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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1320 on: September 03, 2012, 12:25:54 AM »
I'm afraid so, it's considered the busiest day to deliver babies. :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1321 on: September 03, 2012, 03:13:03 PM »
One of them you see the moon.

What is this moon I keep hearing about? Is it a new celebrity?  Everyone talks about it at night. I don't get it. :thinking:

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1322 on: September 05, 2012, 02:20:26 AM »
It's just a passing fad.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1323 on: September 05, 2012, 07:30:33 AM »
Sorry, Pavel, they're already looking for you.  :lock: (Handcuffs)

What is water?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1324 on: September 11, 2012, 09:03:00 PM »
Liquid made by God.

Did NBC make TWC?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1325 on: January 17, 2013, 06:30:51 PM »
*BUMP*

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1326 on: January 17, 2013, 08:50:23 PM »
Because you'd probably be thrown into a mental institution or be a suspect.

How many seconds does it take to find the boiling point of aluminum?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1327 on: January 17, 2013, 10:59:22 PM »
10,000,000,016 seconds!   :P

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1328 on: January 17, 2013, 11:14:52 PM »
The world may never know....unless someone decides to find out. :P

It's January 17, 2013, Wasn't the world supposed to explode or blow out a fartball or somethin' like that 3 weeks ago? :dunno:



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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1329 on: January 18, 2013, 12:26:28 AM »
Yeah. What is today?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1330 on: January 18, 2013, 06:50:32 PM »
Lee-Jackson Day, and I'm not making it up if you live in VA:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson_Day

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1331 on: January 18, 2013, 09:22:30 PM »
Because they're traitors.

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1332 on: January 18, 2013, 09:24:42 PM »
We can't afford your CO2 emissions.

Why do computers compute?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1333 on: January 18, 2013, 09:40:47 PM »
Because we are too dumb to think for ourselves. Did Windows 8 come out yet?

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Re: Stupid Questions
« Reply #1334 on: January 18, 2013, 09:41:38 PM »
Wait, there's a new Windows OS out? :o

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