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Title: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: boyercam on January 16, 2014, 03:23:14 AM
So many of you are probably aware that Intellistar 2 now has greetings, so basically, I think we should list them all here.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on January 16, 2014, 10:26:59 AM
I actually made a list myself.
Nobody puts Cantore in a corner.
Wait for it… Wait for it…
Food. Sleep. Weather.
Every stratocumulus has a silver lining.
Free refills with every forecast.
Don't you love the anticipation?
Keep your friends close and your weather closer.
We tweeted this forecast to your golf clubs.
Around here, this is great first date material.
Show me the sunny!
Will you need an ark? We NOAA guy.
We're from the future. (Not really, but we can predict it.)
You did something to your hair, right?
Finally, it's all about you.
Dogs love this forecast too. Just sayin'.
We won't tell you called in sick.
That's a great color on you.
Forget pork bellies, we've got weather futures.
Now you can break the ice.
So you know what to say in the elevator.
Say hello to my little weather friend.
You had us at, "What's the weather?"
A fourth of your closet is perfect for today.
Among weather geeks, you're kind of a big deal.
I see weather people.
It's a need to know situation. And you need to know.
We'll always have this time together.
We watched Baywatch for the great weather.
No fair weather friends here.
By the way, how'd that meeting go?
This day may be turned up to 11.
You're just in time.
We're going to make you an offer you can't refuse.
Coffee? Check. Phone? Check. Weather? Check.
We got you.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: toxictwister00 on January 16, 2014, 11:07:50 AM
Show me the sunny!

Never seen this one before.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: HulkieD on January 16, 2014, 09:06:48 PM
These should be identical to what the Intellistar 1 has, since the LOT8s on both are pretty much identical now.  Neither of them should HAVE this feature, but they do. :P

Yes, I've seen "Show me the sunny!"
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: WeatherWitness on January 16, 2014, 09:50:15 PM
I almost thought they got rid of the "cute" greetings, because on the past couple of LFs I watched, I only saw "Hello, This is Your Weather."
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Eric on January 16, 2014, 10:41:05 PM
I almost thought they got rid of the "cute" greetings, because on the past couple of LFs I watched, I only saw "Hello, This is Your Weather."

That usually shows when there's a weather advisory.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: HulkieD on January 17, 2014, 02:29:02 AM
I almost thought they got rid of the "cute" greetings, because on the past couple of LFs I watched, I only saw "Hello, This is Your Weather."
See, I've NEVER seen that - even when we were under the surprise Winter Storm Warnings.  I can probably say with certainty that I've seen every "cute" greeting listed here.  The Cantore one was worthy of a Facepalm Jim.  (Joke on TVNewsTalk.net that you may or may not end up seeing here.  :D)
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on February 02, 2014, 12:18:50 PM
A new one I saw today:
To Gobblers Knob! It's Groundhog Day!
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: TWCToday on February 02, 2014, 04:40:21 PM
A new one I saw today:
To Gobblers Knob! It's Groundhog Day!
Haha nice! Pretty neat to see little details like that.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: tpirfan28 on February 02, 2014, 05:20:44 PM
Will you need an ark? We NOAA guy.
Best of the lot right here.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: luesjo12 on February 02, 2014, 08:34:56 PM
There was also one that said Gobbler's Knob or bust......
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: HulkieD on February 02, 2014, 11:56:24 PM
There was one saying "Phil!  Phil Connors?!"
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: texasstooge on February 03, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
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Finally, it's all about you.
I'm guessing this is a reference to TWC being selective about certain areas when it comes to live coverage.

Quote
Will you need an ark? We NOAA guy.
It's a groaner, but that tops 'em all.  :rofl2:
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Charismatic Applesauce on June 14, 2014, 09:56:45 PM
*BUMP*
Some more I've seen over the past several months. This list is definitely not complete.

St. Patrick's Day:
Top o' the weather to you!
It's quite easy being green.

DST:
Tomorrow's Pro tip: Double-check the time.

First day of Spring:
If loving spring is wrong…

Mother's Day
Moms know which way the wind blows.
Mom…can you…nevermind.

Memorial Day
Land of the free, home of the brave.
We are humbled and forever thankful.
Beautiful day to fly the flag.
We remember. Do you?
A grateful nation remembers.

Friday the 13th
You hear that little voice every Friday the 13th, right?
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: toxictwister00 on July 04, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
Although this is not from the IS2, I never knew the HD National Forecast had greetings for holidays.

Here's the first one shown going into the midnight hour of Independence Day.

"Red, White, and Blue Salutes You!"

It replaces the line, "Hello America" which is seen right above the Local on the 8s text on the intro screen.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: texasstooge on July 18, 2014, 11:45:09 PM
Here's a couple more to add the the St. Patrick's Day greetings:
 - That's a great shade of green on you.
 - No, not those green pants!
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: esc1010 on July 30, 2014, 12:05:43 PM
During Arthur I got a weird one.
No one gets rid of Cantore.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: texasstooge on May 21, 2015, 02:10:48 PM
Seeing a new set of greetings on my IS2 here for the past few days.

 - Have you called your mother lately? (That's more of a mother's day greeting)
 - Tweet @weatherchannel if you're seeing this.
 - This is our story, and we're sticking to it.
 - Our meteorologists gave this some extra love.
 - Pressure is on us to hit the forecast.
 - So you have SOMETHING to say to your boss in the elevator.
 - It's not a 5 o'clock shadow, it's Local on the 8s.
 - The best time to check the weather is now.
 - We have made the science out of forecasting the weather.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: boyercam on May 22, 2015, 04:27:35 AM
- Tweet @weatherchannel if you're seeing this.

...Because we're not quite sure who we're broadcasting too now.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: iCDesign on May 27, 2015, 08:46:06 PM
We give it to you straight.

That is one that I see a lot late at night.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: alex979 on May 28, 2015, 12:52:24 PM
Saw some new ones today...

"Experience the highs and lows of weather."
"Keep your head up, unless we call for rain."
"We <3 U!"
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Vanmax22 on May 29, 2015, 06:10:48 PM
One was :We know you like pina coladas, but not getting caught in the rain
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: iCDesign on May 31, 2015, 04:19:39 PM
Forecasts - Open 24 hours.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: iCDesign on May 31, 2015, 11:20:07 PM
It's amazing on the 8s!
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: alex979 on May 31, 2015, 11:31:38 PM
- You're going to love this.
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- Everything you need to know.
- Making the forecast a breeze.
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- More than just a fair weather friend.
- Don't worry. I'm a local.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: iCDesign on June 02, 2015, 12:19:06 AM
Oooh they're getting creative with those precip words:
Do we love the weather?
Hail yeah we do!
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: iCDesign on June 03, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
Blow their minds next time they ask about the weather.

These two fronts walk into an isobar.
OK that's actually pretty funny :lol:
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: luesjo12 on June 03, 2015, 01:34:04 PM
-In case no one has told you today that you are awesome.
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: daweatherchannelfreak on August 19, 2015, 06:59:59 AM
Keeps you up-to-date
Title: Re: Intellistar 2 Greetings list
Post by: Vanmax22 on September 24, 2015, 04:06:37 PM
No one keeps Weather in the corner!