Why have we been getting a ton of rain lately?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 01, 2009, 12:34:33 PM
Because our effects on the planet have made the clouds sad.

Is the "Stay Tuned For Your Local On The 8's" crap annoying?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 01, 2009, 01:58:37 PM
Nope

Why don't I get a marine forecast?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 01, 2009, 02:03:34 PM
Because you are on the Atlantic Ocean

Is I-76 called the Schuylkill Expressway?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 01, 2009, 02:06:49 PM
No, I-76 is I-95

Is Comcast a good cable company?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 01, 2009, 02:10:50 PM
Definitely a corporate model

Does Comcast advertise too much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 05, 2009, 07:31:20 AM
Nope, not nearly enough.

Why am I the only person online right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on July 05, 2009, 03:19:32 PM
Because it's so late in the overnight hours.

Why am I posting this in Mac OS 8.1?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherWitness on July 05, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
Bcecause you like Microsoft Windows so much.

Why is PM Edition shown in the afternoon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on July 09, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
They couldn't find any other time slot for PM Edition other than the afternoon.

Why is light so bright?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 09, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
Because light and bright rhyme with each other :P

Is a kilometer smaller than a mile?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 09, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
no, it's 1000x as big.

Would you need The Weather Channel for everything you do? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 09, 2009, 05:50:20 PM
Yes.

Would YOU need The Weather Channel for everything you do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 09, 2009, 10:05:37 PM
No, only idiots need that.

Why is the IntelliStar so intelligent?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 10, 2009, 05:26:42 AM
It's not. My old joke goes like this:
There's nothing Intelli(gent) about Intellistar!

Why is that joke funny? :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: yourweathertoday on July 19, 2009, 10:15:18 AM
becuz it bashes the Intellistar  :bleh:

Why is First Outlook called First Outlook?  :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 19, 2009, 10:36:07 AM
Because it airs at the last part of the day :no:

Why does the IntelliSTAR for DirecTV display conditions and forecasts for 40 cities nationwide instead of just Tampa? :wacko:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 19, 2009, 10:56:20 AM
Because satellite could never compare to cable when it comes to "local", not even close

Does the new Intellistar have transitions between pages you can easily notice?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: yourweathertoday on July 19, 2009, 11:05:18 AM
No  :thumbdown:
Why is TWC HD widescreen?  :blink:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 19, 2009, 12:04:38 PM
Because they wanted to use up more energy by making TVs display more pixels  :P

Why doesn't TWC ever mention the LF music live on air?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 19, 2009, 12:08:09 PM
Because NBC told them they're not supposed to

Why are you recording Xl videos?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 19, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
Because the XL rocks.

Why doesn't the Northern Burlington County IntelliStar serve Southern Burlington County?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 19, 2009, 12:17:12 PM
Because Northern Burlington County and Southern Burlington County are bitter rivals.

Why doesn't TWC ever talk about Spongebob live on-air?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 19, 2009, 12:20:04 PM
Because TWC isn't owned by Viacom.

Why is Michigan shaped like a hand?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 19, 2009, 12:21:54 PM
Because mother nature needs to have a hand to flip an egg in Texas (Get it, Panhandle?) :bleh:

What is the difference between analog and digital (seriously, I don't know)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: yourweathertoday on July 19, 2009, 01:23:56 PM
one is buggy, the other is reliable  :bleh:

Why does the LDL display weather info?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on July 19, 2009, 01:35:31 PM
Because it displays news headlines

If I had a ) for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 21, 2009, 10:27:02 AM
Ask another question.

Why haven't I been in this game for a while?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on July 21, 2009, 09:25:28 PM
The game took a break while you were away, which is why you couldn't access it for a while.

Why can I not get a real submarine that goes underwater at Subway?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 21, 2009, 10:15:36 PM
The game took a break while you were away, which is why you couldn't access it for a while.

Why can I not get a real submarine that goes underwater at Subway?
Because their metal detectors won't allow metal into the store

Why is Interstate 8 out in southern California and US-127 here in Michigan when the feasible temperatures are the other way around?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 22, 2009, 03:22:45 AM
Because Jim Cantore is back on weekday evenings.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 22, 2009, 09:11:08 AM
In San Diego :P

Why can't I run IE on a Mac?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 22, 2009, 09:44:23 AM
Because my 8th grade SS teacher, Mr Mac, doesn't like IE.

What STAR did I find in Alpena?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 22, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
WeatherStar 3000

Why can't the WeatherStar 4000 emulator work on the Mac?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 22, 2009, 11:53:45 PM
Because you use the Mac :bleh:

Why does Wal-mart advertise so much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 22, 2009, 11:54:22 PM
because I became the new CEO just now :thrilled:

why do I need A/C when it's hot? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 22, 2009, 11:54:39 PM
Because A/C's are for winter

Why is Target better than Walmart?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 22, 2009, 11:56:03 PM
because I'm a bad CEO :wacko: :P

what does this question mean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 22, 2009, 11:57:29 PM
An answer

Why did Aaron unexpectedly leave the YouTube chat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 22, 2009, 11:58:29 PM
because he left his tab open :yes:

why are you and I going back and forth on answering/asking questions? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 23, 2009, 12:19:11 AM
Because I interrupted it

Why did I miss being the first to wish Jesse a happy birthday by 7 minutes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 23, 2009, 02:01:48 AM
Because your bus ride home was a few minutes late.

Where in the world is Matt Lauer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 23, 2009, 10:48:03 AM
No idea

Why do Meredith Veiera, Brian Williams, and Jimmy Fallon wake up with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 23, 2009, 12:20:54 PM
Because Jimmy goes to bed with him

Did my Intellistar have a slight glitch this morning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 23, 2009, 12:59:58 PM
No, intellistar acting funny is normal, if your intellistar has no problems, that's a glitch.

Did that make sense?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 23, 2009, 01:12:34 PM
Actually, it did

Do I like the show Home Improvement?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 23, 2009, 02:49:03 PM
No, I do.

Why is Spongebob a sponge?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 23, 2009, 02:50:20 PM
Because being a Bob is too generic.

If it is Tuesday afternoon, where is the bat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 23, 2009, 03:47:05 PM
In Denver, Colorado

Do I travel a fair amount?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 23, 2009, 04:00:08 PM
You travel too much.

Are Dave  Hillary coming back to host WCWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 23, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
No, they are hosting WCWC.

Is this the in my pants game, in my pants?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 23, 2009, 04:13:08 PM
Yes

Did I get some beneficial rain last nite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 25, 2009, 04:56:55 PM
No.

¿Dónde está el banco?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on July 25, 2009, 05:05:27 PM
No, and I speak English, please.

What does Live By It means?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 25, 2009, 05:26:47 PM
It means Death.

Why is there no more Smooth Jazz on TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 25, 2009, 05:31:12 PM
Because Landmark bought out NBC (We all wish, don't we?)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 25, 2009, 07:51:17 PM
Why didn't you ask a question? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 25, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
Why didn't you ask a question? :P
Oops, forgot  :lol:

AM I bored rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: gt1racerlHDl on July 26, 2009, 06:25:06 AM
Yes you are,

Why does TWC Keep on all this narration if the Impared dont bother with the forecast anyway?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 12:46:08 PM
For people who can't read.

Why did I stay up until 4AM last night?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 12:56:47 PM
Because 3:59 AM EDT was too early :P

Am I going to tennis tomorrow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on July 26, 2009, 01:09:26 PM
No

When will the hot weather ends?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 01:36:10 PM
When the sun sets tonight

Why do I receive traffic data?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 01:42:05 PM
Because Philadelphia has absolutely no traffic problems and TWC wants the viewers to know that :bleh:

Why don't I receive traffic data?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 01:54:46 PM
Because they don't care about Lansing viewers getting stuck in traffic.

Why is TruPoint FalsePoint?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:06:58 PM
Because none of the results are actually true

Why do I hate Ian Miller with a passion?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 02:09:56 PM
Because I don't even know who Ian Miller is. :P

Why don't I ever see Haze being reported by HiRAD?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:14:20 PM
Because I don't even know who Ian Miller is. :P

Why don't I ever see Haze being reported by HiRAD?
Dr Ian Miller is one of the lead scientists who developed HiRAD  <_<

Because I never see heavy precip or low visibilities guesses on my LFs.

Why is heavy precip never guessed on my Intellistar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 02:16:15 PM
Because your IntelliStar is on drugs.

Why does WMG mute their music on YouTube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
Because they have allergy problems with YT.

What is an iPod?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:22:33 PM
An integrated Person On Drugs

Why is the Mike here different than the Mike I got to know at tennis and have been corresponding with on Facebook?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 02:24:06 PM
Because I don't know what the word correspond even is :P

Why was Landmark better than NBC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:26:26 PM
Because TWC talks about Landmarks (get it, destinations?)

Do I know an incoming freshman whose last name is Corr (you know, the Corrs, from this month's list?)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
Yes, if his music was on TWC.

Do you think you'll be crazy if Ryan Farish played the sax?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:30:42 PM
Idk how I should respond to that  :wacko:

Do I hate HiRAD and Falsepoint?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 02:31:00 PM
Maybe

When will I reach 8,000 posts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 02:31:15 PM
Absolutely not.

Why am I not interested in seeing the August list?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 02:33:39 PM
Because it is predominantly jazz

Why was TWC better pre-HD?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 02:42:06 PM
Because the video wall makes things hard to see.

Why doesn't Geoffrey Darby like jazz?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 02:45:34 PM
Because the saxophone gave him nightmares. (I know it's a dumb answer lol :P )

Did you complain to TWC about the new selection?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 02:46:44 PM
Probably

Why are Vic, Aaron, and I the only people who frequently post in the game room?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 26, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
Because we are

Who is Mike "Toll" Booth?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 03:47:00 PM
Me

Why is my last name close to the fast food chain, McDonald's?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 03:53:50 PM
Because you like McDonalds

Why are fatty foods bad for u?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 26, 2009, 03:57:14 PM
They're not.

Why am I posting here on my dad's computer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 04:41:59 PM
Because...

Why am I still online?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 26, 2009, 04:44:54 PM
Because Sam Mohr is on, and she is irresistable.

Is the above statement true.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 26, 2009, 05:03:05 PM
Possibly

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on July 26, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
The world may never know.

?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 27, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
Because ! is not a question mark.

When it's raining outside, what color underwear does my dog wear?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 27, 2009, 11:49:23 AM
Silver

Am I going to tennis at 12:30 PM EDT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 27, 2009, 12:05:05 PM
No, at 12:30 AM

Am I going back to Marlton, NJ today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 27, 2009, 12:12:25 PM
No, you're going Bensalem, PA tonite

Am I going to show Toll Booth and The artist that hilarious prank call today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 27, 2009, 01:46:45 PM
Why would you want to show a prank call to a Toll Booth?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 27, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
Why would you want to show a prank call to a Toll Booth?
"Toll Booth" is a nick name I give to a friend I met at tennis whose last name is Booth. Anyway, I showed him the prank call clip on youtube, and he said he had already seen it.

Is it over 80º in my room right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 27, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
Yes.

Did you know I figured Toll Booth was someone you knew and I just wanted to make a stupid question out of it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 27, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
Yes.

Did you know I figured Toll Booth was someone you knew and I just wanted to make a stupid question out of it?
I guess not, lol. Did I also meet someone with the last name of Corr at tennis (Get it, "Toss the Feathers by The Corrs?)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 28, 2009, 05:03:21 PM
No.

Is this the "in my pants" game?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on July 28, 2009, 05:09:34 PM
No, this is the Word Association game.

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

TOTPD! :dance:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: gt1racerlHDl on July 28, 2009, 05:14:41 PM
by breaking open the gloves and using your fingers  :lol:

Would you ever like TWC to consider your Star a BETA Star?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 28, 2009, 08:37:58 PM
No.

Why do TWC fans hate current TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 28, 2009, 09:07:29 PM
Because we love NBC.

Why am I posting this in Firefox 3.0?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on July 28, 2009, 10:51:25 PM
I'm a song from the '60s.

When can we start the Jeffersons?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 29, 2009, 09:27:34 AM
When they want to be started.

When did cows come into the picture?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on July 29, 2009, 10:09:21 AM
They move very slowly, so it was only a matter of time.

Why is it not safe to point a laser right in your eye?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 10:30:20 AM
Because it can cause you to lose your hearing.

Where is Stephanie Abrams this week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 29, 2009, 11:10:22 AM
Al Roker hid her behind the set.

Why did Al Roker hide her?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:36:18 AM
Because he doesn't want the public to know he had an affair with her

Why didn't anyone show up at tennis yesterday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
Because tennis didn't show up at anyone. :P

Why is it almost 80° in my room even with the A/C on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:40:11 AM
Because you shorted out the A/C just because you were the one who touched it last

Why don't I have the luxury of A/C at my mom's house?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 11:42:23 AM
Because A/C doesn't like you

Why is Bucks County under a Flash Flood Watch but not me here in Burlington County?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:44:42 AM
Because A/C doesn't like you

Why is Bucks County under a Flash Flood Watch but not me here in Burlington County?
Because Bucks county is green (get it, a buck is green? :rofl2:) and naturally, it is shaded green by the NWS

Why don't I have the luxury of traffic products on either unit?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
Because Traffic Pulse doesn't care about what happens in Lansing.

Why do I post so much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:48:56 AM
Because everyone at your school helps you :P

Did I have fun making you and Billy guess details of my life last nite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 11:49:46 AM
Yes, if you say so. And do you?

Why is this my 7777th post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
Yes, if you say so. And do you?
Maybe I do, maybe I don't, you don't know me. :bleh:

Why is this my 7777th post?
Because it is you 7,782nd post
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 11:56:18 AM
Why doesn't Jimmy Ruska have a life?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 11:59:06 AM
Why doesn't Jimmy Ruska have a life?
Because he is a fictional character made up by a simulation on the internet to test our nerves and tolerability.

Why didn't I ask a question there?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 12:00:52 PM
Because you just did right now.

Where is my headend located?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 12:02:28 PM
1401 E Miller Road, Lansing, MI 48911

Do I have to go take a shower now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 12:03:20 PM
Only if you say so.

Does Panasonic make food products?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 29, 2009, 01:40:02 PM
I don't understand what you're asking.

Why does this game have so many posts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: gt1racerlHDl on July 29, 2009, 03:05:41 PM
Because this is the best game ever

Why Does Anyone love the narration on the IntelliSTAR?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 03:47:24 PM
Because the narration loves you.

Why isn't Wikipedia always reliable?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 03:51:55 PM
Because only exclusive members can edit information

What is the significance of the number 22840?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 29, 2009, 03:59:09 PM
It's my IntelliStar's ID.

Why does Hauppauge make terrible tuners?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 04:08:39 PM
Because they like to rip their customers off

Is Philadelphia a historic location?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 29, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
When it feels like it.

Does it feel like it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
Idk, does it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 29, 2009, 04:42:44 PM
Idk, and I asked first!

So, does it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 29, 2009, 05:02:18 PM
Idk, you tell me  :P

Are you a meteorologist?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 29, 2009, 08:08:51 PM
Not like Al Roker.

What would Marshall Seese think of YWT with Abrams and Bettes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 30, 2009, 05:16:50 PM
I don't know.

What would he think?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 30, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
Ask him.

Why didn't the IS cue on time at 5:08 PM ET?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 30, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
Because you didn't get back from the bathroom in time to catch the beginning :P

Did I meet Mrs. Toll Booth today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 30, 2009, 05:24:32 PM
Only if you say so.

Is TWC on channel 53 here in NJ?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on July 30, 2009, 06:48:52 PM
I don't know.

Is it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 30, 2009, 07:30:30 PM
 :thumbsup:

 :hmm:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 30, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
Of course

Can I eat a hedgehog? :blink:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 30, 2009, 08:13:17 PM
 :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Yes ma'am? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on July 30, 2009, 08:33:02 PM
Don't call me ma'am.

Should TWC play Billy Mays commercials more often?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 31, 2009, 01:27:25 AM
No, they should show WUWA commercials more often. :P

Did my Lower Bux IntelliStar change this week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 31, 2009, 05:58:36 AM
No, North Philadelphia Arpt was added to the maps and under the airport tab like it should have been.

Is the station ID finally fixed in the E.L.?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 31, 2009, 12:00:49 PM
I don't know, I'll go up there now and take a look. :P

Why did TWC move the traffic reports to the beginning of the forecast during WUWA?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on July 31, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
I don't know, I'll go up there now and take a look. :P

Why did TWC move the traffic reports to the beginning of the forecast during WUWA?
Because people in the Philly area need to know when the roads are in good shape before Mike starts driving so they can avoid an accident or pile-up  :bleh: :rofl2:

Why was my original youtube account suspended in February, on the day I caught my first Trammell siting?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: yourweathertoday on August 01, 2009, 02:04:43 AM
I don't know, I'll go up there now and take a look. :P

Why did TWC move the traffic reports to the beginning of the forecast during WUWA?
Because people in the Philly area need to know when the roads are in good shape before Mike starts driving so they can avoid an accident or pile-up  :bleh: :rofl2:

Why was my original youtube account suspended in February, on the day I caught my first Trammell siting?
Because youtube finds Trammell tasty

Why is my lawnmower cutting the grass?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 01, 2009, 10:53:21 AM
Because you forgot to put gas in it

Why is WUWA so hated?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 01, 2009, 11:43:40 AM
Because WUWA is typed too similar to WAWA, a local convienience store. :P

Why didn't the STAR team change my CC city to Bensalem?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 01, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Because WUWA is typed too similar to WAWA, a local convienience store. :P

Why didn't the STAR team change my CC city to Bensalem?
For the same reason they didn't change either of my forecast titles or the almanac title here in Lansing.

Why does the STAR team honor other requests but ignore mine?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 01, 2009, 12:56:25 PM
Because they probably don't like MI.

Do you know if Jeopardy is on Cartoon Network?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 01, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
No, it's on Nickelodeon.

Does Nick @ Nite show a local on the 8s?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 01, 2009, 07:17:45 PM
Yes, on the 7's

Is it time for Nick @ Nite to show a local on the 8's rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 01, 2009, 07:27:14 PM
Not until 10:07.
 
Why is Nick on channel 53 here (same channel for TWC in Bensalem), and on 57 in Bensalem (TWC channel in Marlton)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 02, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
Not until 10:07.
 
Why is Nick on channel 53 here (same channel for TWC in Bensalem), and on 57 in Bensalem (TWC channel in Marlton)?
Because TWC and Nick have a contract to switch channel locations in the Philly area

Why don't I get traffic products here in Lansing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 04, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
Because Traffic Pulse thought it was too close to Detroit.

Am I about to get a shower?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 04, 2009, 11:52:51 AM
No, you're about to get a downpour :P

Why doesn't the XL support traffic products?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on August 04, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
The XL is too big for traffic products.

How come every time you try to multiply any number with zero that your calculator display just keeps showing that zero?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 04, 2009, 12:09:55 PM
Because calculators can be dumb sometimes :P

Should I be back by around 3PM this afternoon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 04, 2009, 12:16:09 PM
Idk, where are you going?

Why do I hate Nick @ Nite's new scheduling?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on August 04, 2009, 12:55:40 PM
Because they are sticking with their roots of showing classic tv and not adding any new or non-classic programming.  In other words, they have not been MTV'd.

Has MTV been TWC'd?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 04, 2009, 12:59:07 PM
Uhh

Is my AQ Forecast at Moderate today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 04, 2009, 02:31:12 PM
IDK, but mine is unhealthy for sensitive.

Do I post a lot here in the game room?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on August 04, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
I don't check this thread very often, so I don't know.

Why are Cantore, Goodloe, and Mitchell taking another week off?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 04, 2009, 02:53:04 PM
To stay away from Al.

Is ABC7 a news station?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on August 04, 2009, 02:56:24 PM
No, it's a station that goes over the ABC's 7 times so that you remember them.

Is Omaha, Nebraska in Hawaii?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 04, 2009, 03:03:22 PM
No, it's in Japan.

Would I get TV from a Dish on Dish Network?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on August 04, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
No, you would get hit on the head if the dish fell on you though.  You need cables from the dish to the reciever also to get tv from a dish.  :P

Why did I stick my tongue out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on August 04, 2009, 09:19:36 PM
Because you wanted to catch a snowflake.

Will there be a chance of thunder-snow this week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 04, 2009, 10:58:05 PM
Yes, once the temps reach around 100.

Can you go on a blind date if you have cataracts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 05, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
Perhaps

Am I waking up with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on August 05, 2009, 01:48:33 PM
Yes.

Are you going to bed with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 05, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
Jimmy Fallon already is

Is tomorrow going to be a buy day for me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 05, 2009, 05:19:52 PM
Possibly

Is my YouTube channel popular?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 05, 2009, 05:22:00 PM
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't

Is the kick stand on my bike posing danger to me when I ride my bike due to its extreme level of disrepair?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 05, 2009, 05:23:42 PM
Yes, if you say that it was

Am I online on Facebook chat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 05, 2009, 05:26:02 PM
Idk, why isn't Facebook working for me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 05, 2009, 05:27:33 PM
Works for me, what error do you get?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 05, 2009, 05:31:03 PM
It works now, must have been temporary

Why aren't you on chat now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on August 11, 2009, 09:46:55 AM
Because chat is fun.

True or False: The false answer to this question is not true.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 11, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
Hmm, true? :P

What went wrong when I went to Romulus (originally tried to go to Ann Arbor) last Thursday nite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 11, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
I pulled the plug for the cable at that hotel.

Why do my IntelliStars have unique forecast titles?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on August 12, 2009, 12:35:26 AM
Because I just saw a local IntelliSTAR for Tampa on DirecTV!! :thrilled:

Am I an enthusiast of TV Tuners?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 12, 2009, 07:05:15 AM
Why do my IntelliStars have unique forecast titles?
Because mine don't :P

Why doesn't either title serve my area well?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 12, 2009, 10:52:04 AM
Because TWC apparently thinks otherwise, when I don't like those titles either.

Am I watching a video of the Dickinson XL right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 12, 2009, 01:21:08 PM
Who knows.

What is a YT stream?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 12, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
A stream on YouTube.

Is TWC showing long-form right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 12, 2009, 02:15:41 PM
Nope, they got rid of long form in the 2 PM ET hour in October 2007

What is the difference between tennis and football?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on August 12, 2009, 10:23:16 PM
Am I an enthusiast of TV Tuners?
No, I've never seen you use one.

Why am I rolling on the floor laughing? :rofl2:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 13, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
Nope, they got rid of long form in the 2 PM ET hour in October 2007

What is the difference between tennis and football?
They are spelled differently. :P

Am I hosting the YT stream tonight (Thursday night)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 13, 2009, 06:48:04 AM
Negatory, I am, so I can fall asleep at midnite again :bleh:

Do I really want to head towards a hurricane to record the emergency management and tropical crawls, along with the forecasts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 13, 2009, 10:49:59 AM
Perhaps

Am I worred that the tropical wave off the Cape Verde islands might hit my area?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on August 13, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
You shouldn't be, it's going out to sea. :happy:

Is there a chance we could have 3 tropicals storms at once? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 14, 2009, 12:57:49 PM
IDK, is there?

Is TWCC a successful forum right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 14, 2009, 01:04:54 PM
I am too lazy to check.

Is Derek's area evacuated from wildfires?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on August 14, 2009, 03:24:35 PM
Nope! :yes:

Did Kyle get laid off from his job in Canada?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 14, 2009, 04:08:59 PM
Nope.

Am I a content manager for the site?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 14, 2009, 04:55:00 PM
Nope, I am (or at least should be)

Did I have an exhausting day yesterday and again today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 14, 2009, 04:57:03 PM
No

Why do I have both my computers next to each other, both turned on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 14, 2009, 04:58:55 PM
No

Why do I have both my computers next to each other, both turned on?
Because I do that all the time too :bleh:

Why wasn't facebook chat working earlier?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 14, 2009, 05:15:09 PM
I hacked it.

Did Zach encounter a 4000?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 16, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
Yes, and he certainly did not spread the word enough :P

Do I desperately want to find a 4000?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 16, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
No

Is IntelliStar 21884 better than 21872?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 16, 2009, 11:35:10 AM
No

Is IntelliStar 21884 better than 21872?
Not at all, and I hate both units. They are configured for worse than 22840 and 22842.

Is 22842's almanac title configured to be one of the poorest area-serving titles ever?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 16, 2009, 11:39:36 AM
Yes, they changed it to Philadelphia Int'l Arpt.

Is Charter under bankruptcy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 16, 2009, 11:42:55 AM
Nope, they passed their bankruptcy on to Comcast (I wish, right?)

Does that scare me that Charter could be on the verge of another Adelphia transaction?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 16, 2009, 11:47:11 AM
Not at all.

Is Comcast a monopoly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 16, 2009, 11:52:16 AM
Not at all.

Is Comcast a monopoly?
Nope, they are a good cable company with a great reputation for caring about their customers

Is Charter a quieter company?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 16, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
No, Charter is much bigger than Comcast.

Am I talking to you on Facebook chat right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on August 20, 2009, 10:23:18 PM
It's time for tasteball!

Is your refrigerator running?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on August 20, 2009, 11:15:17 PM
I don't know how to find out.

Is that Hurricane Danny that is in the Atlantic?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 21, 2009, 04:42:45 AM
No, it's Hurricane beanboy89 :P

Did Terminal Frost play only once this past evening, the whole primetime slot?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on August 21, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
No, it was the only song to play last night.

Why is NYC called the "Big Apple"?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 21, 2009, 07:39:19 AM
Because it is small enough to have some orchards in the heart :P

Was a car fire reported on I-275 that has been showing up on the LF here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 21, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
Yes.

Are you socool775?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 22, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
No, I'm wxntrafficfan :P

Did I finally get my internet issues fixed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 23, 2009, 12:04:30 PM
No, but the internet issues fixed you :P

Why are you offline on facebook chat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on August 23, 2009, 12:36:00 PM
Because I was once again having connection issues

Why do I seem to talk so much about the Intellistar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on August 23, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Because you hate the current version of the IntelliStar.

Why do most people hate the newer episodes (season 4-present) of SpongeBob?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 01, 2009, 01:39:24 PM
Because they're so much funnier :bleh:

Is it easier to bring a laptop places to record TWC than it is to drag a desktop w/ monitor into hotels to do so?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 02, 2009, 10:08:42 PM
No, it's usually easier and quicker bringing a desktop.

Am I typing this on my laptop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: zone OH11 on September 02, 2009, 10:12:29 PM
No, you're writing it on a stone tablet.

Should I go surfing in Antarctica?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 02, 2009, 10:27:45 PM
Sure why not, the water is frozen all the time..

Am I a content manager for the site?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 03, 2009, 02:06:22 PM
No
Why am I typing this on my phone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 03, 2009, 02:20:17 PM
Because your computer broke

Why are you typing on your phone? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 08, 2009, 09:48:29 AM
Because it's cool.

Am I asking a stupid question right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on September 08, 2009, 11:09:59 AM
No.

Which direction should you go if you want to reach the North Pole?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 08, 2009, 11:15:16 AM
West

Why am I the only person online at the forums right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on September 08, 2009, 11:35:11 AM
You're not now. :P

Why does ice cream melt so fast in the sun?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 08, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
Who knows

Is this week Survival Week on TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on September 08, 2009, 05:17:11 PM
No.  :P

When did TWC went downhill?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 08, 2009, 06:00:29 PM
It's not going downhill. NBCU is actually doing nice things to the channel.

Why am I online? :yawn:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 08, 2009, 06:22:49 PM
Because the little indicator under your name is green.

Why did summer fly by so fast?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 08, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
Because it rode by in a plane. :plane:

Why am I laughing for nothing? :rofl2:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 08, 2009, 06:46:35 PM
Because you had a deadly dose of the laughing gas.

Why is high school for older kids?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 10, 2009, 02:49:25 PM
Because elementary school is also for younger kids

Why do I hate old CRT monitors now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 10, 2009, 03:47:13 PM
Because CRT monitors hate you :P

Where are you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 10, 2009, 05:23:24 PM
I unexpectedly got some more time due to my sister, so I stayed at the High School for the varsity tennis match against Dewitt

Why do I wish I had texting capabilities on my phone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 10, 2009, 05:26:15 PM
So I can chat with you virtually any time of day :P

Why has it been cloudy here pretty much all week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 10, 2009, 08:01:49 PM
Because you love cloudy daze and just won't admit it :P

Why does the average person get irritated 30 times a day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 10, 2009, 09:59:09 PM
Because you told me that.

Why does Renzi's Cigars always begin their ads with "BREAKING NEWS"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 12:48:12 PM
FOR THE SAME REASON HOLIDAY LANES TYPES THEIR ADS IN ALL CAPS. IT GETS REALLY ANNOYING, BUT IT DOES GET YOUR ATTENTION.

Why is type in all caps annoying?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on September 11, 2009, 12:52:50 PM
BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

What the pfargtl?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
Whatever the pfargtl is :P

Is it 12:55 PM EDT right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 02:45:12 PM
No, it's 2:45

Did I just get home from school?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 02:50:08 PM
Nope, you came over to Haslett to watch tennis practice with me :P

Am I still 2 hours from getting home?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 02:51:18 PM
Idk, are you?

Why is my TWC feed frozen right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 02:52:26 PM
Because it wants to inconvenience you in whatever way possible :P

Why do 22840 and 22842 act-up together?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 02:55:47 PM
Because they know each other

Do 21872 and 21884 have unique forecast titles?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 02:57:00 PM
No, their forecast titles are just as generic as every STAR I have seen in the past year :P

Why do I think all LF's should be 2 minutes long?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
Because they aren't 2 minutes long :P

Was I under a tornado watch earlier?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 03:02:42 PM
Nope, a tornado watch was under you :P

Is it Partly Cloudy outside rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 03:03:37 PM
No, it's raining

Did Rhapsody in White play at 12:58?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 03:06:33 PM
Nope, Heat Index did :P

Am I going now? Will I be back before 5 PM EDT if not checking in before while still at Haslett High?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
No, you won't be back.

Will I be here when you come back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 05:13:19 PM
Well, you weren't :P

Am I back in Lansing now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 05:17:18 PM
Idk, am you?

Am I going to Bensalem later this evening?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 11, 2009, 05:28:59 PM
Idk, am you? :P

Is your feed having issues?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 11, 2009, 05:30:00 PM
No. I'm not getting the feed.

If I get a job at the Hardee's by my school, could I start paying my own cable bill?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 11, 2009, 05:37:42 PM
Just as long as it isn't Comcast

Am I online?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 11, 2009, 05:41:16 PM
Nope, you're off.

How happy am I to be in an area Comcast doesn't serve? :happy:

Just as long as it isn't Comcast
Just so you know, Comcast took over Adelphia in Hillsborough County and that's the one I told you about and asked if it could possibly have an XL.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 12, 2009, 09:16:52 AM
So happy I'm jealous

Why is Comcast the only cable provider here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 12, 2009, 11:01:31 AM
Because Bright House hates the Northeast. :lol:

Why is FiOS coming to my area sometime in 2010? :thrilled:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on September 12, 2009, 07:03:36 PM
Your cable company doesn't like you.

Why is Comcast showing paid programming on GSN today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 12, 2009, 07:46:14 PM
Ask them.

Am I back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on September 13, 2009, 03:37:04 AM
You haven't left.

Why does soda taste horrible when it loses its carbonation?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 13, 2009, 09:14:07 AM
Because the carbonation makes it taste good :P

Why did I plan to wake up at 5AM this morning but didn't until two hours later?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 13, 2009, 09:24:45 AM
Because I hacked your alarm clock. :ninja: :fear:

Why did I pass out last night? :yawn:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on September 13, 2009, 05:53:31 PM
Ray Stagich was not on at Sunrise Weather.

Should I wake up with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 13, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
No, you should wake up with Cameron Diaz.

What is 2+2?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on September 13, 2009, 07:26:11 PM
22

What's so special about December 25th?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on September 13, 2009, 07:52:22 PM
It's my birthday!

Why do leaves change colors?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ABC7 on September 13, 2009, 09:12:18 PM
People get bored seeing green leaves all the time.

Is it fall yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 13, 2009, 10:02:27 PM
Depends, did I break my bones? :unsure:

Do you get presents on Christmas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 14, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
Idk, do I?

What happened to Intellistar 21872?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 15, 2009, 12:18:19 PM
It needed a vacation from you. It's in Petoskey, and it told me it is having an enjoyable time there.  :rofl2: :rofl2:  :bleh: :bleh:

Why have I always hated the configuration of 22840 and 22842 ever since the advent of HiRAD?



Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 15, 2009, 02:49:07 PM
It needed a vacation from you. It's in Petoskey, and it told me it is having an enjoyable time there.  :rofl2: :rofl2:  :bleh: :bleh:

Why have I always hated the configuration of 22840 and 22842 ever since the advent of HiRAD?
Good one! :lol:

Because the configuration of 22840 and 22842 has hated you :P (j/k)

Is this my 8800th post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 15, 2009, 03:31:42 PM
No, it's your 8801st post :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 15, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
Why didn't you ask a question? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 15, 2009, 04:18:38 PM
The same reason you didn't reply to his. :bleh:

Why is it raining at my house everyday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 16, 2009, 10:07:36 AM
Why didn't you ask a question? :P
Oops, forgot to. Knew I would at some point  :doh:

Do I seem to have a fair amount of internet time during the school day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 16, 2009, 04:00:18 PM
No, not at all

Do I wake up with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 23, 2009, 07:42:16 AM
No, but Al wakes up with you :bleh:

Did Taylor Swift play this morning on the LF this morning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 23, 2009, 07:49:20 AM
Idk, did it?

Why do I manage to find online time at school?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 23, 2009, 11:54:57 AM
The same reasons I do :P

Is Home Improvement still on TBS at noon on weekdays?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 23, 2009, 11:56:29 AM
Check the TV guide

Why did my TV guide say Home Improvement was on Nick at 6AM this morning when it was actually Family Matters that was airing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 23, 2009, 12:03:05 PM
Because everyone (even the TV guide programmers) want you to think you are i your own little world :bleh:

Why is 22840 so problematic?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 11:42:03 AM
Because it's on drugs :P

Will 21872 ever come back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 11:52:41 AM
It will once you move outside of its viewing area for good :rofl2: :bleh:

Have I recorded any STARs in any time zones other than ET?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 11:53:49 AM
Yes, in EST and EDT :P

Did you grow up with the snow icon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 11:55:17 AM
Nope, I didn't :P

Do you live in 2 states?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 11:55:35 AM
Idk

Do you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
Yep, MI and MI :bleh:

Is your name Mike?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 11:57:28 AM
Yes, but according to you I have tons of other names too :P

Could Heat Index play again today at 12:58?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 11:58:26 AM
If the MR cooperates, which it most likely won't :P

Does the station ID of the swamp always show at 11:57 AM EDT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 11:59:51 AM
No, it shows when it feels like showing

When I leave at 12:05 should I be back online at home within three hours?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 12:00:26 PM
No, you'll take 3 seconds :P

Is it now the PM?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 12:01:49 PM
Check the time on your task bar

Do I have algebra after this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 12:02:39 PM
No, I do :P

Do I have lots of files to go through this weekend?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 12:03:24 PM
Perhaps :P

Am I about to leave in a minute or so here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 12:05:07 PM
No, you're going to leave in a second :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 25, 2009, 03:49:23 PM
Did you forget to ask a question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 04:37:50 PM
I always do lol

Do I always forget to ask a question? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 25, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
Nah. You always ask them. :bleh:

Am I jealous of not getting 24629? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 25, 2009, 04:52:53 PM
Nope :P

Am I not chomping at the bit to go scope out more legacy STARs in northern Michigan?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on September 25, 2009, 05:45:17 PM
Do I always forget to answer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 26, 2009, 09:03:35 AM
Yes

Does the IntelliStar rely on HiRAD and Falsepoint?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 26, 2009, 09:41:27 AM
No, it relies on legitament reports from airports and AFBs like it should (I wish lol)

Am I online right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:41:40 AM
You appear to be

Why doesn't DirecTV use STARs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 10:46:51 AM
Because DirecTV is not so Direct, hence why they Only have "direc" and not "direct" in the name :bleh:

Why do I hate satellite TV?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:49:19 AM
Because DirecTV is not so Direct, hence why they Only have "direc" and not "direct" in the name :bleh:
(https://twctodayforums.com/forums/Smileys/1/lgh%20%2821%29.gif)

The same reason I do

Does Nick @ Nite air in the evening/overnite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 10:51:08 AM
Idk, does it?

Do you seem to love my last quote?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:53:20 AM
Yes, I seem to :P

Did you grow up with the snow icon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 10:54:29 AM
Yeah, it just stands out to me; I seem to have the fondest memories of that icon

Are you in a non-native location rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:55:14 AM
Idk, am I?

Is Aaron in Lansing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 10:59:10 AM
Yes, yes he is

Is it possible that I could have my first freeze, just one day ahead of the average?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:59:42 AM
Who knows

Is WMT playing on the LF right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:02:17 AM
No, but it has played multiple times this morning :P

Did I post a clip of my High School's TV channel on my youtube account last nite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:03:24 AM
You appear you did

Am I about to watch it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:06:47 AM
No, you're not :P

Am I once again watching my clip of WC from Thursday nite?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
Idk, are you?

Do Ionia?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:14:19 AM
lol, no, but I Livonia :bleh:

Do I post from multiple different IP addresses each week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:15:37 AM
No :P

Am I typing this on my laptop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:17:30 AM
No, you're typing on your desktop as is the case with me (I really am on my desktop though :P )

Was the possibility of a freeze this week added back in again?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:22:06 AM
I see there is :)

Did Heat Index just play on the last LF?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
Perhaps it did, perhaps it didn't :P

Am I beginning to learn how to type without looking at the keys?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:25:16 AM
Idk, are you?

Have I known how to type without looking at the keys for a while?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:25:56 AM
Idk, have you?

Am I watching Spongebob rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:27:11 AM
Check your TV

Is it chilly where I'm at right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:28:54 AM
No, it's unusually warm for this time of year there :P

Is Firecracker playing on this LF?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:30:34 AM
I heard it, so it must have :P

Do I see the sidebar on TWC right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:31:54 AM
No, I do, especially since I am once again watching Spongebob

Am I watching Spongebob?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:33:06 AM
Again, check the TV :P

Will Jacob ever stop rating your videos a one star?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:33:41 AM
I guess not

Do I need your help in rating them a 5 again?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:34:27 AM
Do you?

Which videos were rated a 1/5?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:36:43 AM
Hmm, way too many to list
Just start at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=socool775&view=videos&start=360 (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=socool775&view=videos&start=360) and work your way up, you'll see them :hmm:

Do you live in the Philadelphia area?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:42:58 AM
I think so

Do you live in MI?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
No, but I wish I did :P

Do you live in a historic area?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
Possibly

Is my laptop battery at less than 10%?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:48:57 AM
No, it's fully charged like mine is :P

Does the Krusty Krab serves all kinds? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:51:58 AM
Only those who live underwater :P

Do I like to stump you in the which do you prefer thread?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:53:17 AM
Looks like it, but what do you think? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:53:41 AM
I think so :P

Do I need to head off in a minute here? :/
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:54:55 AM
Idk, do you?

Can you send me a PM before you leave?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
Yes

Will I now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 11:56:05 AM
I doubt it

Is the foliage supposed to be good up there?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 08:28:56 PM
It looks good

Am I back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 27, 2009, 08:31:55 PM
Nope :P

Do I have a Wind Advisory?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 27, 2009, 10:04:52 PM
You told me you were

Are you going to upload the 9:59 LF? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 28, 2009, 12:16:54 AM
Nope, I uploaded the 9:59 LF along with the 10:59 LF :P

Are you asleep right now? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 28, 2009, 09:34:19 AM
I was :P

Are you at school right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on September 28, 2009, 02:36:34 PM
No, I am not :P

Are you online?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 01, 2009, 11:52:04 AM
Idk, am I?

When will Lansing ever get another record low?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 01, 2009, 12:02:32 PM
Not in my lifetime, ugh

Did KLAN even dip into the 20's this morning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 01, 2009, 12:04:32 PM
Perhaps

Does 21865 serve my area well?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 01, 2009, 01:28:27 PM
It sure does

Do I go to Haslett for High School?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 01, 2009, 02:42:43 PM
No, you go to my school :P

Is Nick in Bensalem the same channel # as TWC here in Marlton?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 07:34:41 AM
No, Nick is on Channel 46 there like it is on the E.L. headend :P

Am I watching TWC rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 08:21:51 AM
Idk, you tell me :P

Am I supposed to be on here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 11:58:33 AM
Idk, you tell me :P
:bleh:

Has the new playlist started yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
I wish

Am I one of the oldest members here (by join date)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
No, I am way older than you in that regard :P

Have you cycled through multiple usernames like me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 12:02:40 PM
Perhaps

Do you like traffic products?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 12:04:34 PM
I sure do, maybe not as much though :P

Am I in Michigan at the moment?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 12:05:02 PM
No, you're right next to me here in Marlton

Did I just sent you a PM?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 12:06:54 PM
No :P

Do I need to head out rite now to get food?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 02:40:36 PM
Well, you did :P

What's the weather outside?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 02:45:13 PM
Whatever it's not here :P

Do you live in 2 different zip codes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 02:45:45 PM
Perhaps

Do you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
48912 and 48840. Hmm, is that two? Yes, I see 2 :P

Do you live in two different states?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 02:48:07 PM
Pennsylvania, New Jersey. Well, I count 2

Is there an accident involving a motorcycle displaying on my traffic crawl?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
No, it's showing on 22842 :rofl2: :bleh:

Did I record today's Vision announcements?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 02:51:21 PM
You said you did :P

Does Meredith Vieira wake up with Al?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 02:53:52 PM
No, but Jimmy Fallon goes to bed with him :P

Are there a lot of people that quote on quote "Wake Up With Al"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 02, 2009, 02:55:39 PM
Too many

Does TWC overpromote WUWA?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on October 02, 2009, 02:57:06 PM
Of course they don't :P

Do I completely miss those old LF intros where the person would walk through 2 different weather conditions on the same screen?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 11, 2009, 01:56:45 PM
Not at all

Is The Weather Channel brought to you by your cable or satellite provider?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on October 19, 2009, 03:57:55 AM
Not anymore!
 
Does anyone care about the music?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 21, 2009, 09:45:36 PM
Nobody

Is 21872 finally back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on November 08, 2009, 12:02:02 PM
Yes.

Why do many people here in Laredo speak Spanish (AKA Dead Langauge)?  :no: <_< :wacko: :thumbdown: :club:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCToday on November 09, 2009, 12:27:05 AM
Can you see this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on November 09, 2009, 12:31:28 AM
No. :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 10, 2009, 05:37:46 PM
Is tomorrow Veteran's Day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on November 10, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
No, it's Memorial Day.

How come I want to become a cartoonist?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on November 11, 2009, 08:31:30 PM
This is a good beat.

Why aren't you dancing?

TOTPD! :dance:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Evan2015 on November 19, 2009, 09:51:31 PM
because it's not active enough for you

What is New Moon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 26, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
A show on TWC. :bleh:

What is the name of today's holiday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 26, 2009, 02:00:33 PM
My birthday

Is ICHT on now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 26, 2009, 02:14:39 PM
I don't know

DId the November playlist start?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on November 26, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
No, the Xmas playlist is starting today.

Is the local news on here right now? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 27, 2009, 02:15:29 PM
IDK

Did my clip of this month's David Foster song get muted?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 27, 2009, 03:20:30 PM
Yes, because you saw my comment

Does the Intellistar suck?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on November 27, 2009, 03:35:39 PM
No, it blows. :P

Why is the sky fuchsia?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 27, 2009, 09:05:14 PM
I painted it fushsia

How do you become a "fn" of weather and traffic (referring to Aaron's username)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 27, 2009, 09:50:03 PM
You don't. He is the only "fn" of weather & traffic. :P

Is the American Flag American?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 27, 2009, 10:29:37 PM
No it's Portuguese

Did Zach IM me at all today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 27, 2009, 10:34:09 PM
no :P

Do I ever IM Krishnan these days?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on November 28, 2009, 09:47:06 AM
No, I do

Am I looking across Lake Huron at Sarnia as I type this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 28, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
No, you are looking across the street at my house :P

Do I like where I live?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 28, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
Yep, NJ is the best place ever to live in..

Do I prefer NY over NJ?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on November 28, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
No, you prefer Ontario over Quebec :P

Is the regional map used on the Port Huron STAR actually centered anywhere near Port Huron?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on November 28, 2009, 06:23:24 PM
What Is The Intellistar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 28, 2009, 09:30:15 PM
A star that's intelligent

Did I start titling my you tube clips "Local on the 8s" instead of "IntelliStar"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 29, 2009, 09:43:00 AM
No, I did.

Do I use Windows 98?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on November 29, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
Nope, you're using Windows NT :P

Did Trevor answer my question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 29, 2009, 10:02:37 AM
He did. :yes:

Does Aaron always get more YT views than me? :angry:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 29, 2009, 10:10:18 AM
idk

Why do the same two songs always keep playing in the morning list? (TSOP and Please don't forget)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on November 29, 2009, 11:26:55 AM
Because the music randomizer knows us, and already hates us :P

Has the weather this November been quite boring and unchanged here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on November 30, 2009, 06:19:11 PM
I like sporks.

If I see a man waving, does this mean that I'm not alone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 30, 2009, 08:42:07 PM
No, but he isn't

Is this a random post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on December 03, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
Pudding

Did I just lose The Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game))?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 03, 2009, 10:17:38 PM
What game?

Does Vince Offer advertise the "ShamWow!"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on December 03, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.

Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 03, 2009, 10:23:43 PM
Maybe

Am I gonna love your nuts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 04, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
Do I still hate HiRAD even though I know TWC is not smart enough to decommission it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 04, 2009, 12:28:10 PM
Maybe

Did you forget to answer my question above?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 04, 2009, 04:28:27 PM
Idk, did I? :P

Will I be posting a clip of my first snow guess for the season this evening?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 04, 2009, 07:21:34 PM
You tell me

Are we in for snow tomorrow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 04, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
No, we're in for a heatwave.

Would you learn functions and equations in Math?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 04, 2009, 08:48:26 PM
No, you learn how to do squat thrusts in it :P

Did I stupidly leave 5 strands of christmas lites in piles on my deck all year since June, so only one works?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 09:05:50 AM
I can check on that for you

Are you the only active TWC fan in Michigan?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 06, 2009, 09:07:37 AM
Indeed I am, although I'm hoping Curt can post videos of 22842 soon since he apparently got a new laptop

Have I posted clips from now 15 locations?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 09:09:06 AM
No, but the 15 locations have posted clips of you :P

Am I gonna upload LOT8s and Weatherscan clips of our first snow yesterday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 06, 2009, 10:37:29 AM
No, youtube has blocked you from uploading videos :P

Am I getting worried about Wednesday's forecast?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 11:37:23 AM
Not at all

Did you copy my idea of the Best TWC Songs of 2009 without my permission?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 06, 2009, 11:51:33 AM
Nope.

Am I about to do a Best of 2009 Music list? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 11:52:09 AM
Idk, are you?

Was my concept a good idea?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 06, 2009, 12:14:32 PM
No, it's a terrible idea. If not the worst you have came up with yet.

Do you like every song I hate?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 06, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
No, but I hate every song you like :P

Is SunLife sponsoring the :28 LFs today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 12:31:45 PM
No, I am

Did Carl Parker just drop his clicker?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 06, 2009, 06:01:18 PM
No, he hasn't done that for the millionth time.

Do you put a Christmas tree on Christmas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 06:02:03 PM
No, you put it up for the 4th of July

Am I cooking while using my laptop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 06, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
Nope, you're doing the dishes while you are using your laptop, like I always do :P

Am I still obsessed with Terminal Frost, even almost 4 months since it last aired on TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 06, 2009, 06:42:56 PM
Nope, you're doing the dishes while you are using your laptop, like I always do :P
The dishes are my dad's job :P

No, but TF is obsessed with you :P

Why are you depressed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 07, 2009, 08:47:59 AM
Because this winter storm is coming right at me, and this low does not appear to be taking the same track that the low during December 2006 did (which was also an El Nino Winter)

Am I watching my favorite episode of Spongebob?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 07, 2009, 03:11:32 PM
No

Would that episode happen to be Snowball Effect?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 07, 2009, 03:51:47 PM
Whoa, how did you know?  :blink:

(answer and question combined there :P )
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 07, 2009, 06:53:03 PM
I watched it with you once, remember? (again combining answer and question) :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 08, 2009, 02:57:41 AM
I watched so much with you that I can't remember any one instance :P
But I do remember your memory is almost as good as mine :bleh: (Seriously though, I do have a great memory, but only to what I apply it to)

Did a street cleaner finally come down my street and clean the leaves out of the drain by my driveway and along the curb so I don't have to keep taking care of the leaves through the winter?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 08, 2009, 06:07:00 AM
Yes, and I did that :P

Is my subdivision well-maintained?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 08, 2009, 07:34:26 AM
No, you live in it, so clearly it isn't (j/k  :rofl2: ) :bleh:

Could that have sounded like a real nasty insult?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on December 08, 2009, 07:41:21 AM
I do what I'm told...

Can you stay up for the weekend and blame God for looking too old?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 08, 2009, 07:42:17 AM
Responding to that is not my specialty

Am I in shutdown mode? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 08, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
IDK

Should you be online while in school?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on December 08, 2009, 11:54:59 AM
Yes

Can you find all that you stand for has been replaced with mountains of gold?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 10, 2009, 06:37:59 PM
Yep

Am I in the process of cutting back computer time significantly to spend more time with real-life things?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 10, 2009, 06:50:33 PM
Am I in panic mode rite now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 10, 2009, 06:52:04 PM
You didn't answer my question...
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 10, 2009, 06:53:18 PM
You didn't answer my question...
Fail. :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 10, 2009, 06:54:38 PM
You didn't answer my question...
You didn't answer mine...
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 10, 2009, 06:55:39 PM
ANYWAY....

Is my birthday coming up soon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 10, 2009, 06:56:37 PM
Nope :P

Am I 16 1/2 today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 10, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
No, you're 4.

Is Chicago a city in the USA?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 11, 2009, 11:59:38 AM
No, it's a city in Illihnoyse :P

Did I get a Blizzard Warning this week, which I have been wanting to see for years?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 23, 2009, 10:40:40 PM
No but I should have gotten one

Is Geico so easy a caveman can do it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 24, 2009, 05:21:07 AM
No, it's so hard a lawyer could not figure it out :P

Did I get a Winter Weather Advisory, both here in Marquette and down in Lansing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 24, 2009, 07:42:48 AM
No, I did. :fear:

Am I watching Fox 13 news now after Waking Up with Al? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 24, 2009, 12:37:13 PM
I don't wake up with Al.

Why does time fly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 24, 2009, 12:38:17 PM
Because time flies, how else? :P

Do I talk on Skype a lot?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 24, 2009, 02:36:51 PM
You never do

Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on December 24, 2009, 02:53:54 PM
No, it's beginning to look like Easter.

Ho ho ho?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 24, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
Happy New Year!

My local on the 8s are next? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 24, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
No, your local on the 9's are next (come on, cue on the 8's for once :P )

Are the local on the 8s really the local on the 8s anymore?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 25, 2009, 12:21:24 PM
When they want to be.

When will the construction on Route 1 in Bucks ever end?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 25, 2009, 12:30:30 PM
It ended yesterday. :P

Is my IntelliSTAR a local IS?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 25, 2009, 01:40:38 PM
Yes, as local as it can get.

Is your lawn looking oogley? Messy, a bit of a disgrace?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 26, 2009, 07:39:17 PM
No, it's [once again] looking snowy, not oogley :bleh:

How badly do I want to see a Blizzard Warning and an Ice Storm Warning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 28, 2009, 09:06:58 PM
As much as I want to see a blizzard warning (already caught an ice storm warning :D)

Is this the Krusty Krab?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on December 28, 2009, 09:34:54 PM
No, this is Squidward :P

Did you remove your clips of that Ice Storm Warning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: CartoonJazzLover on January 05, 2010, 06:06:35 PM
No

Why do the January playlists always starts a few days after the month begins? :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 06, 2010, 06:42:25 AM
Idk

Mike, did you remove those clips of the Ice Storm Warning you had from '07?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 06, 2010, 08:58:02 PM
I just sent you it via YT

Does America really run on Dunkin'?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 07, 2010, 06:24:10 AM
Yeah, and it's an renewable resource

Is there a Winter Weather Advisory from my area clear down to the ATL?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on January 28, 2010, 09:00:16 PM
I don't know.

Why don't you play The Game?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 29, 2010, 05:05:55 PM
I thought I was...

Am I obsessed with Law & Order and SVU? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on March 30, 2010, 10:21:32 AM
Yes, I am

Am I bringing this topic up from the dead by answering my own question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 30, 2010, 04:47:25 PM
No, I asked that question with your account.

Is becoming a Youtube partner easy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on March 30, 2010, 05:47:51 PM
It sure is

Am I expecting my first record high in over a year on Thursday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 30, 2010, 07:04:22 PM
nope

Am I stressed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on March 30, 2010, 07:24:29 PM
No, but I'm not either

Do I hope for some good songs (finally) on WUWA on Thursday?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on March 30, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
Maybe.....

Did I just make my 2500th post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on March 30, 2010, 08:14:31 PM
Idk, you tell me

Am I in the Eastern Time Zone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on April 04, 2010, 12:15:26 AM
Ehh, probably...

Will this question be in the FAQ?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TravelCitiesFan on April 08, 2010, 09:51:20 PM
NEVER

is Kansas City in Kansas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 08, 2010, 10:24:09 PM
absolutely

Why did I not accept your gamemaster2003 invite on my gaming account yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TravelCitiesFan on April 09, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
(not part of game): because its not my account, its my brother's and the age on it is wrong (/not part of game)  :yes:

Is the HD STAR really HD?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on April 20, 2010, 08:58:51 AM
No, it's CD (crappy definiton).

Am I typing this question right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 20, 2010, 04:21:44 PM
No, you were typing it.

Am I the only person here who likes NASCAR?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 04:43:33 PM
You know, I'm not sure.

Which has a more beautiful skyline... Philly or DC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 04:44:37 PM
Tampa.

Why did I pick Tampa and not the above choices?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 04:50:03 PM
Because Tampa is really Philly backwards, if you think about it :P

Is Florida overhyped by those of us close to the 45th parallel?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on April 20, 2010, 05:25:19 PM
No, it is underhyped by those of us close to the 41st paralell.

If it is 4:23 on a Tuesday and I am having a soda at work, why did my dog eat the tree I just planted?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 20, 2010, 07:06:07 PM
Because it was in a tree-killing mood.

What is a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 07:47:33 PM
Anything a stupid person asks

Do I hate haze now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TravelCitiesFan on April 20, 2010, 08:29:14 PM
i dont know  :bleh:

Does your intelliSTAR talk to you  :lol:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on April 20, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
Yes, he keeps telling me to burn my house down... :fear:

Are thunderstorms called thunderstorms? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 08:42:13 PM
Thunderstorms can't take calls :P

Is a thunderstorm really a storm of thunder?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TravelCitiesFan on April 20, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
no  :bleh:

Is Tucumcari's WeatherSTAR4000 the most degraded star ever to exist and still be running
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 20, 2010, 09:24:35 PM
Yes if your sentence ever made sense. :wacko:

Do you always like to post in the Game Room?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 09:28:45 PM
he never does...

Do I have a Jr?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 20, 2010, 09:39:08 PM
A junior what?

What kind of stuff would you find at a Dairy Queen?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 09:47:03 PM
A throne and possibly some decorations for her majesty :P

Do I live in the Central Time Zone?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 09:53:28 PM
No, you live in Thonotosassa :P

Does my IntelliSTAR really show an IntelliSTAR? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 20, 2010, 09:56:02 PM
I'm... not sure

Does it look really tacky to capitalize the STAR part of Intellistar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 09:59:00 PM
...no...

Why do ppl overuse :P these days like it's funny when it isn't. :rolleyes: (no offense)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 20, 2010, 10:00:24 PM
Exactly the reason why people say lol when they aren't even laughing. :P

Should Darby go to Mars?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
Never. He rocks! :biggrin:

Is TWC in Storm Alert now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 20, 2010, 10:04:40 PM
No, they are in Non-Weather OMFG BREAKING NEWS Alert.

Is my IntelliStar the best one alive?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 20, 2010, 10:07:04 PM
No, but my WeatherSTAR I is. :P

Am I lying my butt off when I say I saw a 4000? :thrilled:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on April 21, 2010, 07:24:11 AM
Yes, because you only saw the output of the 4000, not the actual 4000 unit, as you imply.

Is it yesterday yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 26, 2010, 04:22:19 PM
Nope

Is it possible to post a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 26, 2010, 05:32:15 PM
Every question but the one not asked is a stupid question

Do I live in New Joysee? (1930's way to pronounce Jersey)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 26, 2010, 05:46:08 PM
Last time I checked you lived on Pluto. :fear:

Does Geoffrey Darby allow Al Roker to insult other OCMS? :whistling: (refer to the video below)
TWC First Outlook - Good Old Al Roker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDrhwionSCc#)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 26, 2010, 06:17:23 PM
You know, I'm not sure :P

Do I watch much TWC outside of the Local Forecast?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 26, 2010, 06:46:52 PM
You should, that's what cool people do :P

Does Al Roker scare me sometimes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on April 26, 2010, 07:10:00 PM
Hmm, I don't see why not

Is there a Burlington VT, Burlington NJ, Burlington County NJ, and a Burlington Coat Factory? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on August 30, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
Can we post in this forum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on August 31, 2010, 07:54:01 AM
I have no idea.

Will my plants live if I feed them Dr Pepper?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on August 31, 2010, 12:04:21 PM
Who knows? I heard plants like Dr. Pepper.

Am I alive?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 31, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
Not sure, but I am.

Should I feed my cat some dog food?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on August 31, 2010, 04:52:47 PM
Not sure, but I am.

Should I feed my cat some dog food?
Sure! Your cat will love it! In fact, I think I should feed my dog cat food!

Have I just posted here? Should I drop my laptop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on September 01, 2010, 02:48:53 PM
No, you posted here 2000 years ago, and you should drop your laptop, it knocks your ram back into their slots if they are falling out.

Am I here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 01, 2010, 02:53:41 PM
No, you posted here 2000 years ago, and you should drop your laptop, it knocks your ram back into their slots if they are falling out.

Am I here?
How am I supposed to know?

Is Steve Jobs the CEO of Apple?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on September 01, 2010, 03:36:22 PM
No.

Am I right?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 01, 2010, 03:37:55 PM
No.

Am I right?
No clue.

Is my username TWC and Apple 4eva?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on September 01, 2010, 03:40:17 PM
HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?????

And, what is all of this "IntelliSTAR" stuff you guys have been discussing? I don't even know what that is! Should I leave this forum? I mean, I don't know what you guys are even talking about!
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 01, 2010, 05:03:23 PM
If you leave the forum, whos gonna rake it?  ;) :P

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on September 01, 2010, 05:20:53 PM
No, it adds 15% to your insurance.

Is Nationwide on my side?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 01, 2010, 05:21:53 PM
No, it's on MY side

Do smart kids go to Harvard?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 01, 2010, 05:59:26 PM
Yes they go to Oxford

Why would i want to go to an Ox's Ford?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 01, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
Because.

Should i go outside in this wonderful sunny day today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 01, 2010, 06:10:34 PM
Because.

Should i go outside in this wonderful sunny day today?
No, you could get hurt!

Does TWC stand for (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/TWClogo.svg)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 01, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
Last time i checked it stands for Time Warner Cable

Do i get local on the 8s? (serious question but stupid if you know me)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 01, 2010, 06:26:10 PM
No, you get local on the 7's.

Am I on AIM right now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 01, 2010, 06:37:06 PM
Your being attacked?  :P

Since when did a storm alert me of its attack?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 01, 2010, 06:43:09 PM
No, you get local on the 7's.

Am I on AIM right now?
How in the world would I know?

Is this the TWC Today/TWC Classics Forums?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on September 02, 2010, 01:29:13 PM
It is if buffalo fly.

Do buffalo really have wings?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 02, 2010, 01:32:38 PM
It is if buffalo fly.

Do buffalo really have wings?
I've never seen a buffalo so I can't tell you.

Am I on the Internet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 02, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
No your on the intranet

Is my name Earl?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 02, 2010, 03:53:51 PM
No your on the intranet

Is my name Earl?
No, your name is Gaston.

Am I using a computer to post this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: ruhgster on September 02, 2010, 05:00:59 PM
No, you are using your iphone.

If buffalo don't have wings, what does Buffalo Wild Wings really serve?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 05, 2010, 11:00:38 AM
No, you are using your iphone.

If buffalo don't have wings, what does Buffalo Wild Wings really serve?
I don't really know.

Is my avatar a sun?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on October 05, 2010, 06:02:59 PM
No, you are using your iphone.

If buffalo don't have wings, what does Buffalo Wild Wings really serve?
I don't really know.

Is my avatar a sun?
Yes.

Do I have a YouTube Account?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 05, 2010, 06:49:19 PM
I wouldnt know

Am i TWCZach on youtube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: BOLT96 on October 05, 2010, 07:12:56 PM
I wouldnt know

Am i TWCZach on youtube?
No your TWCFanChris.

Do I have a computer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 05, 2010, 07:19:06 PM
No, you have a DSi

Do i have my own webspace?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on October 06, 2010, 08:27:23 PM
Nope  :no:

Was the answer above wrong?  :poke:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 06, 2010, 08:54:39 PM
No

was the answer below correct?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on October 13, 2010, 07:25:19 PM
Please hang up and try again.

If the moon is made of cheese, what
does it taste like?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 13, 2010, 07:51:56 PM
bananas  :thumbsup:

Does the sun shine when people forget?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on October 14, 2010, 02:13:25 PM
Forget what?

Do I own a Nevada license plate?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on October 14, 2010, 08:26:54 PM
Yes because how else could you think of that. :P

Is there a weatherstar xl 3 counties west of me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 15, 2010, 08:57:35 AM
Yes because how else could you think of that. :P

Is there a weatherstar xl 3 counties west of me?
No, but there's a WeatherStar III. :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 15, 2010, 06:14:02 PM
Hello?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on October 15, 2010, 07:24:54 PM
Hi. Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit. My name is     ?    . How may I help you?

What is my name?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 15, 2010, 09:57:06 PM
Rovert  :yes:

Does Charlie daniels play a mean fiddle?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 15, 2010, 11:19:32 PM
I say so.

Thank you for calling The Weather Channel. Do you know your party's four-digit extension?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on October 16, 2010, 02:13:55 AM
Yes, it's abcd.

Why is it a bad idea to have all the digits of pi as your password?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on October 16, 2010, 03:23:06 AM
I don't know, it seems like a good idea to me.

Does eating lightbulbs make you Ill?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 16, 2010, 09:05:34 AM
No, it can give you a lot of ideas! (http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/58.gif) (http://www.cool-smileys.com/smiley-with-a-light-bulb-above-his-head)

Who do I call in the event of an emergency?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on October 16, 2010, 09:52:20 AM
Chuck Norris.

If I have a Porsche Cayenne, what does my dad have?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 17, 2010, 04:22:07 PM
Chuck Norris.

If I have a Porsche Cayenne, what does my dad have?
A Rolls Royce.

Is the WeatherStar I still being used?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Eric on October 17, 2010, 04:41:53 PM
Is the WeatherStar I still being used?

I hope not!  Actually, the WeatherStar I caused so much RF interference that it was quickly changed to the WeatherStar II, which itself didn't last long before the more advanced WeatherStar III was developed.  Since the WeatherStar III was given the kibosh by the FCC for not being able to sound a warning tone at the beginning of every repeat of a weather warning, I think it's extraordinarily unlikely that there's a functioning WeatherStar I anywhere.  In fact, I doubt there was a functioning WeatherStar I in use anywhere by the time the 1980s ended, if even that late.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Eric on October 17, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Apple 4eva, if you're going to use my statement in your signature, does that mean I get paid royalties?  :)

(Seriously, though, I don't mind at all.)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 17, 2010, 04:48:38 PM
Apple 4eva, if you're going to use my statement in your signature, does that mean I get paid royalties?  :)

(Seriously, though, I don't mind at all.)
Maybe. You could get a cookie.

How much does that cost?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 17, 2010, 04:49:42 PM
a leg and an arm!

Can i purchase a STAR commercially?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathon on October 17, 2010, 05:31:12 PM
Of course you can! There are STARs you can purchase off the shelves. :yes:


Do I run Windows 7?


Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on October 17, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
No, you run Anderson windows.

Do I get a free scoop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 17, 2010, 05:34:59 PM
No, you run Anderson windows.

Do I get a free scoop?
Once you pay $7,000. :lol:

Would you like a drink with that? :)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 17, 2010, 06:14:06 PM
No drink for him!

Am i the drink nazi? :wacko: :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Eric on October 18, 2010, 04:05:32 PM
Am i the drink nazi? :wacko: :P

Heil, spritzer!

Is there such a thing as too partly sunny?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on October 23, 2010, 09:47:52 AM
Yes, too partly sunny can become too partly cloudy. :P

Can lightning strike exactly 2 miles, 3 feet, and 4 inches from where lightning struck just 15 seconds before?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on October 23, 2010, 09:52:36 AM
Yes, too partly sunny can become too partly cloudy. :P

Can lightning strike exactly 2 miles, 3 feet, and 4 inches from where lightning struck just 15 seconds before?
I don't know, but it can strike you because you're the tallest person here. :P Get inside!

What?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on October 23, 2010, 09:55:58 AM
What what?  :P

You win on a lottery ticket and you go in and cash it, but you find it's a fake. What do you do?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on October 23, 2010, 10:38:53 AM
A hangover!

When is Halloween?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on October 23, 2010, 11:25:35 AM
94th of Jantember.

What will happen on 11/11/11?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 05, 2010, 10:38:30 PM
The date will be all 1's.

Are you WeatherProof?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 05, 2010, 10:42:03 PM
All fingers point to no.

Did you join Jim for Cantore Stories?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 05, 2010, 10:44:25 PM
No, I joined me for Cantore Stories :P

What airs from 6-11am eastern?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on November 08, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here!

If my dog which doesn't exist walk in to my room at 14:33 on the 31st August 1923, where is my dog which doesn't exist?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on December 15, 2010, 02:57:16 PM
Nowhere. It doesn't exist. :bleh:

Whodunit?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Bryan on December 15, 2010, 09:38:03 PM
Wonder what it would feel like to wake up dead?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on December 15, 2010, 10:17:19 PM
Why is it so warm in Tampa right now?  :blink:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 15, 2010, 10:32:33 PM
Because i turned up our heater  :P

Why do the streets of Tampa stop and go all over the place? :wacko:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on December 16, 2010, 12:17:29 PM
Just because.  :dunno:

Do I own a 3DO? If so, which one?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on December 23, 2010, 02:09:23 PM
The best one, maybe?

Why is the sky blue? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike on December 23, 2010, 04:49:09 PM
Because it is.

Why can you be 'under the weather' but not over it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 23, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
Going over the weather is what makes people feel sad and depressed, so stay under it!

Do i need any physical therapy? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on December 23, 2010, 05:34:33 PM
No, but Totodile does.


Why haven't I gotten a job yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 23, 2010, 11:15:03 PM
Because I didn't.

Is The Weather Channel brought to you by your cable or satellite provider?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TheTWCman on December 24, 2010, 12:01:40 PM
Neither, I live in England.  :bleh:

"Look ma, I'm roadkill"

Did I just type "Look ma, I'm roadkill"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 28, 2010, 11:48:45 PM
No, you typed a post.

Do woodchucks chuck wood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 28, 2010, 11:50:37 PM
naww!

Are the April 06, Nov 06, Feb 07 and April 07 lists posted on weather.com?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 28, 2010, 11:58:19 PM
No, theyre posted on Taiganet

Is the new emulator version out of beta yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 29, 2010, 12:05:18 PM
Yeah, it has been for 2 years.

Does it snow in Miami?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 29, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
It's snowing there now.

When will summer come?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Bryan on December 29, 2010, 01:38:12 PM
Why do Football players need to tackle each other?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on December 29, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
Because they need anger management.

Why don't pigs fly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 29, 2010, 02:30:53 PM
Because pigs dont fly

Which way leads towards the road to venlo so i can go south of the market?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 12:25:30 AM
The Deux Cafe.

Can I Google your Yahoo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 30, 2010, 12:27:46 AM
Try binging it instead

Is the south really a haven?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
Nowhere in MI is a haven...

Is New Jersey really new?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 30, 2010, 12:31:14 AM
Seems as old as can be to me :dunno:

Is my house bright?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 12:32:34 AM
No, it's a dim house.

Is my link sudden?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 30, 2010, 12:34:36 AM
No, but your sudden is link

can my LAN sing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 12:37:40 AM
No, only WEPs can.

Do modems have a mode?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 30, 2010, 12:38:44 AM
No, they have a route

How much land do i own?  (:P)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on December 30, 2010, 02:15:55 AM
I see what you did there.

Am I allowed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 12:18:19 PM
Never

Are you a droid app?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on December 30, 2010, 12:26:01 PM
idk

do you tap into the app?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on December 30, 2010, 12:27:56 PM
No, I click into the app.

Did I die in 1996?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on December 30, 2010, 12:34:29 PM
No.

Do hamburgers have ham?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on December 30, 2010, 12:38:16 PM
No, they have cows

Is Tampa the city by the bay?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on December 30, 2010, 04:25:42 PM
You live there, you should you know. :P

Do you need us, The Weather Channel, for everything you do?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on December 30, 2010, 09:43:58 PM
Not anymore.

How much longer is TWC going to call weather.com "new," and does it really make my life a breeze?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on December 30, 2010, 10:03:49 PM
Until the "breeze" dies down.

Why can't there be sleet in summer and hail in winter?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on January 14, 2011, 03:31:56 PM
It is too hot in summer and too cold in winter.

Why can't I realise I'm fighting for my life?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on January 14, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
Because you can't realize.

Does weather.com make your life a breeze?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 14, 2011, 05:03:33 PM
There's been no breeze here in over a month.

Why does it seem that everyone I know is clueless?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Eric on January 14, 2011, 05:05:45 PM
Because you're looking in the ballroom instead of the kitchen.

Why can't there be real canals on Mars?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 14, 2011, 05:11:22 PM
Have the humans settled yet? :whistling:

Is nintendo like tae kwon do for gamers?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 15, 2011, 11:54:53 AM
No it's deja vu

Should I Wait a Minute before I head to Blue Avenue West?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 15, 2011, 12:02:59 PM
Yes. Don't forget to pick up some Texas Toast on the way there. You'll also be Climbing Green Hills and Taking Flight.

Ooh, can I have some?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on January 15, 2011, 01:16:22 PM
No, and quit drooling at it. :P

Where's the snow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 15, 2011, 07:38:37 PM
In your imagination.

Where can I buy a WeatherStar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on January 15, 2011, 08:22:48 PM
I have several, so you can buy them from me.

Is TWC "Primed for Excitement"?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 21, 2011, 06:41:27 AM
No, they're primed for porn ;)

Does Comcast suck?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 21, 2011, 07:04:03 AM
Why wouldnt they?

Am i at school? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on January 21, 2011, 08:16:39 AM
No, there's 7" of fresh snow in Tampa!

Why is ice slippery?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 21, 2011, 09:52:37 AM
Cause snow is fluffy

Should I thank heaven for 7-Eleven or run on Dunkin?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on January 21, 2011, 11:34:38 AM
Run on Dunkin

Is Flick and a Forecast still on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 21, 2011, 12:24:23 PM
No, I flicked it away with my fingers this morning

Have we had the lowest season to date snowfall of any season in my lifetime?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 21, 2011, 12:30:23 PM
No, we haven't.

Am I still at school?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 21, 2011, 01:30:37 PM
your sitting by me :P

Why was i up early today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 21, 2011, 01:48:57 PM
Because why waste your birthday on sleep when you can use that extra time to party!

Why does the ß symbol show up when ever I type alt-s on the Vision's Macs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on January 21, 2011, 01:51:04 PM
Because you're smart! (ß...see, now i'm smart, too!)

Why do I only have 2" of snow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: wxntrafficfan on January 21, 2011, 01:54:10 PM
Because I only have 3 or 4, and Mother Nature has apparently decided that this winter is not supposed to make sense.

Have I most likely had TWC HD for almost two years now but didn't know it for half that time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 22, 2011, 04:27:59 PM
No, Comcast waited for you to upgrade.

What is the fastest way to clear out the clutters?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 03, 2011, 11:07:31 AM
Just slide the clutters under the rug. :P

Will there be weather?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on February 03, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
There always is weather.

Does a crazy diamond shine?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on February 06, 2011, 08:32:36 AM
Only when it hears Pink Floyd music.

Why is water wet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 14, 2011, 03:54:55 PM
Because no water can run dry :whistling:

Is this a rhetorical question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on February 21, 2011, 07:00:38 PM
No

How do I patch KDE 2 under FreeBSD?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 22, 2011, 12:44:15 AM
I have no idea.

What's a sky? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on February 22, 2011, 09:03:51 AM
Is it like a ski?

Why don't you want a snowstorm?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on February 22, 2011, 07:41:45 PM
Because I have a phobia of marshmallows.

Who invented spoons?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on February 22, 2011, 08:31:31 PM
Issac Spoonison in ancient Egypt.

How can I hack bubblegum to turn into a candy of my choice whenever I ask it to?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 26, 2011, 06:18:18 PM
Just add water. :P

A sentence fragment?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 02, 2011, 05:15:33 PM
Nah, just a fragmented sentence.

If a 70-story skyscraper has no roof access, then how did Bill get on the roof?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on March 02, 2011, 09:22:55 PM
He has magical powers.

Why is chocolate milk brown?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 02, 2011, 09:24:30 PM
Because it is mixed in with mud

Can you drive from Tokyo to New York?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 02, 2011, 10:04:55 PM
No, because there is no road from Tokyo to New York.

When does the March playlist start?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 02, 2011, 10:07:29 PM
Whenever david arkenstone plays

is the carribean breeze a blowin'?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 03, 2011, 10:34:16 PM
no, the carribean breeze is carribean

Does iTunes play tunes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 03, 2011, 11:11:11 PM
No. They play mp4s.

Did Sesame Street sweep the Oscars?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 03, 2011, 11:14:58 PM
No. Reading Rainbow did.  :bleh:

Can you cook snow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 04, 2011, 03:48:16 PM
No, but you can freeze fire!

How far is the sun?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 04, 2011, 03:52:27 PM
From the sun

If I add H2 to Mars alongside its oxygen, will it be Water from Mars instead of oxygen from mars?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 04, 2011, 04:05:40 PM
No. It would be hydrogen peroxide from Mars. (H2O2)

If its 0000 Zulu, and a weather watch expires at 10:30 PM EST, then what area does the watch cover?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 06, 2011, 10:41:25 PM
The North Pole

Is a STAR with only a LOT8s bug and station ID the most boring star on the planet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 06, 2011, 10:43:40 PM
How could it be on earth? :dunno:

Are you an intelligent guy on Youtube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 06, 2011, 10:45:10 PM
No, I'm a bot on YouTube. :ninja:

Does the Tampa Bay really have an elevator?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 08, 2011, 09:51:11 AM
Yep, but at the moment, it's stuck just below the surface.

What's so new about New Jersey?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 08, 2011, 01:51:11 PM
I founded NJ yesterday :)

Does timothy live on drury lane ?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 08, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
No, he lives on Night Drive.  :P

Do dogs moo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 10, 2011, 09:26:00 PM
No, they meow.

Where is Blue Avenue West?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 10, 2011, 09:29:22 PM
Perpendicular to Red Boulevard East.

Does Santa live in the North Pole, or Santa Fe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 12, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
He lives halfway in between. :P

Does the Easter Bunny live at the South Pole? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on March 17, 2011, 07:58:42 PM
No, but he knows where bin Laden is  :fear:

What is π x π in full context?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 20, 2011, 07:55:33 PM
 :wow: ...I don't know. I just failed math.

Complete the sentence: rain in April, sun in May, and _______ in June and July.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 20, 2011, 08:10:10 PM
Jule lied to you? :blink: :P

Can you tell funny puns if your in a punny fun mood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 20, 2011, 08:13:15 PM
Of course you can.

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 20, 2011, 08:37:45 PM
Uh, you're excused.  :unsure:

Has winter began?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 20, 2011, 08:51:18 PM
In Australia

Is Peter Lik from the edge?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on March 21, 2011, 05:58:40 PM
How should I know?

Can you help me in English?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 21, 2011, 07:18:28 PM
How should I know?

Can you help me in English?
No my grammer too bad for English to help you. :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 22, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
No can form question with grammar either.

Have you seen anyone eat a subway sub in a subway car?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 22, 2011, 05:58:15 PM
Nope, but I've seen someone eat a subway car while in a sub. :P

Is TWC brought to you by your cable or satellite provider?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on March 26, 2011, 05:56:01 PM
Csaabellelite (say-bell-ite), a mix between cable and satellite.

What exact MM/DD/YYYY, hh:mm:ss did TWC air?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 26, 2011, 06:18:06 PM
How am I supposed to know?

How do I post here?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 26, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
You post.

Is it easy as pie?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 26, 2011, 07:38:42 PM
No, not pie, cake! :P

Are weathermen and meteorologists the same?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on March 27, 2011, 09:32:18 PM
I guess?

What type of engagement ring was Kim Perez given when her now-husband proposed to her?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 27, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
A 200 carat ring.

What is gravity?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on March 27, 2011, 10:55:40 PM
It is the resultant force on Earth's surface.

Who ate all the pies?

TOTPD! :dance:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 30, 2011, 04:42:31 PM
Pie-lover to the rescue.

Why is TWC shoving long-form up our throats?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 30, 2011, 08:45:36 PM
Because they having nothing left to shove up your....nevermind.  :rofl2: :bleh:

Why is Manhattan so manly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 30, 2011, 08:49:23 PM
Because there's no such thing as Ladyhatten.

Will TWC air rated-R movies that are irrelevant to weather in 2011?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 30, 2011, 10:59:54 PM
If they're gonna air a late night porn show, then sure, y not?! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike on March 31, 2011, 07:58:39 PM
To avoid the local KFC restaurant. Do seasons change?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on March 31, 2011, 08:11:25 PM
Only if I change the seasons.

Why did the guinea pig cross the road?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 31, 2011, 08:57:19 PM
He's in love with the chicken.

How come  :stupid:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 31, 2011, 08:59:29 PM
Because you decided to be.

Is Peter Lik an actor?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 31, 2011, 09:27:22 PM
How am I supposed to know?

How do you spell a?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 31, 2011, 10:15:30 PM
Hay

Is that Alexandra? look at how beautiful she is! :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 31, 2011, 10:35:39 PM
I dunno. Are big macs gd for u?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on April 01, 2011, 08:54:08 PM
No. Mega Macs are.

If god gives you lemons, what kind of drink can you make?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on April 01, 2011, 09:12:15 PM
No. Mega Macs are.

If god gives you lemons, what kind of drink can you make?
Well a Chocolate Milkshake usually, but today I'm thinking Apple Cider.

Why did the deer climb a tree?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 01, 2011, 09:48:30 PM
Because god called in sick today, so He needed the deer up above. Can humans fly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on April 01, 2011, 10:36:03 PM
Yes, I flew to Japan for Orange Chicken this morning.

When will the big black jet stream on twc's maps finally fall out of the sky?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 02, 2011, 01:05:51 PM
When there's another big graphic updates. Probably like, tomorrow.

Is Dr. Greg Forbes Storm Master G?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on April 02, 2011, 01:13:44 PM
No, Dr. Greg Forbes is Storm Master Which Rules The Universe And Decides What Town Gets Destroyed By The Next Tornado.

Is it fun to fly in an airplane with a giant hole in it?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/02/arizona.flight.diverted/index.html?hpt=C1 (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/02/arizona.flight.diverted/index.html?hpt=C1)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 02, 2011, 01:18:00 PM
Well, only if it has a hole in the engine, of course. :P

Are you a hero if you're a hero member?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 02, 2011, 01:51:46 PM
only if you make me superman

Do tsunamis hit Kansas City?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on April 02, 2011, 02:07:31 PM
Only when the children are bad.

When will it rain indoors?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 02, 2011, 02:16:48 PM
When it's raining really hard outdoors.

How many snowstorms have you ever saw in July?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on April 02, 2011, 02:42:41 PM
I've seen a ton in Siberia.

What is the Canadian catchphrase?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on April 17, 2011, 12:20:16 AM
I lift things up and put them down.

Are you asking for a challenge?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 17, 2011, 07:24:48 PM
Yep! You up for a challenge? :P

What happens when El Nino and La Nina meet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 17, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
The world will come to an end.

Did Bob Go to the Store?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on April 17, 2011, 10:02:52 PM
I guess so.

Explain a quasi linear convective system.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on April 17, 2011, 10:43:55 PM
Simple, it's a QLCS.

If it takes you 16 strokes to complete a par 4 hole, is that a good score?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on April 18, 2011, 12:10:11 AM
Even better than Tiger Woods!

What color is the blue sky?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 18, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
Green

Have I just lost the Game?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 18, 2011, 05:10:29 PM
No, you've just lost the game.

What color are all of the NBCU-owned channels' logos for Green is Universal this week?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on April 18, 2011, 05:35:48 PM
Purple and pink. :P

What does this mean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on April 18, 2011, 08:24:40 PM
It means a lot!

Is the Easter Bunny related to Bugs Bunny?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 18, 2011, 08:35:12 PM
No, but bugs are sure a pet peeve of mine

Is Tampa the city by the bay in Florida?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 18, 2011, 10:34:31 PM
It's a Patrick yandall song, so it depends on what he thinks. Do April showers bring may flowers?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 22, 2011, 11:12:47 PM
No, they bring December Snow

Did Eric Fisher go fishing?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: vanhalen1014 on April 23, 2011, 12:24:36 AM
No, they bring December Snow

Did Eric Fisher go fishing?
In 1999.
Why does TWC play The  :censored:-sie Chicks?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 23, 2011, 12:26:45 AM
They have always played them...so i can clearly see why you asked that :noexpression:


Are ray and john lynch related?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: vanhalen1014 on April 23, 2011, 12:28:07 AM
They have always played them...so i can clearly see why you asked that :noexpression:


Are ray and john lynch related?
Yes.
Why does Jim Cantore exaggerate everything?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 23, 2011, 01:02:34 AM
Because TWC <3 him

Why can't you divide by zero?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on April 25, 2011, 11:15:14 AM
Because zero is not a number!

Is Charlie Sheen winning?  :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 25, 2011, 11:17:14 AM
I heard hes whining


Is Pitts Berg related to Adam?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 27, 2011, 05:14:33 PM
Nope, but he's related to Jeff Morrow!

Have you heard about the bird?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on April 27, 2011, 05:17:11 PM
Yeah, a little bird told me about it.

What does :) mean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on April 27, 2011, 06:30:04 PM
 :) means  :club:

Why didn't the chicken cross the road this time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on April 27, 2011, 06:35:45 PM
The tornado took it across.

If someone were to tell me "you have no life," would I automatically drop dead and lose my life?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: vanhalen1014 on May 02, 2011, 08:58:31 PM
The tornado took it across.

If someone were to tell me "you have no life," would I automatically drop dead and lose my life?
Yes.
Is Jeff Morrow's birthday toM-O-R-R-O-W?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 02, 2011, 09:48:17 PM
It would be safe b/c there are marshmallows at the bottom.

What will happen if I play in traffic at night?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on May 03, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
You'll become a traffic light.

If Dr. Greg Forbes is Storm Master G, then is Jim Cantore Storm Master J?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on May 03, 2011, 07:05:50 PM
No. He is Storm Dr. J.  :P

What's up?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on May 03, 2011, 08:09:14 PM
The deep blue sea

Does your username represent the city you live in?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 03, 2011, 08:40:40 PM
I have no idea.

What's gravity? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on May 03, 2011, 08:58:35 PM
It's what's keeping us from falling. :P

Are you a rider of the ancient winds?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 04, 2011, 12:43:39 AM
Yes, I rode them this morning.

If its lightning, is it bad to stand in a puddle with an umbrella? I'll go find out  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: brbjambajuice on May 04, 2011, 10:45:46 PM
Nope!

I'm 12 and what is this?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on May 04, 2011, 11:43:40 PM
Youtube.
Should I be asleep now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 05, 2011, 02:44:59 AM
No, People run Marathons at this time of night.

Is it illegal to speak Whale?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on May 05, 2011, 12:21:57 PM
Whale is not a language.  :whistling2:

How is it Fun to Be Happy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: vanhalen1014 on May 05, 2011, 07:47:11 PM
Buy a Love Tractor.

Are you experienced?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on May 12, 2011, 05:23:41 PM
Yep. Have a PhD in Stupid.

Is YOUR washroom breeding Bolsheviks? (points to all who get this question)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 12, 2011, 06:18:40 PM
I don't get it, but yes it is.

Oh no! COULD THIS BE THE END? :fire:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 12, 2011, 06:22:03 PM
2012, here we come :)

Can I go to the Apple Store to fix my broken PC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 12, 2011, 06:35:59 PM
Nope, because yours is out of warranty. :bleh:

Where do I ride the Love Tractor?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 12, 2011, 10:26:51 PM
To harvest your corn.

Does Kesha really want you to take it off?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on May 12, 2011, 10:32:53 PM
Yeah, but not gonna do it for her.

Whose line is it anyway?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: vanhalen1014 on May 12, 2011, 11:10:05 PM
My line.

How can Ryan Farish Run to You?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on May 25, 2011, 12:02:57 PM
By Chasing the Sun.

Isn't "Friday" by Rebecca Black the best song ever?  :dance:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Jonathon on May 25, 2011, 03:27:43 PM
No, it makes my ears bleed


Is it a good idea to get zapped by lightning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 25, 2011, 04:06:02 PM
Yeah! I do every day after school!

Isn't it wonderful not having severe weather? (sarcasm of course)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 28, 2011, 11:43:47 PM
Of course it is!

Do you believe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on May 28, 2011, 11:47:59 PM
trammell does

hows the weather in lincoln park today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on May 28, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
I'll decide when I start caring.

What's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on May 29, 2011, 12:00:32 AM
The neck is red.

Why does Al Roker act like he is smart?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 29, 2011, 12:34:19 AM
His face might explain. xD  Can I call 911 if my dog ate my homework?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 29, 2011, 01:21:41 AM
No, you need to call 311.

Can I ask for a burger, medium fries, and a Coke at a bookstore?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 08, 2011, 06:23:02 PM
If there's a book with that title, sure!

Should I sell medication with biggg needle?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 08, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
aye chi papas!

are solar flares a worry?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on June 08, 2011, 10:23:42 PM
They Kill Kittens!

Where is the weather?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 08, 2011, 11:28:56 PM
In your dreams! :P

Do you see what I did there?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 09, 2011, 12:21:13 AM
Yus I do! Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 09, 2011, 08:08:38 AM
I painted it blue during kindergarten and left it that way as it's my favorite color.

Is it a good idea to turn left when there's a one-way sign pointing towards the right?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 09, 2011, 10:30:34 AM
Yes, just turn onto the shoulder

Does the iPhone suck?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 09, 2011, 11:07:38 AM
iPhones arent vaacum cleaners :P

what is school?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on June 09, 2011, 12:41:08 PM
I've never heard of school.  :dunno:

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 09, 2011, 03:12:23 PM
At TWC.

Was cola invented in Pensacola?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 09, 2011, 03:18:13 PM
let me ask Stephen :whistling:

do i use proper grammar at random?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 10, 2011, 11:03:55 PM
IDK

Is a heat advisory in effect?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 10, 2011, 11:28:09 PM
IDK

Is a heat advisory in effect?

Not yet, surprised that there isn't.

Is Apple worthy to have a large fanbase?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 11, 2011, 09:02:20 AM
Depends how many teachers are part of the fanbase. Does a car need gas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 12, 2011, 02:07:29 PM
Yeah, unless it doesn't run on gas.

What is the number to 9-1-1?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 12, 2011, 02:10:10 PM
buttered toast!

Am i TWCZach on Youtube?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 12, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
eleventy - one

Can I take notes in a notebook?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 12, 2011, 02:11:21 PM
sure, just write them to your friends i guess :dunno:

did you and i post almost at the same time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 12, 2011, 02:44:29 PM
Two minds are better than one.

should a baby be wearing a diaper?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 13, 2011, 08:05:26 AM
No, a baby should wear Pampers.

Am I posting this from the school's computer lab?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 13, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
No. You're posting directly from your mind. :thrilled:

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 13, 2011, 09:14:51 AM
hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic!

hugargggg ??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 13, 2011, 09:24:19 AM
Carburator!

Is a carburator an emoticon by itself?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 13, 2011, 04:04:02 PM
yesh

Truck drivers aren't supposed to cry?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on June 14, 2011, 12:00:50 AM
They can, but they better know how to drive.

Why are there 1,000 stupid questions on this thread?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 14, 2011, 12:22:31 AM
Because this is post is # -∞ :dunno:

ZOMG what?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 14, 2011, 06:28:19 AM
zomfg hai

Say what?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 14, 2011, 10:53:39 AM
Whatever. Why is las Vegas called sin city?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on June 14, 2011, 04:00:52 PM
Because sin-sin-city (Cincinnati) was already taken.

Do you push to start?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 14, 2011, 04:01:29 PM
No, you start to push!

Do you own an XL?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on June 14, 2011, 04:04:02 PM
No, but my TV does.

Does Brian Hughes say Oh Yeah!?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 14, 2011, 05:02:09 PM
Maybe.

Are you obsessed with Brian Hughes' music?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 15, 2011, 11:18:08 PM
You as in me? No

Will Scott Williams destroy a barn?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 15, 2011, 11:19:30 PM
yo! just cuz hes a met doesnt mean he cant be a bball player!

hugargggg?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 15, 2011, 11:20:09 PM
carburator !

scuzzball ??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 15, 2011, 11:21:23 PM
aye chi papas!

free scoops ??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 15, 2011, 11:22:09 PM
Yes, for everyone!

Do I get a scoop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcfan68 on June 19, 2011, 12:35:03 PM
In your dreams.  B)

Do I have to stop the car, or are you going to behave now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2011, 12:35:55 PM
MOMMY!

Did you and i battle an hour ago? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcfan68 on June 19, 2011, 01:38:52 PM
We sure did! It was fun. :)

Why does the sky have acne at night?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 19, 2011, 02:01:57 PM
The sky has gone through puberty!

Was my previous post deleted?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2011, 02:04:39 PM
I didnt know you posted :blink:

Did i post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 19, 2011, 02:06:15 PM
(I did post, I guess it didn't go through b/c my internet is a tad slow)

and Zach, no I see no post :P

Am I goin to stop at Chincoteague, VA tomorrow?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2011, 02:17:13 PM
Chink a whatchamacallit? :blink:

(and Vic, i was playing the game.. i knew you posted ;))

Or wait, did i know? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 19, 2011, 02:53:27 PM
Well it didn't have to be removed because it was nothing more than a sarcastic remark :rolleyes: And Zach, I actually will be going to Chincoteague - will head to the Chesapeake Bay area tomorrow and will try to get some TWC clips at my motel. I hope they don't have satellite.

and yes, you did know.

Is Beyonce Crazy in Love?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on June 19, 2011, 03:07:25 PM
I guess so, since she's married.

Can a wishbone give physical therapy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2011, 03:09:10 PM
lemme phone Terry, he has to know :D

Does kenny brooks live above the clouds?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 19, 2011, 03:38:43 PM
nope, he went solar sailing in the universe

Is 90s Nickelodeon back?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 19, 2011, 06:49:21 PM
Come back 12-21 years ago. :bleh:

Is Weather Center Live live?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 19, 2011, 06:50:49 PM
Nah, its always recorded :dunno:

Is there emphasis on First is F1rst Outlook?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on June 20, 2011, 02:02:42 PM
Because its the first show?
Why does my weather station say its raining while its sunny out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 20, 2011, 02:19:37 PM
Because it's raining in the weather station? :huh:

If I was gonna buy a hamburger, would you like one too?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 20, 2011, 02:20:28 PM
Nah, buy a vowel instead

Do my cousins write music because their ages are 7 and 5?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on June 20, 2011, 02:22:33 PM
Yes, they may as well write with Ryan farish!

Does Apple make apples?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on June 20, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
Yes, Macintosh.

If I just ate a sandwich, where is it now?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 21, 2011, 07:26:43 PM
The blood

If 2(x)2(=)6 and 2(+)2(=)4, what is 2(/)2?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on June 21, 2011, 08:11:28 PM
22.  :P

Who wants to be a millionaire?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on June 21, 2011, 08:16:57 PM
Jim Cantore.
 
Will TWC ever show sports?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 21, 2011, 08:19:01 PM
Yeah, those started tonight :dunno:

Do i create XL emulations too much?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 21, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
Not enough, I'm gonna have to cut your pay.  :P

What does rain taste like?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 21, 2011, 08:35:31 PM
Like marshmallows.

Lorem ipsum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 22, 2011, 10:05:30 PM
Blargen-schnomivel nocliffe.

Winning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 23, 2011, 10:27:05 AM
You just lost the game. Will TWC use Layla on the July playlist?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on June 23, 2011, 11:37:19 AM
Yes, wouldn't have a doubt.

Did Eric Clapton break up with Layla?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on June 23, 2011, 12:17:00 PM
Yeah, Layla left him for Derek and the Dominoes.   :o

What is the square root of 0?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 23, 2011, 01:40:27 PM
0 isn't shaped like a square. :unsure:

Can I get a perfect SAT score by doing the Alaska Dance? :rofl2:
Alaska, 48 ~ America's Got Talent 2011, Seattle Auditions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lfqJKGQTs#ws)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 23, 2011, 02:24:50 PM
Yes, just as horseradish is.

 :censored:?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 23, 2011, 02:45:09 PM
Flip, what the zip? (I dont watch that show btw.. though i know where it originates, i have friends who say it :P)

Scoops?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on June 24, 2011, 01:47:48 PM
For hoops

Can you google up google?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 24, 2011, 02:16:02 PM
Nah, bing!

Becauses its not google?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on June 25, 2011, 12:52:53 AM
I guess?  :cry3: I dun understand!!!

Party, Disco, Food?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 08, 2011, 04:04:45 PM
I'll take that!

Is Eric Clapton a professional clapper?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 08, 2011, 11:18:39 PM
Ya. Does Paul Tegel ask a lot of questions?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on July 11, 2011, 12:12:54 AM
Yeah he likes to ask lots of questions overnight.

Is Kim Cunningham related to Kim Perez?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 12, 2011, 01:37:21 PM
No, I have no idea who they are.

Can Paul Taylor say no more from his moment of truth?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on July 12, 2011, 08:30:57 PM
Yeah, that appears to be on the horizon.

When Jesse cooks, do the pots rattle and burn?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 12, 2011, 10:13:34 PM
Only when the love of his life, Layla, arrives. See what Im  sayin??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on July 12, 2011, 11:13:44 PM
Yep, with Perfect Clarity.

Is the earth flat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on July 13, 2011, 02:43:53 PM
No, it's square

Do I have DirecTV?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 13, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
You have the power of 10. No dip, Trevor.

Do they call me Tater Salad???
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on July 13, 2011, 03:15:26 PM
You have the power of 10. No dip, Trevor.

Do they call me Tater Salad???

Of course! I mean, you are the one and only Ron White :D

Has my Facebook been hacked before?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 13, 2011, 03:46:33 PM
What's a facebook?

Is trolling fun?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on July 13, 2011, 10:31:11 PM
What's a facebook?

Is trolling fun?
Yes, it is!  :yes:
 
What's a Twitter?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 14, 2011, 10:06:33 AM
Your mind's ninth eye.


Do Scottish people talk funny???
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on July 19, 2011, 01:19:55 AM
Who the heck knows?!

Would you ever want to live in Weather Center Live City (that "city" in its graphics)?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 19, 2011, 09:44:57 AM
Only if Tater Salad is there  :D

Do they call me Mello Yello??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Bryan on July 19, 2011, 08:21:25 PM
Is George Lopez's eyes going to pop out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on July 20, 2011, 09:29:58 AM
Is George Lopez's eyes going to pop out?


(http://smallscreenscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/george-lopez.png) Do I even have to answer it?

Did Bryan not answer the last post?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on July 20, 2011, 09:42:01 AM
No, you did.

Is it my mai money, do I really need it NAO?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 20, 2011, 10:50:44 AM
What you need is on the menu.


What was Willis talking about??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on July 20, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
People always saying "What'chu talkin' about, Willis?"

Is this a random comment from Youtube?
"i like to sit in the corner of my room and pretend to be a carrot"
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on July 20, 2011, 10:01:34 PM
What you need is on the menu.


What was Willis talking about??
He was talking about why the sky is blue.
 
So why is it blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 20, 2011, 10:03:17 PM
Because toast always land sunny side up. :biggrin:

Did Bono find what he was looking for??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on July 21, 2011, 07:41:44 PM
Not that I've heard of.

Are you in The Situation Room?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on July 22, 2011, 11:22:39 PM
Not that I've heard of.

Are you in The Situation Room?
No, I'm on the set of CNN's version of The Situation Room!
 
Why does it rain?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 22, 2011, 11:51:36 PM
Because rain is inevitable, so are vending machines. Am I angry that I don't have teennick, therefore unable to see the 90s nickelodeon blocks?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: twcctornado77 on July 23, 2011, 03:21:05 PM
80s is king.


Do I see dead people??
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 19, 2011, 04:00:19 PM
Yes you do :O

What is 2000+1500?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on November 19, 2011, 04:01:44 PM
3100, of course.

Am I seeing a new baby in the horizon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on November 24, 2011, 12:28:46 PM
No, that's a Koala there.

Why did they put me on the short bus?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on November 24, 2011, 01:07:44 PM
Because you're the smartest one in the world.

Why am I drinking Coke?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on November 24, 2011, 01:46:05 PM
Because you want your kidneys to die.

Why shouldn't you set your hair on fire?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on November 24, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
Because you lost your wits, yeah.

Why should the kids with the Pumped Up Kicks run?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on November 24, 2011, 05:50:02 PM
Because the gun is coming?

How many hurricanes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on November 24, 2011, 06:40:58 PM
One, but it would screw it up. :P

Who shot JR?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on November 24, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
XL.

Why is everyone playing this game on a national holiday? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on November 24, 2011, 08:19:32 PM
The turkey is psychedelic, yo.

Root beer? What is it? The beer of the root? What root?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on November 26, 2011, 05:43:08 PM
Its the root of the Beer Cactus from the deserts of Australia?

How many cacti does it take to get to the center of the earth?


Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on November 26, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
If my definition of the world was correct, just half a Mojave.

If Bing is Google's brother, who is Google's sister?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on November 26, 2011, 09:49:17 PM
Google Custom Search.

A chihuahua barks. What do you hear?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on November 26, 2011, 10:19:04 PM
Moooooooo.

I know you are but what am I?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on November 26, 2011, 10:54:17 PM
A fish stick!

Why did Lois say "Peter did you xerox your _______?"
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on November 28, 2011, 02:15:32 PM
Because she has serious issues.

Who now do you love?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on November 29, 2011, 06:50:58 PM
Kiearra.


Zune vs. iPod in a duel. Who wins?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on November 29, 2011, 07:21:44 PM
Zune, because anything with a "z" in its name trumps all.

Why must I use Lemon Pledge?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 29, 2011, 09:30:46 PM
Because Billy Mays prefers Orange Glo.

Do you need a cabinet full of cleaners?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on November 30, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
If you're a mysophobe. :P

Should I jump out the window?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on December 01, 2011, 04:29:54 PM
If you'd like to die, as to die is to gain.


Should I just stand in front of a diesel pipe and inhale deeply for a half minute?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on December 06, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
No, for ten minutes, it will make your life successful.  :thumbsup:

Should I attempt to be a squirrel and jump from tree to tree in the night?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 21, 2012, 10:26:17 PM
I don't see why not.

Why is it that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 22, 2012, 12:22:25 AM
I don't see why not.

Why is it that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”?
Wow, no wonder stress in this country is at an all-time high. :o

Why couldn't the chick with cataracts go on a blind date?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on January 27, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
It was too EYEronic.


How much wood couldn't a woodchuck not chuck since they already can't chuck wood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on January 28, 2012, 07:03:06 PM
An infinite amount of wood isn't chucked.

Why does it always get windy when you stand next to a fan that is turned on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 28, 2012, 07:09:01 PM
Because you control the fan of the Earth.

Why name an animal a whale shark?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 28, 2012, 07:26:28 PM
Because its a shark that looks like a whale.

What's 2-1?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 28, 2012, 07:45:09 PM
Whatever 2-1 is.. :dunno:

What is 2-1?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 28, 2012, 08:10:20 PM
Chuck Norris.

What are books?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 28, 2012, 08:22:23 PM
Book's are the items you wipe you bottom with.

What are puddin' pops?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 28, 2012, 08:49:39 PM
I don't know, but they taste like burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road instead of taking the bus?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 28, 2012, 09:19:09 PM
Because it wanted to become roadkill.

What are adult toys?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 28, 2012, 09:24:29 PM
Adult Toys are the items you hide from your kids and have fun on while they're out.

Why are there nuts in my ice cream?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 28, 2012, 09:32:55 PM
The ice cream factory hired chipmunks to make their products.

What are calculators used for?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 28, 2012, 09:39:23 PM
What type of calculator do you speak of?

Was it my birthday a week ago?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 28, 2012, 09:40:14 PM
It's possible. I only was told that you were going to be gone b/c of it. :P

Why does my Asian teacher think it's funny when she farts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 12:30:01 AM
Think twice about eating sushi.

Did Oprah Winfrey visit the Taj Mahal 2 weeks ago?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 29, 2012, 12:02:45 PM
No, she visited my house.

Does Dr. Phil think you're nuts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 29, 2012, 12:39:31 PM
No, he just likes them.

How many sneeze's does it take to get to the center of the nasal system?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 29, 2012, 01:01:53 PM
If you're really good, not a single one.

If I say 200, what do you not say?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 01:28:23 PM
pie. :D.  Am I posting this from my itouch?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on January 29, 2012, 04:10:04 PM
Maybe.
 
Is it possible to microwave a WeatherStar Jr. unit?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 04:24:17 PM
Only if the Weatherstar Jr is a new flavor of Toaster Strudels

What happened in April?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 29, 2012, 06:55:28 PM
I pooted.

How many plane rides does it take to get to the center of the earth?  :rofl: (HINT: Go into the sky and fly downwards towards the earth... that'll take you far!)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 07:10:54 PM
Uhh...365? :unsure:

Is Atlanta located in South Africa?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 29, 2012, 07:20:39 PM
Yes, since we did sign Georgia over to them, although Texas deserved it more.

Speaking of which, why don't you mess with Texas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 07:25:08 PM
Because I haven't had a good enough  BBQ to mess with that place yet :D

Can I speak americano?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 29, 2012, 09:10:49 PM
T-bot does not compute...(http://www.facebooksmileysemoticons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/24-facebook-emoticons.jpg)

Why would I go out of my way to post a smiley that doesn't exist on this forum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 29, 2012, 09:18:00 PM
Because T-bot could compute that

When did you go to jail?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 29, 2012, 09:20:34 PM
Wrong person, dude.

Why is everyone posting references to the judge judy soundboard in this thread?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on January 29, 2012, 09:25:09 PM
I have no idea...

What is TWiT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 29, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
Twitter

27?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 29, 2012, 09:35:04 PM
1,643,735.

Is it always sunny in Philadelphia?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 29, 2012, 09:40:04 PM
Only when God isn't using the restroom.

How do I get to Main Street?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 10:06:19 PM
By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on January 29, 2012, 10:15:27 PM

By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?


Because it probably was green at one time before the ice came in and took over to destroy the "global warming" theory.


Why do I eat morons like you for breakfast, and what am I referring to?

pie. :D .  Am I posting this from my itouch?


Off topic joke I heard - Apple had plans that were messed up when the FBI caught them making the new iPod Touch for kids, called "iTouch Kids."
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 29, 2012, 10:27:30 PM

By crossing the road.

Why is Greenland not green?


Because it probably was green at one time before the ice came in and took over to destroy the "global warming" theory.


Why do I eat morons like you for breakfast, and what am I referring to?

pie. :D .  Am I posting this from my itouch?


Off topic joke I heard - Apple had plans that were messed up when the FBI caught them making the new iPod Touch for kids, called "iTouch Kids."
Because Miss Cleo loves her morons with extra salt. :D

and LOL Austin, I wouldnt be surprised in that case.

Did you just lose the game?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on January 30, 2012, 07:58:44 AM
No, you did.


P^2 x O^2?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 31, 2012, 08:44:59 AM
Who knows??

Do people overuse the word “swag”?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on January 31, 2012, 11:23:05 AM
What the swag does that mean?

Why are you excited?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 31, 2012, 04:54:03 PM
Not sure...

Why are you pregnant?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 31, 2012, 05:51:56 PM
I'm not a tranny...

Does it feel like March today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on January 31, 2012, 08:37:53 PM
Nope, it feels like Dejanoveburary. A mix of December, January, November, and February.


Valentines Day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on January 31, 2012, 09:55:24 PM
It's not an official holiday.

What would happen if you heat up a sandwich in a wrapping containing aluminum in the microwave for a minute?  (I accidentally did this one day when I was a kid. :blushing:)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 31, 2012, 10:01:26 PM
You'll get popcorn.

How come it's so dark outside right now? :hmm:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 01, 2012, 01:31:44 AM
I ate the moon by accident

Is NBC a local channel?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on February 01, 2012, 02:10:42 AM
Yeah, the Nantucket Broadcast Company.

What does love have to do with it?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Austin M. on February 01, 2012, 07:16:03 AM
Nothing. Nothing at all.


Prekoytyet menya?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 01, 2012, 07:40:51 AM
Menya Business!


What happens when you burn files? Do they catch on fire?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 01, 2012, 09:31:04 PM
Depends on if their files on a computer or files you put in a cabinet  :dunno:

Can I see that the forums are back? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 01, 2012, 09:32:54 PM
No, you're blinded by the light.

Where is my taco?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 01, 2012, 09:35:37 PM
Over by the bell at the school

My friend is Thur.. is tomorrow his day? :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 01, 2012, 09:56:00 PM
No, tomorrow is my day!

Does Bernie Williams chill in the west?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on February 01, 2012, 10:10:46 PM
Why do I care about Bernie Williams?

Does the sun set near Flagstaff, Arizona?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 01, 2012, 11:11:27 PM
More like Sunset Harbor FL

Is tomorrow Thirsty Thursdays? :D
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 06, 2012, 02:52:52 PM
No, tomorrow is Sleepy Sundays :P

Does Pep Boys do everything for less?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 06, 2012, 02:56:54 PM
What's a pep boy?

(OT: Seriously though, I forgot about them.. they used to advertise on TV a lot in the late 90s/early 00s here but dont anymore O_o)

What is a pep boy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 06, 2012, 02:58:43 PM
A boy who sells pepper? :unsure:

It's been mild here lately... am I still in NJ? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 06, 2012, 03:14:06 PM
Nah, you're in Maine. :P

Am I in Maine or what? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on February 06, 2012, 03:43:16 PM
Yeah, Portland.

Why isn't it snowing in Florida?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 06, 2012, 07:48:38 PM
Because Florida is overrated.

Can you own a luxury mansion, private island, private jet, and yacht by making $1 a day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on February 06, 2012, 08:04:05 PM
Sure you can. Ask any CEO.

How short was Napolean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 06, 2012, 09:02:50 PM
As short as Napoleon Dynamite.

What just happened?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 08, 2012, 07:28:34 PM
What is what and where and why?

Does Ryan Farish want you to come into his world?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 08, 2012, 07:57:30 PM
No, he wants you to put your groovemension on.

Is gracias a spanish word?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 08, 2012, 08:27:01 PM
Je ne sais pas, Je prefer Francais.

Does America have high speed rail?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 08, 2012, 08:30:29 PM
Only in Florida.. :club:

Who are you?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 08, 2012, 08:36:24 PM
Baba O'Riely

Do I need physical therapy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 08, 2012, 08:43:00 PM
Only if you hurt yourself.

How many bites does it take to get to the center of the doughnut?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 08, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
And how do you think I would answer that? :P

Should I take electronics into the bathtub?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Bryan on February 16, 2012, 08:35:55 PM
Is Gorilla Glue made from real Gorillas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 16, 2012, 09:08:05 PM
I assume so. :dunno:

Is Bryan playing the game by the rules? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 16, 2012, 10:33:33 PM
Yes

D'OH! Is that the actual airport code for Doha, Qatar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on February 17, 2012, 01:33:21 AM
Yes, indeed!  :yes:

If you are from Atlanta, does that mean you are Atlantic?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on February 17, 2012, 02:46:24 AM
In Narnia, yes.

Are purple mountains majestic?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 17, 2012, 01:57:29 PM
Only if you pay cash to hear that.

Is the name "Super Duper Doppler 4000 with Advanced Track Precision" a long enough name?  :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 17, 2012, 05:59:20 PM
Are you nuts?

Is Auckland an "awkward" place?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 25, 2012, 04:18:34 PM
My sources say that is straight from the dunny. :P

Is that Ryan Farish's voice in Come Into My World?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on February 25, 2012, 04:50:49 PM
Seems like it.

Am I always making changes to my CC screen? :dunno:

(Off topic: I actually made changes today, if you click the link in my sig, you'll see :P)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 01, 2012, 12:43:07 AM
No; you haven't made any changes to it since before you were born!

☭?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 01, 2012, 12:51:34 AM
CHING CHONG CHO CHINGGHY CHONG BONG BONG TU SHO NA NA NA HIE.

What was that?  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 01, 2012, 05:07:17 AM
൪!

^What was that? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 01, 2012, 06:28:47 PM
^IDK



^What's this??? Hint: It's not the Nazi sign, the Nazi sign would go the other way.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on March 02, 2012, 07:01:21 PM
No idea, and I don't want to know.

Administrative Note:  This game is about asking stupid questions, and the last several posts here don't strike me as following that theme properly.  I don't consider asking "What's this or that?" as stupid.  It can lead to more problems than anything, which I won't tolerate if it goes into offending others. :hammer:


Resuming the game to normal now:  Why is it always harder to go upstairs than downstairs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 02, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
Need I explain that in terms of physics terminology or everyday terminology? :P

Is it possible to defy physics?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 02, 2012, 07:10:48 PM
No, but you can try falling up a flight of stairs :P


Why do tornadoes damage homes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 05, 2012, 11:58:48 PM
Because they have no soul! :devil:

Why do people forget that the sun shines?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 06, 2012, 12:03:18 AM
Because they stare into it for too long.  :whistling: *Mutters to himself "Idiots!"*

Why do I have gas?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on March 06, 2012, 06:43:47 PM
Too many Bean Burritos perhaps... :whistling:

Is it safe to wear green after St. Patrick's Day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 19, 2012, 10:07:55 PM
Not if you're an OCM :P

So how are you doing overall?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 19, 2012, 10:24:41 PM
I don't wear overalls...

If i dont use the greenscreen in my room anymore, then why do I still have it up? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on March 19, 2012, 10:25:36 PM
Because Servine is green? :P

is FiOS an operating system? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 19, 2012, 10:26:48 PM
It's fiber-optics isn't it?

What is adult novelty?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 19, 2012, 10:30:45 PM
I'd rather not explain...

Does love reign o'er me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 19, 2012, 10:57:53 PM
Love reigns over everyone! :P

Dost thou bite thy thumb at me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 20, 2012, 02:21:21 PM
No, thy only bite thy thumb  :bleh:

Is this a stupid question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on March 20, 2012, 04:31:24 PM
No.
Is answering "no" to a stupid question considered to be stupid?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 20, 2012, 04:37:26 PM
Only if it's the wrong answer.

Why did I fall down the stairs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 20, 2012, 05:27:03 PM
No.
Is answering "no" to a stupid question considered to be stupid?
Just to correct you, you answered no when I asked if it was a stupid but then later you imply that it is a stupid question.


Anyway, going back on topic,
Maybe because you tripped.

Why is the sky green?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 20, 2012, 05:31:29 PM
Look out west and you'll know why.

What's the difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Bryan on March 20, 2012, 08:30:22 PM
Do dogs lay eggs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 21, 2012, 05:07:25 AM
Do dogs lay eggs?
Bryan, this is like the fourth or fifth time you've done this, but you have to answer the question above and then ask away. ;)

What's the difference between a wallaby and a kangaroo?
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way?

Has anyone found Nemo yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 21, 2012, 07:54:14 AM
Yeah. He and I touched the butt earlier!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on March 21, 2012, 08:35:59 AM
Let's try to ask a question next time...

Do iPads sing songs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on March 21, 2012, 01:24:21 PM
If there's a sing button on that iPad, I guess it could.

Administrative Note:  Everyone, please follow the rules of the games as I've seen a few repeat violations from several members lately, including the two posts above from Bryan and Donovan.  Warnings can be issued for people who repeatedly do not follow the rules and cause disruptions to others.  Thank you.

Now back to the regular game:  Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 21, 2012, 03:13:37 PM
I remember my parents telling me that one. Of course its Grant's!

Which weighs more? A pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 21, 2012, 03:33:43 PM
Neither. A pound of arrogance.

Why is Morgan Freeman such a good actor?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 21, 2012, 04:12:57 PM
Seriously? It's just a game and I missed the question. I'm sorry guys.

Because he is on the Science Channel...

Why does the sky not fall?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 21, 2012, 04:25:50 PM
For the same reason that we don't float probably.

Is this the game room?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on March 21, 2012, 08:01:49 PM
Neither. A pound of arrogance.
Wait a minute. Was I called arrogant because I said where I've heard it from or I said "Of course"? I didn't mean it in any harsh manor. It may have looked like it, I'll agree but some of you need to understand that you can't judge somebody's tone just by what they type on their keyboard. That's not my job because, technically, I can say what I want to say (with some limits), it's up to you to interpret what tone I'm using. Just understand this from here on out, I don't have an attitude towards anybody online, and I'm sorry if it appears that way. So every time when it seems like I have an attitude, I don't. Not trying to really play the blame game here, but I hope you guys understand that so there won't be further more conflict. Thanks for understanding.  :yes:

Back to the game,
Yes.

What planet do we live on?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on March 21, 2012, 08:13:19 PM
We live on Saturn, and I'm pretty sure plane852 was just joking with a silly answer.  I at least hope so.

Why is freezing rain cold?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: WeatherSTARIII on March 21, 2012, 09:35:01 PM
Because it comes from the freezer.
 
Why is there always hail durring a thunderstorm?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 21, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
that seems like news to me :huh:

Is Busch Gardens a place to go drink beer fresh from the garden?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on March 21, 2012, 09:43:28 PM
Of course, you would have to be insane not to!

Is it easy to make an internet cartoon show?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 21, 2012, 11:01:58 PM
Yes, you just tell your computer how to do it and walk away and it's done in a few minutes.

Would you egg the presidents house if you could?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on March 22, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
If I could I would do it with fish instead. How comes doras parents let their 5 year old daughter go anywhere she pleases without their supervision?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on March 22, 2012, 05:33:47 AM
Neither. A pound of arrogance.
Wait a minute. Was I called arrogant because I said where I've heard it from or I said "Of course"? I didn't mean it in any harsh manor. It may have looked like it, I'll agree but some of you need to understand that you can't judge somebody's tone just by what they type on their keyboard. That's not my job because, technically, I can say what I want to say (with some limits), it's up to you to interpret what tone I'm using. Just understand this from here on out, I don't have an attitude towards anybody online, and I'm sorry if it appears that way. So every time when it seems like I have an attitude, I don't. Not trying to really play the blame game here, but I hope you guys understand that so there won't be further more conflict. Thanks for understanding.  :yes:

Back to the game,
Yes.

What planet do we live on?

Craig, I apologize if you interpreted that as a response directly towards you. That was intended as a stupid answer and nothing more.  :biggrin:

Because Dora can kick anybody's tail in a heartbeat.

What is a tax on emotions called?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 23, 2012, 08:38:03 AM
Emotariff?

Why is everybody staring at me?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 23, 2012, 10:00:56 AM
Everyone is staring at you because you're throwing ice-cream cones?

Why does it feel so good outside?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 25, 2012, 01:52:33 AM
Donovan, put your clothes back on! :P

Where are mine?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on March 25, 2012, 02:02:41 AM
They went with the gold rush diggers into the mine (get it? :lol:)

Was that a bad pun above or what?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 25, 2012, 12:47:32 PM
Yes, indeed it was.  :rofl2:

Why do I smell like a hamburger today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on March 25, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
I don't know, but you probably need to put on deodorant.  :unsure:

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on March 25, 2012, 02:01:07 PM
Here he is!  :P

(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7558/scomet.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/841/scomet.jpg/)

Why did I answer your question with a picture?


Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on March 25, 2012, 02:28:49 PM
Because a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

Should I go to school naked? Last night's dream, apparently, told me that I should.
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on March 25, 2012, 07:27:37 PM
I'd recommend you didn't. We don't wanna see you on the news.  :bleh:

Why does the sun set?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 30, 2012, 06:24:58 PM
Because it sets itself to sleep.

Can I have it my way at Burger King? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on April 30, 2012, 06:27:08 PM
Only if you like it McDonald's way.

Does PennyPress print pennies?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 30, 2012, 07:08:08 PM
No, that's done by PennyGreen

Where can I find PennyGreen's secret recipe for a good lawn?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on April 30, 2012, 07:11:04 PM
Off of County Road 541 in Burlington, NJ  :)

IS YOUR LAWN LOOKING OOGLEY???
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on April 30, 2012, 07:13:30 PM
No, it's lookin' brown as apple pie. :thumbsup:

Why don't I post in the game threads much? :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on April 30, 2012, 08:35:03 PM
The Super Bowl is over..

Are you hidden?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on April 30, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
Yes

Is TWC a joke nowadays?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on April 30, 2012, 10:00:45 PM
^^ Yes!!!!

Does money grow on trees?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 01, 2012, 12:35:59 AM
Yes, it does, but at the cost of rising inflation rates…Oh well.

Is the $ legal tender?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 01, 2012, 12:48:59 AM
Depends how tender the meat is.

Is TWC's 30th anniversary coming up?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 09, 2012, 10:04:57 PM
I've got no clue.

What's a water?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 10, 2012, 12:04:59 AM
Wha....?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on May 10, 2012, 12:32:01 AM
100.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on May 10, 2012, 01:55:44 AM
Eat a choco taco

Do you See What I'm Sayin'?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on May 10, 2012, 10:01:27 PM
No, I can read what you're saying.

Do you believe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 18, 2012, 09:56:20 AM
No, only seeing is believing. Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on May 23, 2012, 07:28:55 PM
No, it just contains fish.

Who is the mayor of New York City in the daytime?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 23, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
His mother.

Is daytime television shown during the day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on May 23, 2012, 09:16:08 PM
They show TV during the daytime? :huh:

Do I have cable now or what?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on May 23, 2012, 10:20:14 PM
You have what.

Ever get the feeling you're not being watched?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 23, 2012, 11:45:51 PM
IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU! :P

Which goes first, the cereal or the milk?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on May 24, 2012, 12:33:59 AM
The bowl.

Why do they make medications for people who forget things when they'll probably just forget to take the medication in the first place?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 24, 2012, 05:14:46 PM
Short-term memory is a blessing.

How come cheesecake is not the signature menu item at The Cheesecake Factory?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCCraig on May 24, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
Because no one signed for it. :P

Is the Ring of Fire really on fire?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 24, 2012, 06:33:44 PM
No. It's really on Uranus!

If I quit my job during the recession, would i be nuts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on May 24, 2012, 07:06:32 PM
As nutty as a squirrel storing Jif.

Why is it so windy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 24, 2012, 09:27:35 PM
Because they don't call it the windy city walk for nothin'

How much for the stool?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 15, 2012, 04:27:18 PM
Just $19.99! :P

Why don't write from right to left?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on June 15, 2012, 05:33:47 PM
You no write right left, it very bad. You lose finger.

What make man thinks me speaks Chinese?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 30, 2012, 10:10:58 PM
Me so sorry. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vg7_gaVUd0#).

Why did I answer your question with a video?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on June 30, 2012, 10:25:43 PM
Where's the video?

Did Tavores accidently link to the wrong URL? :P
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on June 30, 2012, 10:31:01 PM
I have no clue what you're talking about... :unsure: :fear:

Why am I panicking about the last question?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 03, 2012, 12:40:56 AM
Because you didn't take your medication this morning. Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on July 03, 2012, 01:08:57 AM
Because children paint it blue in kindergarden.

What is a car?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on July 08, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
A large metal object with wheels.

Do you whine for your wine?  :bleh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 08, 2012, 11:55:57 AM
Is that even legal for me to do right now? :ermm: :P

What did Trammell do to TWC to get his music off of the emergency feed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 08, 2012, 12:37:32 PM
Something that was SRS BSNS. Could you watch an Eagles game at the Daytona Intl Speedway?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 08, 2012, 01:26:08 PM
Yes, on your iPad! Tap into the app!

How do you tap into the app? :thinking:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on July 08, 2012, 01:37:37 PM
...and now your Local on the 8s? :P

Wait, did I just reenact an LOT8s intro from 2010 there? :blink:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on July 08, 2012, 02:35:10 PM
I plead the fifth to that question. :bleh:

Should dogs be allowed to gamble in casinos?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 08, 2012, 02:40:09 PM
Depends. Does the average dog live to be 21? Might as well die of excitement on the slots :rofl2:  Does Vegas have casinos?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on July 08, 2012, 07:33:47 PM
No they don't. It is just a myth.  :unsure:

Does Georgia have peaches?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 08, 2012, 07:45:36 PM
No they have wildebeest. Is Temple University in Philly shaped like a temple?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on July 09, 2012, 01:35:20 PM
No, it's shaped like a building.

Am I obsessed with Univision's newscasts?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 09, 2012, 02:45:08 PM
No, it's shaped like a building.

Am I obsessed with Univision's newscasts?
Yes, blame Jackie Guerrido on that one :P

Are you a charasmatic applesauce?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on July 09, 2012, 02:49:43 PM
Um, no.

Why do people not know the difference between cloudy and partly cloudy? (They're no the same, people.)  :nono:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on July 09, 2012, 04:48:59 PM
Because in their world, they use the terms "overcast" and "fine."

Why is my world turning upside down?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on August 05, 2012, 01:23:45 PM
Because your side of the earth is upside down  :P

Do mice eat cheese?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 05, 2012, 01:25:17 PM
No, they eat yogurt. Are guinea pigs pigs?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on August 05, 2012, 09:38:41 PM
No they are rats.

Do hamburgers have ham?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 05, 2012, 09:41:28 PM
Duh. That's why the name is 'hamburger'  :yes:

Does the blue sky move away when it's night time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on August 06, 2012, 11:36:54 AM
Yes, because it's afraid of the dark  :P

What is the opposite word of stop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2012, 03:16:15 PM
Pots???

Is Tallahassee the capital of Manitoba?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 06, 2012, 04:30:26 PM
Probably.... or not.

Where is my taco?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2012, 04:45:19 PM
My piggy had it.

Why did Sally collect the seashells by the seashore?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 06, 2012, 05:33:28 PM
She needed money for college.

Why can't I sit on a cloud?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
Because they're made outta rubber.

Can I fly from New York to Dubai in 3 hours by plane?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on August 06, 2012, 10:01:37 PM
Maybe if you take an express trip.

Should I put on a cape and jump off my roof to see if I can fly?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 06, 2012, 10:09:54 PM
Yes, maybe try putting on a helmet too.

Can hurricanes make landfall in Alaska?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 06, 2012, 10:56:37 PM
Yes, if Global Warming continues.

Would I find polar bears in Hawaii?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 07, 2012, 09:48:55 AM
Maybe on a Coca Cola bottle. (The old ones...)   :bleh:

Can I make it rain?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on August 07, 2012, 09:58:05 AM
If you got enough money in your pockets sure why not.

Why does it smell like blue outside?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 07, 2012, 11:15:24 AM
Because I got the blues. Does anyone honestly watch the Geometry Channel these days?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on August 07, 2012, 11:44:36 AM
I do! 2+2=5!

Why am I Walking in Memphis?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 07, 2012, 12:04:39 PM
You lost your car? (If so, that sucks, Trevor. LOL)

Where is the sun?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Trevor on August 07, 2012, 12:12:16 PM
Across the street at Walmart.

Why does the IntelliStar talk?

OT: Donovan, that was a reference to the song "Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn, lol. I can't even drive yet. :rofl2:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on August 07, 2012, 12:42:23 PM
Because it's trying to be like you and me  :P

Why is the earth always turning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 07, 2012, 12:45:10 PM
Because people make the world go round. Do rap artists sing opera?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 07, 2012, 12:49:14 PM
Nope. They wouldn't be able to do any better than rap, let alone Opera.  :P (Joking, and I like some rap, not all)

What is the number for 911?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 07, 2012, 01:18:17 PM
119. Can I take Amtrak from Oakland to Honolulu?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on August 07, 2012, 07:29:37 PM
No, to Finland.

Can you play golf in the Gulf of Mexico?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 07, 2012, 09:09:55 PM
Yep, you sure can! :D Am I on TWCT?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on August 07, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
If Inception taught me anything, then no.

Does clensing your mind require large amounts of bleach?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on August 07, 2012, 10:25:30 PM
No, but I hear brainwashing does wonders.

What does it mean to mean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 07, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
You're mean, I mean... wait do I mean, I mean? What is does it mean to be mean if you're being mean with the mean and mean means that you're nice but nice is mean.

Why can't I explain the word mean?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on August 07, 2012, 11:41:56 PM
I'm not even going to grace that question with an answer because I'll be banned if I do. ...oh wait.

What did I just do to myself?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on August 08, 2012, 12:24:39 AM
You should know.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 08, 2012, 12:45:12 AM
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Do they show the olympics on NBC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on August 08, 2012, 06:30:37 AM
Nah, TWC!

Why am I up so early when it's still summer vacation? :huh:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on August 08, 2012, 06:46:59 PM
Because you're not, you're up late :P

Is there a wall on the other side of the bed?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 08, 2012, 08:15:23 PM
Nope. You've no wall, bro.

If you download a movie in Jamacia, does that make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?  :chair:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on August 12, 2012, 09:53:30 PM
There is no such country as Jamacia.  :unsure:

What's up, doc?

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on August 12, 2012, 10:03:00 PM
You're despicable

Why would I insult you like that?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 13, 2012, 01:32:42 AM
Because you're as nuts as Bugs Bunny. Why am I online at 1:33 in the morning?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 13, 2012, 02:11:27 AM
Because sleeping is too mainstream?

When do the London Olympics start?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on August 13, 2012, 02:56:59 PM
In 2115.

m i typin in PrOpAh gRaMmArR n ZpElliNq?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on August 16, 2012, 01:11:04 AM
sertiNLLEE????

¿Puede conseguirme un taco sin usar Google Translate para entender lo que estoy diciendo?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on August 16, 2012, 01:12:07 AM
Hi Pavel!

Is Slender scary?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mr. Rainman on August 16, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
Only if you choose to.

How did Scatman John get his scat?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on August 31, 2012, 04:22:09 PM
Cause his name is Scatman?  :unsure:

Can you request cod when you order a package (or packages) from the manufacturer?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 01, 2012, 02:13:25 PM
They only let me order halibut.

Is Univision like bifocals? Can I order it at the eye doctor?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on September 01, 2012, 03:12:22 PM
Only of you speak Spanish. Will tropical storm Isaac bring fig newtons to your area? (corney joke with the Isaac newton tagline I kno)
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on September 01, 2012, 07:22:25 PM
No, apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on September 01, 2012, 07:44:17 PM
Oh wait, wait I know this one!... :thinking: Uhhh...something, something Ramen Noodles!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood while driving to Beaver Dam for a slice of Honey Baked Ham?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on September 02, 2012, 09:08:34 PM
None, the woodchuck better focus on the road if he's driving.

Cuantos anos tienes?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TampaMillTWC88 on September 02, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
Feliz cumpleanos!

Is Stone Mountain in Atlanta made of stones?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCmatthew on September 02, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
No, it's made of stone-ettes.

Which came first, the egg yolk or egg white?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on September 02, 2012, 09:46:22 PM
The eggnog.

Is the color of Lao Tizer's piano mahogany?
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Post by: Localonthe8s on September 02, 2012, 09:51:33 PM
No, it's azul. Do you study in college?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Stephen on September 02, 2012, 10:14:59 PM
No, I study in collage. :P

What's the color of air?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on September 03, 2012, 12:21:00 AM
Light blue  :P

Are there babies born on Labor Day?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on September 03, 2012, 12:25:54 AM
I'm afraid so, it's considered the busiest day to deliver babies. :P

What's the difference between midnight and noon?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on September 03, 2012, 03:13:03 PM
One of them you see the moon.

What is this moon I keep hearing about? Is it a new celebrity?  Everyone talks about it at night. I don't get it. :thinking:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on September 05, 2012, 02:20:26 AM
It's just a passing fad.

Will I get arrested if I don't turn in library books on time?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on September 05, 2012, 07:30:33 AM
Sorry, Pavel, they're already looking for you.  :lock: (Handcuffs)

What is water?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCWyatt on September 11, 2012, 09:03:00 PM
Liquid made by God.

Did NBC make TWC?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 17, 2013, 06:30:51 PM
*BUMP*

Why can't I laugh at a funeral?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 17, 2013, 08:50:23 PM
Because you'd probably be thrown into a mental institution or be a suspect.

How many seconds does it take to find the boiling point of aluminum?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on January 17, 2013, 10:59:22 PM
10,000,000,016 seconds!   :P

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 17, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
The world may never know....unless someone decides to find out. :P

It's January 17, 2013, Wasn't the world supposed to explode or blow out a fartball or somethin' like that 3 weeks ago? :dunno:

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 18, 2013, 12:26:28 AM
Yeah. What is today?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: phw115wvwx on January 18, 2013, 06:50:32 PM
Lee-Jackson Day, and I'm not making it up if you live in VA:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson_Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson_Day)

Why do pieces of paper fly away so easily in the wind?
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Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 18, 2013, 09:22:30 PM
Because they're traitors.

Why can't I be paid to breathe?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on January 18, 2013, 09:24:42 PM
We can't afford your CO2 emissions.

Why do computers compute?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on January 18, 2013, 09:40:47 PM
Because we are too dumb to think for ourselves. Did Windows 8 come out yet?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Zach on January 18, 2013, 09:41:38 PM
Wait, there's a new Windows OS out? :o

Why did I answer Victor's question with a question instead of a sentence?
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Post by: Localonthe8s on January 18, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
I thought that was an exclamation mark! Am I posting on my iPod?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 03, 2013, 03:04:11 PM
No, you need pen and paper to post.

What color is the sky when I'm not looking?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on February 10, 2013, 12:54:01 PM
Purple  :rofl:

Have you eaten Dairy Queen Blizzard treats when there is a blizzard happening outside?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 10, 2013, 01:16:34 PM
Yes, on Friday actually.

Is Meteorology the study of meteors?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 20, 2013, 07:15:32 PM
No, it's the study of meteorites.

Is Barack Hussein Obama related to Saddam Hussein?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 20, 2013, 07:23:23 PM
No, he's related to Walter Beasley :P (think his February 2009 song Barack's Groove).

Is smooth jazz really smooth?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 20, 2013, 07:26:06 PM
Physical texture and musical texture are quite different concepts. :P

Could you speak a little louder please?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on February 20, 2013, 07:28:33 PM
I would but English is not my native tongue :P

Do they sell checkers at Checkers?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on February 20, 2013, 09:19:23 PM
No but I suppose you can turn a hamburger patty into a checker xD

Is it always fresh in the Outback?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on February 21, 2013, 12:06:02 AM
Nope, but it's always fresh out front   :P

Do two wrongs make a right?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on February 24, 2013, 11:38:17 PM
Only if your name is Mr. Wong.

How does the moon illuminate so brightly on clear nights?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: toxictwister00 on May 06, 2013, 09:52:36 PM
flashlight installed in the inside.

Is there anyone out there who will please think of the children?! :cry: :cry3:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on May 07, 2013, 09:21:53 AM
That's why we have babysitters. :P

Why can't we have good things?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 07, 2013, 10:37:20 AM
Because there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Do ghosts live in Casper, WY?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on May 07, 2013, 01:37:10 PM
Nope, they live in ghost towns  :P

What's 2 and 2?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on May 07, 2013, 07:11:56 PM
22

Does it pay to Discover?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on May 07, 2013, 10:03:36 PM
Only if you're subscribed to the Discovery Channel.

Does it make sense to double major in English and Math?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 24, 2013, 09:25:23 PM
I guess so.

Jul vf guvf dhrfgvba va EBG13?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on June 25, 2013, 12:27:48 AM
Eye haf noh ideeuh wot ewe arr tawking abaut.

Did I forget how to spell words correctly all of a sudden?  :blink:

Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Donovan on July 10, 2013, 11:26:27 AM
Absolutely not. That was perfect!

Who is Chantal?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on November 21, 2013, 05:06:04 PM
Nemo's sister

What's wrong with your driving record?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on November 21, 2013, 05:23:05 PM
I never consulted with da mare about it.

I really need to go to the bathroom. Can I just do my business onto the third rail? It's not like anyone will be walking on it.
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Post by: xoddf2 on November 21, 2013, 08:55:30 PM
This must be San Francisco (http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Human-waste-shuts-down-BART-escalators-3735981.php) or something.

Do you really want to unleash the powers of the butterfly?
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Post by: SamRichardson92 on November 25, 2013, 02:48:11 PM
This must be San Francisco ([url]http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Human-waste-shuts-down-BART-escalators-3735981.php[/url]) or something.

Do you really want to unleash the powers of the butterfly?


San Francisco has noting to do with butterflies! :banned:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on November 27, 2013, 11:49:03 AM
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: texasstooge on December 28, 2013, 01:22:57 AM
Yes, even if it can be heard from a long distance.

If the G4 network was* like Spike TV for nerds and was a CNN of Geek America, why were they showing "Cheaters"?

*And by saying "Was", I mean G4 is now a vegetable channel that's now only airing on select providers.
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Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 25, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
Because they know the Konami Code is a force to be reckoned with.

I'm Ron Burgundy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on July 12, 2014, 11:54:35 PM
You stay classy, San Diego!  :cool2:  :P

Can a bass fish play bass guitar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on July 12, 2014, 11:58:46 PM
Only if they can tuna piano.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: luesjo12 on August 18, 2014, 03:47:51 PM
I have.

What is TV?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on August 19, 2014, 11:18:45 AM
Telekinetic vision! :P

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: luesjo12 on July 06, 2015, 11:53:41 AM
24

Is longform what happens when the IntelliStar's On-board flux capacitor releases mesocyclonic energy?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on July 10, 2015, 09:57:14 PM
Only if the IntelliSTAR runs up to 88 miles an hour with 1.21 gigawatts of power.

If there is a state called West Virginia, then why isn't Virginia called East Virginia?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Weatherman99 on August 21, 2015, 12:05:43 AM
OMG Did I lose all of my subscribers?  :cry3:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: TWCJim on October 21, 2015, 11:24:37 AM
Today is October 21, 2015... wasn't there supposed to be a flying DeLorean arriving on this date from 1985 or something? :unsure:
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Mike M on July 14, 2016, 11:46:42 PM
No, because October 21, 2015 is the past now and not the future.

Which one of the geniuses in your office didn't buy representation on May 5th?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: Localonthe8s on July 17, 2016, 09:41:39 PM
Your mom.

Is New York City located in Argentina?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: crazybangles on July 22, 2016, 09:38:56 PM
What is an IntelliStar?
Title: Re: Stupid Questions
Post by: xoddf2 on June 07, 2022, 07:55:00 PM
It's a blue computer running FreeBSD.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?